Don't take my post serious; the "Don't speak French" part was meant to be sarcastic due to classic internet stereotypes about certain countries/languages. So, French speakers are always described as arrogant, rude chain-smokeing people who don't want to speak English while Germans are seen as arrogant, smartass Nazis (I'm German btw). My English and French friends and I like to take the piss-out of each other by using those stereotypes. Therefore, don't take it personally.
My "Don't speak French" sarcastic remark is based on this here:
The only rookie mistake you made was to ask for an Android port without checking the game tags or use the search function before.
To survive on F95 it is best to follow these simple steps:
1. Get familiar with F95's General rules =>
https://f95zone.to/threads/general-rules-updated-2020-07-23.5589/post-236332
2. Take a look at F95's Survival Guide =>
https://f95zone.to/threads/f95zone-survival-guide-a-guide-to-making-staff-happy.9784/post-537670
3. Check the game's tags => mobile game tag is an indicator for Android ports. (If a game doesn't have the mobile tag then the game doesn't offer an Android port.
4. Check the game's thread first post (OP) aka "opening post" or "original post" for information/ports/downloads options.
5. Read the last 5 pages of a thread before posting something (possible that your question has been answered within those 5 pages). => It helps to reduce the spam in a thread.
6. Use the search function first before posting a question => upper right corner of the page (very inconvenient on a phone).
Note: From my own experience I can tell you that F95's website isn't optimized to be browsed via a phone. If you can, use a computer.
@cold_arctus, by the laws of the land, it's fine for him to speak French just so long as he also gives us an English T/L with it. General Rules, 1.5.