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- Thread starter Crazygamer43
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There is the joke of locking a Marine in a room with 100 pound steel ball. One of three things will happen to the steel ball. It will either go missing, get broken or get pregnant. All jokes have a kernel of truth.maybe he had woman on every harbor.
no need to go to titty bars then.
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Yeah... Never saw a reason for payin' good money just to look... More than that I won't say... other than to mention the likelihood of little mot's on at least 3 continents. Jus' Sayin'maybe he had woman on every harbor.
no need to go to titty bars then.
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only 3? slacker.Yeah... Never saw a reason for payin' good money just to look... More than that I won't say... other than to mention the likelihood of little mot's on at least 3 continents. Jus' Sayin'
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Those overnight meaningful relationships are great.Yeah... Never saw a reason for payin' good money just to look... More than that I won't say... other than to mention the likelihood of little mot's on at least 3 continents. Jus' Sayin'
- Oct 11, 2023
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Marine? Maybe you could tell me what happened to those crayons..
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Upgraded to Magic Markers.
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Oh, hell no!!They don't trust y'all with SHARPies?
Jarheads are strictly for bludgeoning things and occasionally making heads explode from half a mile away!!
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Magic markers are non toxic if they eat the sharpies they may get sick.They don't trust y'all with SHARPies?
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I still prefer the original El Marco markers. Still have a few and they still work. The new ones are crap and they're Sharpie knockoffs. Just a pic I found online.
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Our boy was out there setting up franchises.Yeah... Never saw a reason for payin' good money just to look... More than that I won't say... other than to mention the likelihood of little mot's on at least 3 continents. Jus' Sayin'
In season 2, maybe we'll get to setup franchises in the game. Less fun, but less expensive.
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2nd Funniest titty bar story for me was I was travelling with a carnival 35 y/o, I spent most of my night Hooters in Mobile AL then went to a strip bar where they couldn't serve me alcohol due to "state laws" I sat down in sniffer's row and the boring dancer (just walking around) pulled her g-string band out twice and I did not tip because I was not impressed, so she stuck her platforms on my table and kicked my hot coffee into my lap. I went fucking ballistic and got up onstage causing the bouncer to tackle me! I told him what she had done, told him I was a Canadian tourist and asked him if tips are mandatory? And if so, where is that posted, demanded an apology from the dancer and my cover charge back... Yeah, I got both.
#! funny story was my first bachelor party at a strip bar where one of my closest friends invited someone I never met who kept getting hands on with the dancers, the bouncers told us to read him the riot act but about a half hour later the head bouncer came to me and said "Your buddy wants his smokes & an Ambulance... I walked over that douchebag about an hour later still bleeding in the doorway...
#! funny story was my first bachelor party at a strip bar where one of my closest friends invited someone I never met who kept getting hands on with the dancers, the bouncers told us to read him the riot act but about a half hour later the head bouncer came to me and said "Your buddy wants his smokes & an Ambulance... I walked over that douchebag about an hour later still bleeding in the doorway...
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Way to go Jesse then. She will turn down the other gang, when they offer her to work at they're bar, I thought if the MC decided to have fun with one of the girls instead of meet up with Jesse one of the Gang leaders offers her a job. Inwhich case I would think it would benefit them to persuade her to they're gang, causing a rift between Jesse and the MC. Still would not stand up Jesse though.
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Do you know the meaning of a ride-or-die? Your NTR fantasies are unwelcome in this game.