Possible Glaucoma isn't going to stop the traditional End if month fake Update:
December 2023 FAKE update: Braille Edition
(Picture of Alice dressed as Marvel's DareDevil, Armored black, red and silver look)
Another month another excuse. This time I need to beat my potential Glaucoma. Mesothelioma might be a bit over the top and getting a sudden miraculous cure would make me look like a liar. Then again if four years of "Trust me bro, 0.4 is done and all it needs is a final proofread" hasn't then you oughta join my patreon that I keep on hold becaude reasons.
But I digress. I'm currently using speech to text because I'm going blind. It could be Glaucoma, or it could be that I've jerked off far too much with the Alice pics. Anyway, I don't want to toot my own horn.
This is the part where I repeat the same old bullshit. Trust me bro, 0.4 is almost done. All I need to do is a final proofreading and then hit the publish button. The only problem is that I'm going blind, *nudge nudge, wink wink* I'm not going blind, blind. The doctors say I could go blind, but I'm going to milk the living shit out of this. As always, I won't take your money, but I'm going to dash your hopes and dreams of seeing Alice being impaled by Cole's penis.
Christmas is already over, a new year is coming, and Offcuts 0.4 will not be coming out yet. When will it happen? I don't want to give a definitive date, because we all know how great I am at those. But for the moment I'm going to guess February 30th. I just say see you next month, but going blind so I'm most likely not going to see you.
[TL;DR] I'm going blind so, fuck you. Fuck you... and especially FUCK YOU!! Yeah, you! You know who I'm talking about. Fuck you!! No offcuts 0.4 for you!