Unity Completed Night Of Revenge [v1.0.7] [D-Lis]

[Susan Xandera]

The amount of blue balls is making all of us go mad. Including me...
I am still holding it in from my last post. Feeling my sanity slip further and further into depravity and neuroticism as I increasingly check this thread and the dev's twitter. I know the game won't be released in the next hours nevermind minutes, but I'm still going to refresh the pages every 5 minutes, hoping to God that he has graced us with NoR...
But, I know deep inside, that it's simply going to be 5 more posts about Japanese censorship law and other fellow coombrains falling victim to the accursed blue balls...

 

[Kiegra]

I hope they add more futa shit for me and my fellow closet homosexuals

Wait i don't get it, no offense, but do homosexuals get turned on by dicks on females?

 

[mugijos95]

¿censorship? ¿JP law? ¿what are you talking about son? we have a no hit speedrun to complete View attachment 2117363

I'll do a parry only run and draw style katana!!

 

[AwfulArchdemon]

Here's my screwed up way of seeing things:

Japan: "We gotta censor that vaj"
Minion: "This one still shows butthole"
Japan: "Meh, that's fine, leave it"
Me: "Neat, Japan's way into anal. I guess things aren't as bad as I thought "

 

[SybilleViola]

Presently my pole grew stronger; irritating then no longer,
"D-lis," said I, "or Aradia, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was fapping, and so quiet you are adding;
And so saintly with no slacking, slacking at the censoring chore;
That I scarce was sure I heard you"—here I opened wide your forum;—
Darkness there and nothing more.

-"The Night of Revenge" part four; by Edgar Coomer Poe

 

[Knight6797]

Here's my screwed up way of seeing things:

Japan: "We gotta censor that vaj"
Minion: "This one still shows butthole"
Japan: "Meh, that's fine, leave it"
Me: "Neat, Japan's way into anal. I guess things aren't as bad as I thought "

I have bad news for you, buttholes also get censored in japan...

 

[sageproduct]

Presently my pole grew stronger; irritating then no longer,
"D-lis," said I, "or Aradia, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was fapping, and so quiet you are adding;
And so saintly with no slacking, slacking at the censoring chore;
That I scarce was sure I heard you"—here I opened wide your forum;—
Darkness there and nothing more.

-"The Night of Revenge" part four; by Edgar Coomer Poe

Ah, this excerpt was also one of my favorites!! I found it fascinating how scholarly consensus for most of the 1900s had been that Coomer Poe suffered from erectile dysfunction due to all his fapping, but more modern Poeologists posit that it's not the fapping itself, but the use of rape porn that served as the root cause.

I actually chose my sophomore year final essay on the topic of whether Coomer Poe really had erectile dysfunction and what its true cause was! There are even some minority views that Coomer Poe developed some other ailments from his experiences with NighTofRevenge, but most academics avoid that uncomfortable topic.

Personally, I am touched by the mystery and wonder of the "Aradia Lee" character depicted in Coomer Poe's works, especially later in life. Who was she? Why did she only wear one glove? Where did she store her weapon when not using it to attack or defend? Did she prefer strawberry cheesecake or chocolate, and what college major might she choose?

It truly speaks to the mystical nature of the poetic medium, that such heartfelt emotion can be expressed about this person, yet truly revealing still so little about her. Was Coomer Poe a generational talent whose work was heavily founded upon the people and experiences surrounding him? Or was this "Aradia Lee" person truly so special, that she could have inspired artwork more beauteous than High Inquisitor Candore herself, from lowlifes more vulgar than the drunkards of Ragdum?

 

[omp123]

Wait i don't get it, no offense, but do homosexuals get turned on by dicks on females?

idk but I'm sure it aint completely straight

 

[Zetsuko]

idk but I'm sure it aint completely straight

Honestly you can't consider everyone a "closet homosexual" just because you are and you like futa.

Homosexuals don't like women, period. I know many friends who like futas but belch at the sight of a naked man, no matter how good or big their dick is.

The Futanaris are the "fantasy of a suposedly perfect human", having both tits, vagina, and dick, normally, their assets always being sizeable, and them having a beautiful female frame, and, commonly, the Futanaris being portrayed as having superhuman strength and such. It has nothing to do with homosexuality at all.

 

[Khodak]

Nah bro you gay as hell.

 

[Drybear]

Honestly you can't consider everyone a "closet homosexual" just because you are and you like futa.

Homosexuals don't like women, period. I know many friends who like futas but belch at the sight of a naked man, no matter how good or big their dick is.

The Futanaris are the "fantasy of a suposedly perfect human", having both tits, vagina, and dick, normally, their assets always being sizeable, and them having a beautiful female frame, and, commonly, the Futanaris being portrayed as having superhuman strength and such. It has nothing to do with homosexuality at all.

that shit gay bro

 

[GranTurboAutismo]

Honestly you can't consider everyone a "closet homosexual" just because you are and you like futa.

Homosexuals don't like women, period. I know many friends who like futas but belch at the sight of a naked man, no matter how good or big their dick is.

The Futanaris are the "fantasy of a suposedly perfect human", having both tits, vagina, and dick, normally, their assets always being sizeable, and them having a beautiful female frame, and, commonly, the Futanaris being portrayed as having superhuman strength and such. It has nothing to do with homosexuality at all.

As much as I agree with you, you cannot really do or say anything without it sounding gay to the self inserters.

 

[Buziol]

As much as I agree with you, you cannot really do or say anything without it sounding gay to the self inserters.

It's not any more gay than jerking off to some fat guy fucking a girl. I'd argue it's less so because less "manly stuff on the screen" and it's a middle ground between straight and lesbian...but if we go too philosophical about it, we will almost inevitably arrive to the point when someone says "watching porn is being a closet cuckold". I've seen it happen too many times on imageboards.
Posting the classic of internet thought here as well:

So please, let's not go full retard, fighting with who has a bigger "sword" and stop that discussion.

 

[Zetsuko]

Nah bro you gay as hell.

Personally, I'm bisexual but I do lean towards females, and I don't have any problem with admitting it. I'm talking about people I know who doesn't like men at all but like futas.

As much as I agree with you, you cannot really do or say anything without it sounding gay to the self inserters.

Luckily, I'm not one, and I dislike people who self-insert in the games, they're part of the reason why so many porn games have a shit story.

 

[TheNextOne]

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[dw9000]

And here I thought the thread was going to get a massive update and comments about the game being released only to find it a huge debate about XYZ...

Did the Dev give an estimated time for release or was it postponed again or something?

 

[Epsilon128]

And here I thought the thread was going to get a massive update and comments about the game being released only to find it a huge debate about XYZ...

Did the Dev give an estimated time for release or was it postponed again or something?

2-3 days from Oct 20. Probably delayed and D-Lis said nothing today. Let's just give him some time.

 

[Kingdomheart103]

2-3 days from Oct 20. Probably delayed and D-Lis said nothing today. Let's just give him some time.

I mean the 2-3 days was the estimated time for completing the Censorship for review not release. He still has bugs to go through with the game and he said the next update post would hopefully be about the games release date, so he’s probably holding off until he can get that confirmed. I’d say if all goes we can expect something this week at the soonest.

 

[Epsilon128]

I mean the 2-3 days was the estimated time for completing the Censorship for review not release. He still has bugs to go through with the game and he said the next update post would hopefully be about the games release date, so he’s probably holding off until he can get that confirmed. I’d say if all goes we can expect something this week at the soonest.

Yeah and also DLsite's probably going to re-review NoR and give it a green light go if it's censorship good enough.

 

[V0RPAL1N]

Let's be real guys, the game will release for Halloween.
Not that it's a problem, perfect time for release.