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well pokemon is bit different, most were gender neutral.
Ha! That's fair (I am pretty sure I snorted coffee through my nose reading this.) I meant it as more of the implication that our loveable MC is a regular cassanova and shouldn't hinder himself on a poetential lover because of age. Some women age like a fine wine and some age like milk. However mature women are great especially when you're young an impressionable. I still remember getting breakfast the next morning after she wore me out.
 

e6mill

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if mc is on his 30s then then milf would be 50-60 years old and gilf would be 80-90 years old.
Those categories have nothing to do with anyone's age. If she had a kid at 16 who had a kid at 16 a GILF might be 32ish. I've known one or two such.
 

lorkdubo

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well pokemon is bit different, most were gender neutral.
I mean... you kind of forced my hand here you know. You are the culprit for this

"Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white".
 

cxx

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Those categories have nothing to do with anyone's age. If she had a kid at 16 who had a kid at 16 a GILF might be 32ish. I've known one or two such.
i know that but was trying to keep it over 18 stuff.

Fake news ;) My son plays Pokémon alot, most are gendered, and they do procreate by fornication ingame...
nintendo's pokemons or porngame pokemons?

I mean... you kind of forced my hand here you know. You are the culprit for this
well i stopped watching pokemon tv-shows after ash ketchum's adventures with new companions ended besides movies with old companions.
 

Renfield42069

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I mean... you kind of forced my hand here you know. You are the culprit for this

"Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white".
Three feet tall and 64 pounds is large enough for... Yes, FBI, this is the guy right here!

Jokes aside, I have some serious doubts about that hypothesis, but then again, people are really out here stuffing poultry; before it's dead. I know you didn't write it up (or assume that, anyway), but I appreciate you committing to the bit.
 

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I would love if we could close seasson 1 first.:p
Although, written enough I don't care what we label those as long as the updates are coming with the same quality as before.
And I'm getting lonly without the any news from the cast.:whistle::sneaky:
One more to add to your roster... ;)
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And before ya pervs start drooling, Hailey is not a LI or side piece! :ROFLMAO:

Maybe she will be aged up by Chapter 3... :devilish::whistle:
 

Elduriel

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One more to add to your roster... ;)
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And before ya pervs start drooling, Hailey is not a LI or side piece! :ROFLMAO:

Maybe she will be aged up by Chapter 3... :devilish::whistle:
man I fucking love it, even just these few pics I can imagine all sort of lines that go with them (especially the lil sis :ROFLMAO: ) Can't wait for the update to drop
 

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One more to add to your roster... ;)
Like her, even without seeing too much of her. I assume Hailey want a full mission report including all and every detail from Liza.
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And before ya pervs start drooling, Hailey is not a LI or side piece! :ROFLMAO:

Maybe she will be aged up by Chapter 3... :devilish::whistle:
You're like to tease. Poor Sluggo:cry:
Also I send out Jessy for her, she held a record of 100% catching her prey.:LOL::sneaky:
 
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