The beer or the Danish DJ?
But no, I don't drink Kölsch; not if I have other options.
And for the other Kölsch I can recommend his remix to London Grammer - Hell to the liars.
There's so many great hop based beverages around the country, why do you have to bring up this one. Even Alt, despite tasting like its name, is more bearable
Not all Alt taste good, same goes for Kölsch. For example Früh, Reissdorf, Gaffel etc. literally all big mainstream brands taste horrible. You have to go with the brands from smaller breweries like Peters, Mühlen, Päffgen.
Not a fan either, but his recent pledge of allegiance was to Cologne, and it's the only native brew I can think of (NOT German here).
Actually, I'm not from Cologne either, but Cologne is the biggest city by population and size in NRW.
Calling Cologne "Real-Germany" was a joke between Larry, Ninja-Admin and me on Faerin's server, because Ninja and I are from the same area. Since then, everything that isn't related to Cologne or NRW was labeled "Fake-Germany", like Bavaria and Austria.