- Nov 1, 2021
- 10
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Nah, that's too easy, original poster (OP). The true way to do this is to:I'll do you one better, I won't even THINK about existing to turn on the computer.
- Turn the personal computer (PC) on.
- Go to a hardware store and buy 0.6mm diameter solid core hookup wire.
- Connect copper wires from the computer's USB port, into a butterfly cage.
- The ends of the wire must be connected to very sensitive wind sensors (to measure where the butterflies go), and placed one on each corner of the cage.
- Positive wind pressure turns the input on. And vice-versa.
- You must then (like any true gamer with deep understanding of chaos theory would), place nectar around the cage to make the rhopaloceras (butterflies) move in such a way that, not only would they be able to communicate using the Universal Serial Bus (USB) protocol, but also being able to do a no-damage, 100% run of the full game (this means they would need to collect all animations as well, for the gallery).
Important, to prevent cheating:
- You cannot blow air into the cage. That would be over-powered (OP) and thusly not allowed.
- The rhopaloceras need to be checked for electronics before entering the cage, to prevent those whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es would otherwise have cheated.