Updates don't seem to be made by an AI - AI struggles with long(ish) term memory. They seem to be made by a creator who is either lazy or operating under some ridiculous logic that I cannot fathom. I suspect the former.
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- Aug 16, 2019
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Offcuts Fake Update February 2024: Gold Saucer Edition:
Render of Alice dressed as Aerith, Nina as Yuffie, and Melissa as Tifa.
Great news for me not so for you. I preordered Final Fantasy VII Rebirth and I shall be playong throughout March until I beat it, then attempt to finally finish Offcuts 0.4 for real this time. My selective blindness will be frozen, like my Patreon until I finish FFVIIRb. Then while I wait for FFVII Reunion I can attempt to finish Offcuts 0.4. Now reread all the old updates sonce they already state the obvious. In any case RED XIII RIDING CHOCOBOS WOOHOO! stencilbits out!
Seriously, sb's bs has stopped being funny for a while now...
Render of Alice dressed as Aerith, Nina as Yuffie, and Melissa as Tifa.
Great news for me not so for you. I preordered Final Fantasy VII Rebirth and I shall be playong throughout March until I beat it, then attempt to finally finish Offcuts 0.4 for real this time. My selective blindness will be frozen, like my Patreon until I finish FFVIIRb. Then while I wait for FFVII Reunion I can attempt to finish Offcuts 0.4. Now reread all the old updates sonce they already state the obvious. In any case RED XIII RIDING CHOCOBOS WOOHOO! stencilbits out!
Seriously, sb's bs has stopped being funny for a while now...
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Heres his latest patreon post.Stencilbits said:
- Aug 19, 2018
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AKA: Monthly Update: Liar Edition
"I would still like to give Offcuts 0.4 another editing pass before release, but in my current shape that is not really possible."
There it is, the excuse they needed to skip next month as well.
- May 15, 2022
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"Fortunately, the treatments have worked pretty well. The only problem is that the eye pressure in my left eye is still very different from my right eye, which causes some problems. Wearing an eyepatch like a pirate actually helps while I'm reading or working with computers, which is already a big improvement."
Ok...so treatments have worked and wearing a eye patch helps with reading and while working on computers.
"I would still like to give Offcuts 0.4 another editing pass before release, but in my current shape that is not really possible."
Huh? What? He said in the exact same paragraph that the treatments have worked pretty well and if he wears a eye patch it helps with reading and working on computers.
So which is it?
Ok...so treatments have worked and wearing a eye patch helps with reading and while working on computers.
"I would still like to give Offcuts 0.4 another editing pass before release, but in my current shape that is not really possible."
Huh? What? He said in the exact same paragraph that the treatments have worked pretty well and if he wears a eye patch it helps with reading and working on computers.
So which is it?
- Jun 4, 2019
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I mean, are you really surprised that Stencilbits continually spouts bullshit? Dude's spoken so much bullshit that he's gotten a subsidy to provide fertiliser for farmers.
- Aug 16, 2019
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Four fecking years... fuck the final proofread pass and release the fucking thing already? What are we going to have to wait for Final Fantasy VII Reunion on PS6 to see the release of 0.4!?
- Mar 27, 2023
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You know whats crazy we are legit gonna get gta 6 before alices update that blows my mind
I mean the game was never that good to begin with. Idk why people are still checking after 4 years lol.
- Mar 19, 2021
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Then why are you here after 4 years on this thread for a game that was never that good
Eh i wouldnt say that game was one of the most unique games on the site look wise plus its fun to shitpost
- Jul 19, 2017
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Sad day. I came back after 2 years because I was curious. This art style is really cute.
- Jun 26, 2018
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The art style was the ONLY reason I kept on this one. The story and dialogue were shit. It was a boring click fest. I guess I could take this off of my watched list, but I enjoy seeing the occasional shit post every now and then on my alerts
- Aug 16, 2019
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March fake update: Jesus got nailed so Alice wouldn't.
(Picture of Alice carrying a cross with Jesus facepalming)
It's that time again where I remind people that I haven't done Jack Shit to this game. I've been going blind while claiming to be doing one final proooooooofreading pass before I finally publish Offcuts 0.4... but to be honest, wow that would be a first! I'm honestly not feeling it. I used honest twice, now thrice in a row, so that must mean I'm speaking the truth. So, with this being Easter Weekend, a solemn time for those of christian faiths, I will leave you with this message:
The update is coming, but not as fast as I'd like to because reasons I cannot explain, but truly believe in me when I say: "It will come our one day." What day is that, I dunno. Everything else is the standard tl;dr copy paste lies I've already said for thw past 10,000 years. Alice is coming. Videos are a maybe. Steam has been flip-flopping with Adult stuff, so I'm not sure whether that's a route I'll take. At least I'm not stealing your patreon money amirite... do i get paid retroactively? Because if I do, Holy Fuck I'm gonna be Jeff Bezos rich! In anny case Happy Easter and remember, Jesus is watching you masturbating to cartoon characters and he is dissappoint.
(Picture of Alice carrying a cross with Jesus facepalming)
It's that time again where I remind people that I haven't done Jack Shit to this game. I've been going blind while claiming to be doing one final proooooooofreading pass before I finally publish Offcuts 0.4... but to be honest, wow that would be a first! I'm honestly not feeling it. I used honest twice, now thrice in a row, so that must mean I'm speaking the truth. So, with this being Easter Weekend, a solemn time for those of christian faiths, I will leave you with this message:
The update is coming, but not as fast as I'd like to because reasons I cannot explain, but truly believe in me when I say: "It will come our one day." What day is that, I dunno. Everything else is the standard tl;dr copy paste lies I've already said for thw past 10,000 years. Alice is coming. Videos are a maybe. Steam has been flip-flopping with Adult stuff, so I'm not sure whether that's a route I'll take. At least I'm not stealing your patreon money amirite... do i get paid retroactively? Because if I do, Holy Fuck I'm gonna be Jeff Bezos rich! In anny case Happy Easter and remember, Jesus is watching you masturbating to cartoon characters and he is dissappoint.
- May 15, 2022
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End of march 2024 update: Eyes got worse. It hurts to read. TLDR......
End of April 2024 update: Eyes got so bad I need glasses. Will try to proofread. TLDR......
End of May 2024 update: Lenses in glasses had to be increased in size. Still can't proofread. TLDR......
End of June 2024 update: Lenses are now as thick as a mans arm but still can't proofread. TLDR......
End of July 2024 update: I am now legally blind. I have to get a dog and a cane now. I'll try to proofread the script but I first have to learn braille. TLDR......
End of August 2024 update: I have learned braille and will be rubbing my fingers across my screen to proofread. I should be able to give a release date soon. TLDR......
End of September 2024 update: I played a joke on my dog and stuck my index finger in its ass and it bit me. I lost 7 fingers so I can't proofread right now. I'll try again next month. TLDR......
End of October 2024 update: My fingers were attached but my dog was taken away. I couldn't find my way home all month so I had no time to look at the script. I'll try again. TLDR......
End of November 2024: Its a miracle! My doctor gave me an experimental serum. He told me he got it from some place called Black Mesa. Who cares! I'm cured! Now all I have to do is learn how to read and write again since the serum caused me to forget how. TLDR......
End of December 2024 update: I can now read and write again! I'll take one final look at the script before I push it out to my patrons. TLDR......
End of April 2024 update: Eyes got so bad I need glasses. Will try to proofread. TLDR......
End of May 2024 update: Lenses in glasses had to be increased in size. Still can't proofread. TLDR......
End of June 2024 update: Lenses are now as thick as a mans arm but still can't proofread. TLDR......
End of July 2024 update: I am now legally blind. I have to get a dog and a cane now. I'll try to proofread the script but I first have to learn braille. TLDR......
End of August 2024 update: I have learned braille and will be rubbing my fingers across my screen to proofread. I should be able to give a release date soon. TLDR......
End of September 2024 update: I played a joke on my dog and stuck my index finger in its ass and it bit me. I lost 7 fingers so I can't proofread right now. I'll try again next month. TLDR......
End of October 2024 update: My fingers were attached but my dog was taken away. I couldn't find my way home all month so I had no time to look at the script. I'll try again. TLDR......
End of November 2024: Its a miracle! My doctor gave me an experimental serum. He told me he got it from some place called Black Mesa. Who cares! I'm cured! Now all I have to do is learn how to read and write again since the serum caused me to forget how. TLDR......
End of December 2024 update: I can now read and write again! I'll take one final look at the script before I push it out to my patrons. TLDR......
- Aug 16, 2019
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Seems that Stencilbita is losing even more support. Normally I only post fake update, but this is straight from Patreon.
Even the folks who mock his excuses have barely posted.
Woops I missed sharing Stencil's monthly update for March since I was busy. Thanks for sharing.