- Dec 1, 2017
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It only gets better.forgive me father because i am sin. i kiss my grandma
shit shit shit
f**k my brain david blaine!!!
It only gets better.forgive me father because i am sin. i kiss my grandma
shit shit shit
f**k my brain david blaine!!!
well mama don't exactly have small tits eitherauthor, well, why did you give such big boobs to Aunt Mary? they are also heavy. and she still has my child to bear (this is also plus 3-4 kg of eccentricity in front) - this is such a load on the spine. Liza or Alice are lucky - their weight distribution is much more acceptable. and Aunt Mary has almost 4 kilograms and is constantly and high, will the child balance them? but on the other hand, watching all the women pregnant is cool. just feel sorry for the aunt. it will be hard for her.
Here's my guess based on other data:author, well, why did you give such big boobs to Aunt Mary? they are also heavy. and she still has my child to bear (this is also plus 3-4 kg of eccentricity in front) - this is such a load on the spine. Lucy or Alice are lucky - their weight distribution is much more acceptable. and Aunt Mary has almost 4 kilograms and is constantly and high, will the child balance them? but on the other hand, watching all the women pregnant is cool. just feel sorry for the aunt. it will be hard for her.
ooooh Killer7 I like this one can we keep em? heheforgive me father because i am sin. i kiss my grandma
shit shit shit
f**k my brain david blaine!!!
all. this is the end. I will probably be excommunicated from my family for inappropriate behavior with elders. this is the end. Mom will unscrew my head and say that it was so ... what should I do now?
well.. what? we will know also Tanja's mother? hmm... interesting =)Tanja's mother
Aunt Mary isn't the only "top heavy" lady...not even the biggest boobs in the game (thinking of Tanya's mom and Fiona's new employee, forgot her name but her husband was the one who killed Fiona's sister). Besides, Mary is excited and elated to get pregnant by the MC. And MC is so loving and caring I am sure he will help her (and all his girls) with their pregnancy troubles (massages, running errands, etc.)author, well, why did you give such big boobs to Aunt Mary? they are also heavy. and she still has my child to bear (this is also plus 3-4 kg of eccentricity in front) - this is such a load on the spine. Lucy or Alice are lucky - their weight distribution is much more acceptable. and Aunt Mary has almost 4 kilograms and is constantly and high, will the child balance them? but on the other hand, watching all the women pregnant is cool. just feel sorry for the aunt. it will be hard for her.
No, of course i can not make Aunt Mary pregnant. but she wants to. How can I refuse her?
author, can you ask the local scientists to invent some kind of back-supporting belt? or, well, I don’t know, some sort of an exoskeleton ... don’t be so cruel to Aunt Mary.
WHAT???Aunt Mary said:I'm still mad at you for not giving me a creampie
There's at least a 50:50 chance any noun could be an innuendo for penis. That's just how the human mind seems to work.as an offtopic, a minute of literalism - I have the honor to ask a question to native English speakers - what is a normal decent name for a penis? but not the penis. Is the word "prick" a conditionally decent word for womans? I don't think the word "member" is the right word for penis. in my opinion, the word "member" is applicable as a non-independent word in conjunction with an explanation - what exactly is a member - for example, a member of the book lovers society. I'm wondering what a more correct name for the penis could Maddie use in her letter? I will give a fragment of loveletter of Maddie to MC "I know I will dream about your member... blablabla"
and so - which word is more correct?
do not criticize for the sake of criticism, but criticize for the sake of moving forward. you can’t take (even if) the bad without giving something better in return. in other words, "criticizing - offer!"
there was once a case in history when, due to the difference in the name of the same product on different sides of the border, all French spies pretending to be Italians were wiped out. they were shown mutton peas (aka chickpeas) and forced to pronounce its name. the French called it by its French name, posing as "head over heels" (sentencing themselves to death). If I'm not mistaken, the French call this nut "foie gras".
I think it's very important to call things by their right names.
I decided to ask if the native English-speaking members of the forum use the word "member" in the context of "penis" - or have I, due to lack of awareness, come to a state of "false literacy"?
thanks.
well, thanks for the clarification. but i know if I kept silent it would be even worse because false modesty breeds incompetence.There's at least a 50:50 chance any noun could be an innuendo for penis. That's just how the human mind seems to work.
But yeah, 'member' by itself is certainly a staple for writing about dicks, though definitely more description than dialogue.
As was mentioned in a previous pose, just about any word can be used for a penis. If you want a good example of this, I recommend looking up "The Penis Song" by Monty Python.as an offtopic, a minute of literalism - I have the honor to ask a question to native English speakers - what is a normal decent name for a penis? but not the penis. Is the word "prick" a conditionally decent word for womans? I don't think the word "member" is the right word for penis. in my opinion, the word "member" is applicable as a non-independent word in conjunction with an explanation - what exactly is a member - for example, a member of the book lovers society. I'm wondering what a more correct name for the penis could Maddie use in her letter? I will give a fragment of loveletter of Maddie to MC "I know I will dream about your member... blablabla"
and so - which word is more correct?
do not criticize for the sake of criticism, but criticize for the sake of moving forward. you can’t take (even if) the bad without giving something better in return. in other words, "criticizing - offer!"
there was once a case in history when, due to the difference in the name of the same product on different sides of the border, all French spies pretending to be Italians were wiped out. they were shown mutton peas (aka chickpeas) and forced to pronounce its name. the French called it by its French name, posing as "head over heels" (sentencing themselves to death). If I'm not mistaken, the French call this nut "foie gras".
I think it's very important to call things by their right names.
I decided to ask if the native English-speaking members of the forum use the word "member" in the context of "penis" - or have I, due to lack of awareness, come to a state of "false literacy"?
thanks.