I was born to perform. I don't care how much money you're threatening me with, the show must go on.
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Avaron1974
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Now i'm picturing Domiek covered in baby oil bouncing on a giant anal dildo screaming "I do it for the renders baby".
Pls send video to my po box, thankyou.
Pls send video to my po box, thankyou.
I'd never stick anything up my bum. It's a perfectly calibrated machine with optimal porcelain throne squeezing power and I ain't jeopardizing that beautiful ecosystem.
Mt PewPew
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You say that now, but we know how you are. The first time you go in for a prostate exam and you'll leave with a new kink in your repertoire
It's not the prostate exam itself, it's when they go in to do a biopsy (taking twelve tissue samples) to see how the suspected prostate cancer is progressing. Feels like someone's using a stapler inside you.
At least for a colonoscopy they knock you out.
And that's today's dose of reality.
At least for a colonoscopy they knock you out.
And that's today's dose of reality.
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In my experience, it's more of a ram a telegraph pole-sized finger and have a good root around, like they are digging for potatoes!
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Avaron1974
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We have 133 pages of weird, we're tame at the moment.
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Am I the only one that thinks we should have an eww emoji to go along with the others?
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From Twitter
For some reason her pants didn't render, what the hell?#3DCG #3DX #gamedev
For some reason her pants didn't render, what the hell?
Avaron1974
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Unfortunately her pants rendered just fine the second time around. I forgot what a cute tight little booty Dani's rocking .
BisonFan02
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She should go eat some red beans and rice at the strip club on Tuesday.
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Dev Talk
Dani hype-train continues. I got a little carried away with this event and it's now 50+ renders long. I think you guys will really like how her story is developing. Now on to finish rendering her last event for this update and move on to Sophie.
I'm excited for Sophie's event because it will be both silly and sexy while also feature scenes from Philly's City of Broken Dreamers, but of course interpreted by Domiek's broken brain. Hopefully he'll get a good laugh out of my defecation of his masterpiece artwork.
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I know...Right? Stop Do Not Enter, severe tire damage! I'm even trying the Squatty Potty to maximize flow. (If you haven't seen the Squatty Potty Unicorn video go to their website.) Freakin' hillarious!
Avaron1974
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Don't mind us if you want to keep rendering her half naked, we'll find some way to cope with the hardship.
Literal hardship for some people.
It's not the same making dick jokes when you don't have one.