VN Ren'Py Long Road Home [v10 Part 4 Beta] [OBDGames]

[Old Grumpy Wolf]

They thought it would be hilarious seeing my discomfort so I looked all I could

Better than what I did the first time I went to a titty bar. I had just turned 18(Fake ID), 6 shots and 3 beers in and I decided it would be an awesome idea if I got up on a table, strip and do the helicopter. The girls loved it, Security didn't.

 

[wookie ookie]

Some of the girls that were at the Fresno location.(Now permanently closed) Their food went to shit years ago anyway.
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I'd jump on all of those

 

[e6mill]

They thought it would be hilarious seeing my discomfort so I looked all I could

I took my lady to the local titty bar and the staff all knew her. Turned out she was on the pool league team for the dive at which she'd tended bar for years. Knew every bar in town with a pool table. Talk about friends in low places.

 

[Old Grumpy Wolf]

I'd jump on all of those

Well, you probably can. I heard they're making money a different way now. But you know how idiots talk.

 

[cxx]

Some of the girls that were at the Fresno location.(Now permanently closed) Their food went to shit years ago anyway.

doubt food was reason why that place was visited.

 

[TigerWolfe]

I was at the one on Broadway in Tucson

That's the only one I've been to... Was not impressed, must have gotten the b team

 

[cxx]

That's the only one I've been to... Was not impressed, must have gotten the b team

maybe it was b cup day.

 

[Old Grumpy Wolf]

doubt food was reason why that place was visited.

Well, tbh, they had the best burgers once upon a time. Like I said, their food went to shit.

 

[Jack Nippleson]

Well, tbh, they had the best burgers once upon a time. Like I said, their food went to shit.

So did those happy hour prices.

 

[Renfield42069]

I was at the one on Broadway in Tucson

Ayyyyy, I lived in Tucson for a little over a decade; left a few years back to go back to the midwest. So, we're practically related.

 

[TigerWolfe]

left a few years back to go back to the midwest.

Are you me?

 

[Scooter_Tramp]

In case these haven't been posted yet...

Some of the girls that were at the Fresno location.(Now permanently closed) Their food went to shit years ago anyway.

I don't think I've ever met a stripper I actually thought was hot in real life.

I was at a strip bar 2 nights ago, all the girls wandering around looking for $40 lap dances for one song were top notch, the girl on stage was flabby & boring... Paid $7.00 cover charge $7.50 for a shit beer, these people are seriously stuck in the 80's...

 

[cast188x]

Im not one for dancers/hookers but ive been to plenty of bars, most of the new girls look alright however once you can see a bit of age in their faces, you better run. Mate of mine got a girl he took to a bedroom, said she looked fine at first, he told me that when she got to the bathroom to take a shower, she took out her titty pads, her ass fell out of the pants and she even removed her wig.
He was drunk so he pounded it anyway.

 

[cxx]

Im not one for dancers/hookers but ive been to plenty of bars, most of the new girls look alright however once you can see a bit of age in their faces, you better run. Mate of mine got a girl he took to a bedroom, said she looked fine at first, he told me that when she got to the bathroom to take a shower, she took out her titty pads, her ass fell out of the pants and she even removed her wig.
He was drunk so he pounded it anyway.

there's joke about that too: after woman puts wig etc in drawer and goes to bed and asks guy to join her guy asks drawer or bed.

 

[c3p0]

Most likely already know that:
A men stumble over bottle. He pick it up and a genie comes out, saying he will fulfil him one wish. He think a lot and then he tell the genie that he likes his wife very much, but she isn't that young anymore and if he could do something about that, so he would see her in another light.
The genie act immediately and granting the men his wish, making him 20 year older.

 

[motseer]

Damn! Reading all these titty bar horror stories makes me thankful for the Fox Box!

 

[cxx]

Most likely already know that:
A men stumble over bottle. He pick it up and a genie comes out, saying he will fulfil him one wish. He think a lot and then he tell the genie that he likes his wife very much, but she isn't that young anymore and if he could do something about that, so he would see her in another light.
The genie act immediately and granting the men his wish, making him 20 year older.

and on 1 joke genie turns man to a tampon after he wants to get between pretty woman's legs.

lesson learned think carefully what you wish.

 

[cxx]

Damn! Reading all these titty bar horror stories makes me thankful for the Fox Box!

yea fox box girls will never age.

 

[e6mill]

titty bar horror stories

I don't have any of those. But I can tell ya how to spot pickpockets at a titty bar:
Ya see, some of the guys are there to snatch watches...

 

[motseer]

I don't have any of those. But I can tell ya how to spot pickpockets at a titty bar:
Ya see, some of the guys are there to snatch watches...

I gave you a haha but only because there is no groan...