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Overview:
Collect cards, battle, and unlock over 600 hundreds video clips of the hottest women the world has to offer!
LewdMonkey is proud to present the second game of that nature. The first one was a horrible mess but since then, with enough lessons, tutorials and messing around (with the game engine, you pervert), something worthy of being called a game has come out!​

Thread Updated: 2025-01-10
Release Date: 2025-01-09
Developer: LewdMonkey -
Censored: No
Version: 1.0.1
OS: Windows 64-bits
Language: English
Prequel: Pornstar Battle
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uneasy_speedy

Newbie
Feb 22, 2021
61
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ok so I have encountered two bugs:

sometimes tease cards and finisher cards get stuck in your hand on the left hand side and become unplayable
when i went into the second game i had no cards whatsoever to play with


secondly, does this game have any sort of interaction? it looks like all "skill" in this game is play cards with bigger numbers...
 
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LewdMonkey1

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Game Developer
Dec 31, 2020
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ok so I have encountered two bugs:

sometimes tease cards and finisher cards get stuck in your hand on the left hand side and become unplayable
when i went into the second game i had no cards whatsoever to play with


secondly, does this game have any sort of interaction? it looks like all "skill" in this game is play cards with bigger numbers...
Essentially yes, it is all about attack and defense. It's possible to link two cards together as of now and currently thinking of a way to make use of the finisher card.

I will try to look into the bug you described and reproduce it but if you have any ideas what you did before it happened that would be very helpful :)

Thanks for the feedback!
 
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deathsdelano

New Member
May 19, 2018
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it happens when rearranging cards in hand to try to read stats, which readable of the cards is very hard without dragging them out. Or when trying to play a card but fail to do so, also makes it bug and the tease uninteractable item.
 

LewdMonkey1

Newbie
Game Developer
Dec 31, 2020
33
54
Okay thanks! Just so you know, you can either drop the card anywhere else than a zone for it to return to your hand or right click on it to zoom the card. Meanwhile I will investigate it for a fix in the first update!
 
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milelojpur

New Member
Jun 29, 2017
3
10
This is my first comment ever, for, like, 7 years here on f95... awful. sorry dude, but, no escape button, fullscreen does not show cards, no save, no hints, no way to turn off music completely, no settings menu, no decent explanation how it works. I love card games, tried it like 15 times, had to quit it with f4... simply unplayable. absolutely unplayable... sorry. try again, I see that you have skills, but it is not enough
 

Synizer

Newbie
Dec 12, 2019
19
27
Any chance to not have the game start in full screen mode, or at least put a menu option next to the other buttons so I can manually change it? On a superwide monitor it cuts off most of the screen and makes it impossible to do anything. As such it cuts the corners of the screen off so that the options you've put in the corners cannot be accessed.
 

ninjahedgehog

Member
Oct 23, 2018
342
221
love the concept but the UI for handling the cards themselves is terrible as the card I wanna play don't overlap the ones to the right. I essentially have to drag it up to see card states and that sometimes leads to a bug where cards are no longer interactable eventually soft locking the game.
 

uneasy_speedy

Newbie
Feb 22, 2021
61
108
Essentially yes, it is all about attack and defense. It's possible to link two cards together as of now and currently thinking of a way to make use of the finisher card.

I will try to look into the bug you described and reproduce it but if you have any ideas what you did before it happened that would be very helpful :)

Thanks for the feedback!
You need more. Right now there isnt really any reason to account for what the opponent can do and higher rarity cards are just strict upgrades. That sort of gameplay sucks. There isnt even any reason to use your favourite pornstars, because if you pull someone with higher numbers, she is always better. There is no synergy between cards and choosing which move besides tease to include is completely meaningless.

I ask this genuinely, did you ever play a card game before? Because this does not feel like a game someone could come up with who has any experience playing card games. The action and finisher cards add nothing to the game even though they absolutely should and attacking first means you never take damage, so you don't even care about maintaining a high defense either.
 

Naoyasan

Newbie
Jul 19, 2018
19
24
I don't usually comment either, but I had to say that this is almost unplayable. I started off on my ultrawide monitor, and whether it was fullscreen or windowed, I couldn't see the whole UI and couldn't play at all. I then tried putting it on my other monitor and it worked.

Second issue, as other people have stated, is that you kinda need to click on a card to drag it and see what its stats are. or even which card it is (A zoomed preview of the card when hovering would be nice, or like hovering over it with the alt key pressed or something, like in other card games) And even if you drag to see, the card gets lost and is unusable like 90% of the time.
 

Parchairian

Newbie
Nov 6, 2023
62
99
I don't mean to be rude, but this is completely unplayable. Cards will break and leave you unable to do anything but surrender after a few turns, the Duo Card slot doesn't work, if your turn isn't first or you get unlucky you will be left in an indefinate loop of getting attacked and being unable to attack, the mechanics are completely unexplaned, and the game is a fucking gacha game that's grindy as hell for how uninteresting the gameplay is.
 

AssmodeusDEV

Oppai Connoisseur
Game Developer
Mar 13, 2023
171
539
Funny how I can click the attack button several times during the attack "animation" and completly break the game, also some cards lock to your hand after you do something you aren't supposed to.
 
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LewdMonkey1

Newbie
Game Developer
Dec 31, 2020
33
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I'm looking at the issue of the display getting screwed up if not in the native resolution, which is 1920 x 1080. This may be why some people can't see the "?" at the bottom right of the Main Menu but the game is explained there. You can't just drop a random card in the duo zone, the card needs to be linkable (a chain icon at the top right of the card for both the main card and the duo card). As stated in that same "?" panel, right-clicking on a card will zoom it, but I'll be improving the hover effect.

As for the game mechanics I didn't play a card game in a long time but I hoped that a simple game would be more appealing, but I take notes of all feedbacks!

Cheers!
 
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clove546789

New Member
Jun 13, 2017
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I'm looking at the issue of the display getting screwed up if not in the native resolution, which is 1920 x 1080. This may be why some people can't see the "?" at the bottom right of the Main Menu but the game is explained there. You can't just drop a random card in the duo zone, the card needs to be linkable (a chain icon at the top right of the card for both the main card and the duo card). As stated in that same "?" panel, right-clicking on a card will zoom it, but I'll be improving the hover effect.

As for the game mechanics I didn't play a card game in a long time but I hoped that a simple game would be more appealing, but I take notes of all feedbacks!

Cheers!
Anyway to change the resolution or turn on windowed mode from the game menu?
 
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