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LazinessI'd never be a patreon of this guy, but I'd pay 25 bucks to know what is the truth behind all this never ending wait.
Just for fun I would put a few bucks on not this year. Like February 2020. I wish there was an escrow service or something where we could do that.Anyone taking bets on 0.7 dev time?
Here's your batshit conspiracy theory for the day.
Suppose that during this "testing," Icstor managed to fap himself into an extremely odd case of cum coma. He's fully conscious, but the only part of his body that can respond is his cock. He's nearly incapacitated, but luckily for him, his Patreonbux are able to buy some very good help: several doctors and scientists, as well as some prostitutes who resemble the Milfy City characters. Internally, they are known as "the team." A security guard notices Icstor is immobile and signals the rest of the team to come in.
Most of the medical staff works around the clock to search for a way to revitalize Icstor, while the rest of the team helps advance the game's development in the render dungeon. The team has him hooked up to this machinery that measures his dick twitches, so one guy can read the monitors while having Icstor watch the hookers act out the scenes. A scene passes inspection if there's an acceptable level of dick activity.
Testing can still move forward like this, but the old-fashioned way was so much faster... The team posts on Icstor's behalf to announce the delays caused by this situation.
I like to think it's russian hookers.Laziness
It is strange that you paid attention to this. Here people write the same thing for more than 100 pages. Some messages are simply duplicated. The same "jokes" on every page still amuse someone.Some people can't read the page they're on. "Release when?"... look 2 posts up and it says "today or tomorrow hopefully".
Let me explain... When you go to a thread, you usually jump to your last unread post.
- If you're a page or more behind, you jump to the last page, do not read any of the posts, then post "release when?"
- If you're hitting f5 like crazy or check hourly, you're not reading the posts then ask "release when?"
WHY ARE YOU NOT READING??? READING TOO HARD??? ONLY LOOKING FOR LINKS??
Seriously, if you want to ask a question, read the damn page!!! Then go back a page or 2. It only takes a FEW MINUTES and you usually get the answers 90% of the time!!!!! Also, if you're not reading, how can you read the answers on every single page?? It's like you're demanding an answer but won't even hear it!!
Given the quality of the excuses for the update not being released, you can't expect bright comments, it's just all nonesense.It is strange that you paid attention to this. Here people write the same thing for more than 100 pages. Some messages are simply duplicated. The same "jokes" on every page still amuse someone.
It makes no sense to demand reading when no one does.
The topic has long turned into a garbage can, where there are no rules. And judging by the content of some posts, their authors are unlikely to have reached 18 years of age.
Some messages could be written like this
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no, hasn't been released yet.... plz don't send everyone into a frenzy...Quite sure the update has already been released, there are simply no heroes.
careful now, the game dev may use this as his next excuse to delay the game yet again...So its the full game just without Animations or there will be some scenes missing?
well we should give him till Sunday 11:59PM then hear what next reason there is for the delay.... lulzI will say one thing
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A reason for delay? From Icstor? lmaowell we should give him till Sunday 11:59PM then hear what next reason there is for the delay.... lulz