Don't kid yourself,
osanaiko ! You and your ilk are the
ignoble vanilla enjoyers! You saw the situation, wrung your hands, and said to yourselves, "Oh me, oh my! I sure do hate to dominate... but I sure do love me some redhead! Hello Jen, I'm your new therapist. Call me Mister Master."
That vanilla you claim to enjoy is a sundae of lies! In fact, it's secretly Neapolitan ice cream, laced with shades of strawberry-flavored gray and chocolatey compromises! You're just like the rest of us, wolfing down those sweet treats no matter the cost!
You know it was worth it. You know you'd do it again! Embrace what you've done, Neapolitans! Own it! Like you owned Jen!