Vollezar

Gingers are love. Gingers are life.
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I'd like to see how MNF's MC eats his pancakes. Connor from JOHN may be a challenger.
I'd like to see the gingers doing that, but the combination would be way too hardcore porn.
Just imagine Little Alice pouring maple syrup on her stack and gingerely spreading it with her finger to cover just the top of it. She then slowly and delicately licks it off her finger and the flavour makes her eyes roll back a bit from the pleasure the taste causes as the syrup hits her tongue. She picks up her fork and very gently presses into the stack to get herself just a tiny bit of the heavenly pancakes that Sandra creates with so much love and care...

SLAM. SLAM.

MCs head just hit the table as he passes out because all his blood just left his head and rushed south and his erection hits the underside of the table. (hence the two slams).

P.S. As per request(see below): MCs nose bled a bit after that. But he did not mind 'cause damn that was worth it.
 
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Naxos

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I'd like to see the gingers doing that, but the combination would be way too hardcore porn.
Just imagine Little Alice pouring maple syrup on her stack and gingerely spreading it with her finger to cover just the top of it. She then slowly and delicately licks it off her finger and the taste makes her eyes roll back a bit from the pleasure the taste causes as the syrup hits her taste buds. She picks up her fork and very gently presses into the stack to get herself just a tiny bit of the heavenly pancakes that Sandra creates with so much love and care...

SLAM.

MCs head just hit the table as he passes out because all his blood just left his head and rushed south.
Dafaq did I just read....

Back away from the keyboard very very slowly. No sudden moves from you...

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:ROFLMAO:
PS I think you forgot the obligatory nose bleed.
 
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iolkj

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This reminds me of an old joke about Heaven and Hell:

Heaven:
  • The police are British
  • The cooks are French
  • The engineers are German
  • The administrators are Swiss
  • The lovers are Italian
Hell:
  • The police are German
  • The cooks are British
  • The engineers are Italian
  • The administrators are French
  • The lovers are Swiss
Have to remember that one. Until now, I only knew the one about Canada, which could have been the greatest country on earth, had it inherited British culture, French food and American technology. Instead, it's the worst country, having British food, French technology and American culture.
 
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BeoWoolF

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Have to remember that one. Until now, I only knew the one about Canada, which could have been the greatest country on earth, had it inherited British culture, French food and American technology. Instead, it's the worst country, having British food, French technology and American culture.
Ouch ...
 

Chucke1992

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Is there some particular reason they fell in love with him? I mean l like that food buffer, but it feels weird :LOL:
 

Spfjolietjake

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Is there some particular reason they fell in love with him? I mean l like that food buffer, but it feels weird :LOL:
The mc is selfless, caring and compassionate. He is just exactly what the LI needs or will do his very best to try. He appreciates the LIs and makes them feel loved, safe, and secure.

I'm sure there are better words to use, but I ain't no writer.
 

Maviarab

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Is there some particular reason they fell in love with him? I mean l like that food buffer, but it feels weird :LOL:
The mc is selfless, caring and compassionate. He is just exactly what the LI needs or will do his very best to try. He appreciates the LIs and makes them feel loved, safe, and secure.

I'm sure there are better words to use, but I ain't no writer.
He's a porn game MC in a harem. No other explanation required lol. Not actually sure if this was a serious question or not.

Though Spf's explanation fits the narrative of the story well also.
 

Chucke1992

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I guess that's the aura :LOL: I mean I believe Sandra started blushing even before he arrived.
Reminds me of Ecchi Sensei where the girls throw themselves at MC because he exists:ROFLMAO:
 
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Havik79

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Uck, that ain't heaven that is hell, English are the lovers, they have the best accent, Italians are the cooks, and the French are sulking in the corner with the snails and frogs which ain't real food.

But in this game, I am with the MC, love me some Maccas pancakes and syrup, although I used to love it when my sister would make pikelets.
 

Cigar-Ferras

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English are the lovers
I like you ;)
Italians are the cooks
Yes, and bloody good ones for the most part! ;)
the French are sulking in the corner with the snails and frogs which ain't real food.
I tasted snails once, possibly the worst culinary experiences of my life .... (Sorry French peeps that may read this, but that shit is gross)
love me some Maccas pancakes and syrup, although I used to love it when my sister would make pikelets.
Well I'm off to google a couple of things since I have no idea what those are. (y)
 

Havik79

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I like you ;)

Yes, and bloody good ones for the most part! ;)

I tasted snails once, possibly the worst culinary experiences of my life .... (Sorry French peeps that may read this, but that shit is gross)

Well I'm off to google a couple of things since I have no idea what those are. (y)
Maccas is Aussie slang for McDonalds, pikelets are like small pancakes but a bit thicker.
Although everyone in my family is English and I could eat good shepherd's pie all day.
Make mash potatoes, burn some beef mince, ground beef for you USA, make a nice gravy with the mince, stick the mince in casserole dish, stick mash on top, grate some cheese on top, cook till mash browns, that is shepherd's pie.
 
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