- Oct 25, 2017
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Hey! I just joined your blog and so far I like what I've found. I downloaded The 3rd One's file and dropped it into my game directory after renaming the original (Wasn't sure it would work). I was running the hobbled version of v35.
It works just like the public version, except it has the add-ons!
Kudos to your hack, and thank you.
It works just like the public version, except it has the add-ons!
Kudos to your hack, and thank you.
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"All the planet is one huge source of rare lust resource, spreading it's pheromones all over the continents. Due to this, girls will have dozens of opportunities to go into exiting H-scenes"
This is more accurately translated into "anyone without a Y chromosome has no sexual urges in terms of needs or self-regard." which is imo rather stupid. As, all girls are supposedly "really horny", but they never complain if they are left hanging.
Not to mention: All females are humanoid/human. Whereas the males are anthro/animal hybrids. But ONLY the males for some reason... and they are also hyper. That's just silly levels of inconsistency story+world wise.
Mostly mentioning it as there'd be a riot of the roles were reversed, and the game would be universally hated xD
Like... that part is something I never get in terms of porn games.
This is more accurately translated into "anyone without a Y chromosome has no sexual urges in terms of needs or self-regard." which is imo rather stupid. As, all girls are supposedly "really horny", but they never complain if they are left hanging.
Not to mention: All females are humanoid/human. Whereas the males are anthro/animal hybrids. But ONLY the males for some reason... and they are also hyper. That's just silly levels of inconsistency story+world wise.
Mostly mentioning it as there'd be a riot of the roles were reversed, and the game would be universally hated xD
Like... that part is something I never get in terms of porn games.
I saw your review and agree with you on some part but this claim is false, although the game would receive backlash, the game won't be "universally" hated; we can never underestimate the desires of people. It's a game that does its job fine if you're looking for well made story driven games than this isn't for you. I would recommend Ghost Hunter Vena.
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I'm gonna have to stick to my guns. Firstly: If we just go with the first premise. And ONLY give the females, hyper animal genitalia. And all the males have human. People would lose their shit.
If we take it a step further: And give all males the same, identical shota penis... shit would hit the fan even harder.
And if we go all the way and make pleasure female exclusive... yeah, no xD
It's not "underestimating the desires of people." I've seen this type of thing go down, numerous times. And each time: People claim they "wouldn't mind" or similar. But it's never true. I've seen it happen with games, animation and even stories. One such was a front page, featured story with basically 10/10 rating. And with author permission: We flipped the gender roles in that story. (So instead of a sister pleasuring her brother for 1+ month straight with nothing in return. It was a brother that pleasured his sister for 1+ month straight with nothing in return.) And that story got the Warcraft 3 Reforged treatment. Even people that "loved" the original for it's "amazing story" said how the story was shit. And the sister went from a "compassionate, caring sibling" to a "selfish cunt" and the brother went from a "stoic, understanding brother" to "spineless cuck". Again: NOTHING changed story or personality wise. (Well, aside from it being swapped between the siblings. The ONLY thing that changed was: Who did what.)
And that's kinda the thing: It claims to have a good, well made story and characters. And it's around 90 % archetype, cliche's and stereotypes. It's repeatedly advertised as such. And like: It's not even the mass effect 3 ending of picking chocolate, vanilla or strawberry icecream as your favorite. This game ONLY offers one flavor. Yet pretends and claims it has an ice cream store with dozens of flavors. It's not specifically just the story. It's the lack of content. To make another bad analogy: It's like an RPG that boasts having 10 classes and dozens of play styles... and the ONLY weapons that exist in game are swords. So if you pick a wizard. And put points into ANYTHING other than swords. It doesn't do anything. Since only swords exist. There's no spells. No nothing. It's extremely railroaded into the ONE fetish of the developer. With all characters being identical. Despite numerous promises of how its not.
@Kattlarv
You do realize this is a flash game, that the thread is at least 4 years old and that they probably started even further back in time before this made its way here?
I have no doubts that the author of this game probably started out with playshapes like so many others did, back in the era where newgrounds had plenty of those ambitious creators that ended their careers realizing this wasn't for them or that it wasn't as simple as it seemed.
The difference here is that despite the fact so many quit, this one hasn't. on paper, the different locations saw so many changes during all those years, I remember the game having a totally different storyline back then.
Ambitions and storylines changes, artstyles improve, old structures get rebuilt and so on.
oh and also, you might want to drop by their
some of what you said made sense, there's no real story, the gameplay is linear, the content is all sex, the originality is meh. (but who's surprised when all tropes have pretty much been seens in hundreds other games out there.) The only good rating you gave it is sounds
Sex scenes also only have one cheesy beat playing for all of them, there's probably only 3 whole tracks in this whole game!
and let's not even get started on the sex noises themselves, which are pretty generic too.
that's the exact opposite of not getting repetitive easily.
and yes, the gallery has bugs, have you also realized this is a crack pirated version of the game? look at the top where it says
And to finish this off, stop kinkshaming people. Some folks love those kind of things. You're entitled to your own opinion, but to judge a game based off your kinks and giving it a bad rating because you're not willing to inform yourself is very poor practice.
You do realize this is a flash game, that the thread is at least 4 years old and that they probably started even further back in time before this made its way here?
I have no doubts that the author of this game probably started out with playshapes like so many others did, back in the era where newgrounds had plenty of those ambitious creators that ended their careers realizing this wasn't for them or that it wasn't as simple as it seemed.
The difference here is that despite the fact so many quit, this one hasn't. on paper, the different locations saw so many changes during all those years, I remember the game having a totally different storyline back then.
Ambitions and storylines changes, artstyles improve, old structures get rebuilt and so on.
oh and also, you might want to drop by their
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and actually read their pitchI don't see themThe game is a story about terran girl Casey, who comes to a new world Panthea. She’s wants to forget her past and start a new life here. Casey gets a positions of sales assistant at 'Galaxy Pumps' LLC just to discover that her new world is full of lust and sexual opportunities.
In this game you’re going to play as Casey – doing some fun or dumb daily work, meeting new colleagues & building relations with them… or going drunk and crazyI was trying to concentrate both on sex aspects of the game and on the story & atmosphere, creating characters with their own traits, possessions and storylines.
only that they were
Please, before you bash a game, actually take some time to look up the proper sources. The game has evolved so much and you've only scratched the surface.
some of what you said made sense, there's no real story, the gameplay is linear, the content is all sex, the originality is meh. (but who's surprised when all tropes have pretty much been seens in hundreds other games out there.) The only good rating you gave it is sounds
Have you actually played the game? The apartment, the office, the beach are all the same soundtracks, the club is the only location with a different soundtrack.
Sex scenes also only have one cheesy beat playing for all of them, there's probably only 3 whole tracks in this whole game!
and let's not even get started on the sex noises themselves, which are pretty generic too.
that's the exact opposite of not getting repetitive easily.
and yes, the gallery has bugs, have you also realized this is a crack pirated version of the game? look at the top where it says
non supporters aren't even supposed to get a gallery, so complaining about a feature that was ''hacked'' into the version you most likely downloaded is not even fair to mention. Go support them and play the patreon version before you complain about a feature you're not suppose to have.
And to finish this off, stop kinkshaming people. Some folks love those kind of things. You're entitled to your own opinion, but to judge a game based off your kinks and giving it a bad rating because you're not willing to inform yourself is very poor practice.
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1: I am aware. But: It is recently commented on. And I have checked both their NG AND Patreon.
I played the game when it first came out. I've played the latest version.
I am aware how it began. But their focus has been on cramming in new, repetitive stuff, rather than go back and polish up the core game. I know other games can't be mentioned in reviews, but forgot if that's same in threads. But to be vague in case: Another game came out, missing features that was promised at launch. The developer said it "would only take 5 minutes to add.". Now, TWO fucking years later. The game is STILL missing those features. AND: It launched with 4 playable male races. And 1 female. To date. It has 2 playable female races and 6 male. Along with 100 % of starting talents being male exclusive. And their constant excuse nowadays in "we have to look forwards, not backwards". Refusing to add the missing female races, features or etc.
2: It's written right there in the description. The one I could give some leeway to is the "full of sexual opportunities" line. As that has been changed to be more vague than their original pitch. But again: It's only ONE type of sexual opportunity.
3: I have looked. And no: It has not. It has evolved in a similar way to say...Tetris. It now comes in neon, with more crisp music. And you can now play it online... with connectivity issues. (at least at the start xP Just referencing Tetris here and how they managed to mess up the core game.)
The bad rating is because of the claims. In combination with: Responses to feedback.
In short: In response to asked to fix the female models, it was "We're too lazy."
In response to being asked to add some different personalities or routes. Same thing. "We're too lazy." or, more specifically in this case: "But... that would add extra work."
In response to the story/dialogue being kinda... bland. They scoffed and told people to "do better themselves" and... people offered to do so. And they got cold feet and bailed on the offers. Partially again: To the "we're too lazy". Since: Allowing Casey to ex: Be a top, or lesbian, would require additional work. And: Instead if having 48 blowjob scenes, they'd only have 47 if they'd have to divert resources into making non-dick scenes.
And while claiming being incompetent or lazy is an "art style" has become VERY popular lately, I don't buy into that. As it's not allowed with any other genre or detail.
4: I have. I've seen every. single. scene.
Granted, I probably rated the sound a taaad bit too high. But the rest was so bad, that in comparison, it seemed a lot better.
To clarify: I rather found the sound to not be grating. A lot of games have a pretty loud, like, 30 second jingle that gets annoying to listen too after just several minutes. This game mostly managed to avoid that for me.
And yes, I am aware. I have also played this specific version and nearly ALL prior. And the review still sticks to all versions of the game.
5: Yeah, no fuck that. Sorry if that sounds crude. But this is roughly like... to use a relevant example: Say I pirated Fifa. And I tank the shit out of the score because it's a shit game. And the grind is unacceptable to unlock characters. And your response is: That I should shell out for a fresh, $120 collectors edition, and spend $1000 on card packs and features that should have been free to "make the game bearable" and THEN I should review it.
Yeah, no. Or to use older examples: Colonial Marines or No-Man's Sky. If someone falsely or misleadingly advertise a game. The game turns out to be shit. (Or at least: Not delivering on it's promises) Heck, quick example: There was a "Futa art pack" for same. That didn't contain any futa. I called that shit out. And someone was offended I didn't purchase it via official means, and: how that means I shouldn't be allowed to criticize it. Or: In another case: I had issued a refund via paypal. Which, to them: Meant I HAD to take down my negative review, since that was for "paying customers only".
Trailing off a bit. Point being: I only support projects that deserve it. Like I recently said to another project: "The creators of this game, hasn't lift a finger correct ANY of the reported bugs for over 6 months. None of the graphical errors have been resolved. And they have shown no interested in either. Along with refusing to update the description of the game, to actually reflect what it contains. So WHY would I throw them $20 on pateron to unlock the option to vote in their polls of what the next outfit to add is going to be? How would that address any of my concerns?"
6: And lastly: I am not kink shaming. (That was at least not the intent.) If anything, I am shaming THEM for kinkshaming.
They've barred DOZENS of kinks from being in their game, solely because they're lazy. And/or don't want to hire artists for it. Was a year or two ago now. But one response was basically just "our artists doesn't know how to draw that so... we're just gonna skip it.". Close to ALL kinks aside from cock worship are barred. Which is as said: Extra ironic when the game prominently features and promises lesbian content. And there's... barely one half-assed scene in there. This game doesn't exactly advertise that it's about hyper cock worship. Yet: That's more or less the ONLY kink allowed. Like: You want to have lesbian sex in this game advertised by two kissing chicks? Löl, go suck dicks. You want femdom? Nope. Go suck dicks. You want the PC to have urges? Nerp! More dick sucking! ALL the hyper dicks! At least games that just state: "You're a jizz hungry cock slut!" are straightforward. I know what to expect.
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This game plays dress up and claims to have shit it doesn't. All the promised "furry girls" just have the same copy pasted, juvenile human pink pussy. Regardless of species or color. Because they cba to pay an artist for proper models like for the males. The "Relationships" you can get are more or less jokes. Especially the "lesbian" one. As, your "girlfriend" is 10 times more interested in sucking some random guys dick than spending time with you. And all straight relationships is more or less "Let me be your cock sleeve senpia! Use me, then neglect me!". If that's their kink: Sure. But why are ALL characters identical? And as said: All the implied choices... are not choices. It wouldn't be as big of an issue, if they just corrected their patreon blurb, or NG blurb. Like: One other game I am currently worried about is one where you play a lesbian. And the game has 90 % straight content. Which, fluff wise: is sorta explained. And it recently had a big budget animation added. And I'm worried they won't be able to supply that quality animation for the "lesbian finale". Trailed off again. But the point there was: That game has promised you'll get some good lesbian shit at the end. If it's true, I can't say right now. They might bungle it. But point being: That's one of the promised selling points of this game. And they barely have ½ a scene in there. Not to sound too crass, but as this point: They might as well put up a "Only play this game if you are into:" and a "Do NOT expect the following in this game:".
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And: I've played nearly EVERY. SINGLE. UPDATE for roughly 4 years. So I'm not "misinformed". I was there from the start where it promised to have "all these things!" and then: It didn't. It had quite a few cases of "Sure we'll fix that." then backpedal next updated with a "Well, actually..." or simply swept it under the rug. And: Yes, I should probably have abandoned all hope for the game by now. But I check several games roughly bi-monthly. And they come with promises of "We've gotten a new artist now to cover what our other can't!" and "We promise to touch up some story parts, and add more variety!" and what have you. And each time, out of curiosity: I decide to check if they decided to fix any of it.
I know I am likely too bitter on average. But I've been doing porn for roughly 15 years now.
And: It's not hard to get certain parts right. Then again... we have porn sites with the rules in black and white that: "Futa on female is NOT lesbian." and yet, ~95 % of all futa on female gets tagged as such. My apologies for ranting. But some people seriously stand at a door labeled "Pull" and try to push through it. It doesn't help that some of these people have done it for 2+ years, and still ask for help each time, asking why the door isn't opening.
Thank you thank you thank you!!! Was trying to play this game on a site called "games of desire", and it took ages and ages to load if it loaded at all, then it would crash. Downloaded the "Mega" download someone posted (V35) now I can play so thank you so much ^_^
so thank you so much ^_^Sorry if already asked, I'm having trouble downloading from Mega period, anyone else have that issue here and know how to fix when it stops at 100% but doesn't complete?
You have to wait until it get's done ,The way mega works is it caches the data and then drops it.Somtimes that can take 10-15 minutes,treat that kind of like winrar
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I mean playing the game, it has kinda derailed from its initial premise which was supposed to be choice. They've made the game telltale linear where you feel like you are making choices but you aren't. The sprites that they use in game and in cut scenes is jarring. I asked about it too if they would ever update assets and I didn't really get much of a response. This is closer to just a visual novel with bad campy writing rather than an actual game, most of the in game thing is
A) Move to interactable item A
1) roll d6 to see outcome and follow through
Repeat until value >(Insert arbitrary number here)then move to B
It is evident that the game play is bland because most of the people nowadays seem only interested in getting the gallery unlocked or cheats to move the game faster. But it is unlikely that this will change and get better or more interesting and perhaps that is what the patreon people aren't looking for anyways.
A) Move to interactable item A
1) roll d6 to see outcome and follow through
Repeat until value >(Insert arbitrary number here)then move to B
It is evident that the game play is bland because most of the people nowadays seem only interested in getting the gallery unlocked or cheats to move the game faster. But it is unlikely that this will change and get better or more interesting and perhaps that is what the patreon people aren't looking for anyways.
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Yeah, this kinda sums up most of what I tried to say.
If you don't click "suck dick", there's NO content. AT ALL. That's the opposite of choice. I mean... to refer to an easter egg: This game has as much "gameplay" as Farcry 4, if you sit and wait. Same thing. You're not allowed to do anything. And after 10 minutes, you've beaten all the game the game has to offer, because they didn't make ANY content, outside of their fetish gatekeeping. Except: Unlike Farcry 4, there's not actually a full game underneath. They were too lazy to do that. (as they've admitted) And they cba to get writers/artists that can do varied content.
The one female focused scene, is still unfinished, from YEARS ago, and sprite based.
Yeah, like said: They kinda shit the bed in that: The vast majority of people are just after the gallery, because they failed to provide an engaging game. And they've kinda gone "fuck it!" and instead just aim to focus on that. And just rehash old scenes, making everything about hyper dick worship.
"Relationships" isn't "suck Bob's dick 7 times to get enough friendship points with Bob, so that he'll introduce you to Steve. And after you pay Steve for the privilege to suck his dick, repeate until you build your "relationship" with Steve so that he'll introduce you to Chad, so you can suck his dick." and as said: I at least wouldn't mind this, if they were just upfront about it. But yet, they insist on doing what most AAA games do: Lie about the content, launch a fake trailer, then refuse to change their advertisement after they've been caught.
Like... at this point: They might as well just scrap the entire game, pluck out the gallery, and simply focus on their obsession with hyper dick worship, and exclusively create that. And just change their patreon pitch.
Though, I guess that doesn't make it seem as "sophisticated" as a game.
But as said: Let's be honest: They kink shame anything outside of their like... 3 scenes. They are too lazy to get proper female models. And they cba to get a writer to include choices or different roles. You either play as Deepthroat McCockSlut, or you lose the game.
Part of the annoyance is as said the whole: They put "lesbianism" as a front and center in their adverts. Yet... there's ONE scene. That's not even finished. Lacking an adequate climax, and as said: Their refusal to give their female characters proper pussies... and said character has 10 times more interest in sucking dick than being with you. AND that's also around how many scenes said character has of sucking dick. And I'm barely exaggerating here.
I'm going bit of a broken record here. But to be fair: So is this game xD
Wait for either Ram to visit or the pizza delivery event and then flood the building with Carbon Monoxide. This saves time hunting down the extra kill if you wait for them to come to you.
It's been a while since I played but....this game has taken a dark turn? Is there zombie dick now?