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Sooo . . . If she has a date in Constantinople, he'll be waiting in Istanbul??I see, I see, Istanbul (Not Constantinople).
All kneel before Martha.
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Only the Turks know.Sooo . . . If she has a date in Constantinople, he'll be waiting in Istanbul??
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IMO They will meet on the bridge over the Bosphorus.Sooo . . . If she has a date in Constantinople, he'll be waiting in Istanbul??
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Must have missed that F95 has turned in to the The History Channel.......
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Only this thread. We are so old, that we lived it
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I'm not old, I'm Vintage. If I was placed on Vinted I would carry the labels, Well Used, Some defects, mostly functional.Only this thread. We are so old, that we lived it
HaHa, who am I kidding... it would be: Nothing Works, Makes Weird Noises, Needs Permanent Maintenance. Price tag: We would pay for you to take it.
LOOOOOOOOL
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Add to the labels: "Need an internet connection to work properly"I'm not old, I'm Vintage. If I was placed on Vinted I would carry the labels, Well Used, Some defects, mostly functional.
HaHa, who am I kidding... it would be: Nothing Works, Makes Weird Noises, Needs Permanent Maintenance. Price tag: We would pay for you to take it.
LOOOOOOOOL
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I stole a little sticker from the development lab at work and put it on my ID badge: "Beta unit: not for resale."
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I'm not old, I'm Vintage. If I was placed on Vinted I would carry the labels, Well Used, Some defects, mostly functional.
HaHa, who am I kidding... it would be: Nothing Works, Makes Weird Noises, Needs Permanent Maintenance. Price tag: We would pay for you to take it.
LOOOOOOOOL
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Late one night police called to a car wreck that had pulled into an old abandoned gas station. There was an old magnetic sign that said "Please Pay First" we took it and slapped on our ambulance every shift for months till one day a supervisor saw it and took it away from us.I stole a little sticker from the development lab at work and put it on my ID badge: "Beta unit: not for resale."
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Them being still married always took dating older woman off the table. But damn the sex was great
Nice render. Althrough I feel like it's a missed opportunity to make her an Empress Martha, also know as Darth Marks. UNLIMITED POWAH!!!
Also, I find the lack of clone wars jokes... disturbing.
"delusional 20-somethings with brains starved for Oxygen because of constant fapping"OI! not every 20-somethings users are crazy or delusional >___> >___>
I suppose you can read that the way you choose to. Or you could read it the way it was intended, with "20-somethings with brains starved for Oxygen because of constant fapping" as the complete subject modified by "delusional" and therefore only referring to a small subset of 20-somethings.
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That makes sense, since (...wait for it...)
It's nobody's business but the Turks!
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This humor's very Byzantine.
...waiting for the Erika render.
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It's pirated erotic games and educational! Which makes it (...wait for it...)
SEX EDUCATION FOR PIRATES!!™
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I've never been sure if that was supposed to be a serious song when it came out, but I'm glad Dr. Demento didn't think so.
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I would say that it's a "pseudo-serious" song by a(n arguably) very "not serious" band, and I would submit the songs "Birdhouse in Your Soul" and "Particle Man" (1990 "Flood" album) as "Exhibit A" for that claim. Honestly, they are probably slightly less serious than Talking Heads/David Byrne.
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