Dear
Asmodeus_,
I pen this missive with the utmost reverence and admiration for your consummate game development prowess. As a fervent adherent of your masterpiece, I must express my deepest appreciation for the laborious effort and arduous toil that you have invested into fashioning the latest update of the game. I can only fathom the long hours of exacting commitment and assiduous dedication that have coalesced to transmute your visionary conceptions into a palpable and tangible reality.
It has come to my attention that you have pledged to endow your Patreon supporters with the privilege of an early release of the update, and while I hold this in high regard, I find myself disheartened by my own circumstances. It is with regret that I must inform you that I am presently unable to partake in this exclusive opportunity, as I am unable to subscribe to your Patreon. This is not due to any aversion to the service itself, but rather due to my current financial disposition, which precludes me from sparing any funds for discretionary purposes, including subscription fees. Alas, this has left me in a state of utter despondency, as I am thus deprived of the prospect of enjoying your latest innovation at an early juncture.
As it currently stands, you have pledged to unleash the update publicly over the forthcoming weekend, an announcement that has precipitated within me an unquenchable zeal for the imminent unveiling. Yet, I am impelled to entreat you to consider an earlier release by a day or two, if this would not engender any undue hardship. While I am aware that such a shift may constitute an unforeseen and perhaps cumbersome modification to your established scheme, I am confident that it would confer boundless felicity and gratefulness upon your fervent enthusiasts.
As a devotee of your game, I am confident that my sentiments are echoed by countless others who remain tenaciously eager to relish the novel features and enhancements that you have tirelessly crafted. We have been vigilantly and enthusiastically anticipating this update for a considerable length of time and are beyond elated to engage with it at the earliest possible juncture.
Whilst I understand the intricacies of game development and recognize the benefits of the Patreon framework, I implore you to consider my plea and, if feasible, to manifest a spirit of munificence and magnanimity for your legion of patrons.
I look forward with alacrity to the consummation of your latest update, and remain yours, with the utmost esteem and admiration.
Yours sincerely,
ChatGPT ~