Avaron1974

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Says the one gorging on beans (of all things) every morning.... ;) :sneaky:

Wouldn't like at all that my breakfast table suddenly turned into the cowboys campfire in Blazing Saddles. 'nuff said.....:eek::LOL:





J/k, of course, no offense meant :)
Not every day hun.

Imagine eating greasy fried food every day.

Remember Weebles, "Weebles wobble but they don't fall down" the short fat things that bounced back up when you hit them, that would be me.

A decent greasy breakfast is a treat every now and then, I usually eat cereal or toast. I like unhealthy food but i'm not looking to turn myself into a human space hopper.

Those are small, round and bouncy for the hermits that have never heard of space hoppers.
 

ImperialD

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Not every day hun.

Imagine eating greasy fried food every day.

short fat things that bounced back up when you hit them

A decent greasy breakfast is a treat every now and then, I like unhealthy food but i'm not looking to turn myself into a human space hopper.

Those are small, round and bouncy for the hermits that have never heard of space hoppers.
sounds like your describing me to a T :ROFLMAO:
 

Dragon59

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Reading a Brit talking about cuisine is like reading a French talking about attacking or a German about making jokes. :devilish:
This reminds me of an old joke about Heaven and Hell:

Heaven:
  • The police are British
  • The cooks are French
  • The engineers are German
  • The administrators are Swiss
  • The lovers are Italian
Hell:
  • The police are German
  • The cooks are British
  • The engineers are Italian
  • The administrators are French
  • The lovers are Swiss


only grits lovers are us southern ppl :)
I'm not southern, but I do enjoy grits from time to time.
 

Maviarab

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Pssshh...America, the land of everything has to have 35 ingredients added to it complaining about British food...bet half of ya never even been here and tried it.

Half of ya still think you invented the pizza and that authentic means it comes from chicago with 15 different meats on it (thats the half that don't even have a passport and have never left the States) ;)

*runs away waving pancakes and waffles in the air before he is lynched*

(Being serious, having moved there and lived there for a couple of years, six years ago ...the food there really isn't all that you think it is).
 

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Vollezar

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I'd like to see how MNF's MC eats his pancakes. Connor from JOHN may be a challenger.
I'd like to see the gingers doing that, but the combination would be way too hardcore porn.
Just imagine Little Alice pouring maple syrup on her stack and gingerely spreading it with her finger to cover just the top of it. She then slowly and delicately licks it off her finger and the flavour makes her eyes roll back a bit from the pleasure the taste causes as the syrup hits her tongue. She picks up her fork and very gently presses into the stack to get herself just a tiny bit of the heavenly pancakes that Sandra creates with so much love and care...

SLAM. SLAM.

MCs head just hit the table as he passes out because all his blood just left his head and rushed south and his erection hits the underside of the table. (hence the two slams).

P.S. As per request(see below): MCs nose bled a bit after that. But he did not mind 'cause damn that was worth it.
 
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Naxos

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I'd like to see the gingers doing that, but the combination would be way too hardcore porn.
Just imagine Little Alice pouring maple syrup on her stack and gingerely spreading it with her finger to cover just the top of it. She then slowly and delicately licks it off her finger and the taste makes her eyes roll back a bit from the pleasure the taste causes as the syrup hits her taste buds. She picks up her fork and very gently presses into the stack to get herself just a tiny bit of the heavenly pancakes that Sandra creates with so much love and care...

SLAM.

MCs head just hit the table as he passes out because all his blood just left his head and rushed south.
Dafaq did I just read....

Back away from the keyboard very very slowly. No sudden moves from you...

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:ROFLMAO:
PS I think you forgot the obligatory nose bleed.
 
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iolkj

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This reminds me of an old joke about Heaven and Hell:

Heaven:
  • The police are British
  • The cooks are French
  • The engineers are German
  • The administrators are Swiss
  • The lovers are Italian
Hell:
  • The police are German
  • The cooks are British
  • The engineers are Italian
  • The administrators are French
  • The lovers are Swiss
Have to remember that one. Until now, I only knew the one about Canada, which could have been the greatest country on earth, had it inherited British culture, French food and American technology. Instead, it's the worst country, having British food, French technology and American culture.
 
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