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I think some of those aren't older than 13-14 and have just found out that their PP's do more than just expel urine.....
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He already did, didn't you see his departure notice?
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I should pity you, but I'm not going to waste energy on it. I should reply that if you find Lisa, Debbie, Kim, or Kate horrible I wish you luck finding something you like in real life. But I'm not going to. Even if you did find it, I doubt they would want to come within 100 yards of you (or 350 spaghetti in line).
I know that jellyfish, being able to live without brains for millions of years, have given some of you hope, but with that kind of "thinking" you display, you are worthy of compassion. But compassion for specimens like you ran out on me a long time ago.
Don't want to play My Dorm? Don't. It's not a game for you. You are neither needed nor welcome. Good bye, please don't return.
PS: Learn the difference between an airport and an airplane.
They discovered their PP's think more than their brains do?
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Mine got me through high school...
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Damn it Trope........now I have to google that.......
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Hey at least they have the internet. Back in my day we had hand me down Playboy and Penthouse magazines, usually 2-3 years old.
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We had the underwear section of the Sears catalog - and we liked it!
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Well, I dunno... I mean... There's not a single girl or woman in this that has a 44 quadruple D chest. There's not a single 22 inch waist with a 52 inch cooter hangin' from it! What the hell? Slender women? Small tits? There are practically no perfect hour glass figures and there's even one or two that I would call chubby! Not even BBW's? Just chubby girls? It's... It's... disgusting. I mean... I see this shit anywhere, anytime all around me! It is obvious that the dev and people here have no regard for standard pornocratic guidelines. Ya'll just wait! As soon as I find out what government agency I should report this to... I'm... I'll... I'll be back... and I'm bringin' agents with me!
I'll be back!
With agents!
- Jan 7, 2022
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Dear Sir, or Madam or Whatever,
It was a great surprise to discover this gem in our mail.
Thank you for the several hours of laughter you propitiated the whole office, every once in a while someone yelled "Ugly" and we all laughed hysterically for several minutes. This post of yours has even made it's way into our inter-offices newsletter in the "silly jokes by silly people" section. You'll be famous, rejoice.
On behalf of the whole department, including the Executives, we have declared you the "Silliest Joker of the Week".
The trophy is being 3D printed in Bangladesh, will be expedited to you along with the bill for the loss of production you caused, the costs will be estimated when the accountants have finished laughing. Expect news soon.
For the Client Connections and Billing,
Yushuld Estay-Kwiet
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Well, there is one perfect woman in the game at least.......
and no, that is NOT an invitation for you yahoo's to start sounding of who you think that is cause most of you would be wrong!
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No. Two. Wait... th... twenty seven... and two perfect clones!
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Hmmmmmm... at some point I imagine if you were president, you would make a law so that ugly girls do not exist....
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Sears, JC Penny's and even good ole Montgomery ( Monkey) Wards catalogs were the spank bank if none of your buddies could get a Playboy or Penthouse from Dad, Granddad or Uncle.We had the underwear section of the Sears catalog - and we liked it!
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Bethesda stole all the ugly women and put them in Starfield.Hmmmmmm... at some point I imagine if you were president, you would make a law so that ugly girls do not exist....
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I'm thinking of starting a "Paisley Girls Only" movement... Our slogan will be "Paisley Is Purty"! We will be staunch supporters and allies with "Chubby Girls Only" 'cause "Chubby is Cuddly"! We will also be affiliated with "Black Girls Are Best", Lustin' For Latina's, GILF, MILF and DILF, and "No Girl Left Behind".Hmmmmmm... at some point I imagine if you were president, you would make a law so that ugly girls do not exist....
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Chubby girls, they give you shade in the summer and heat in the winter.