How the die hard fans all made a 5 star review after I downvoted it. Funny xD and cute
I only discovered this game yesterday. I have only written 3 reviews that I know of (drunk me doesn't count, that bastard orders Amanda Bynes movies from Amazon. Fuck him) and I'm far from a Die Hard fan, unless you are referring to the classic Bruce Willis Christmas staples.
It's cute that you think your downvote matters though, sweetie. Must make you feel all warm and gooey inside. I'm glad that WE ARE ONLY HERE to validate your existence.
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Was I the only one who thought Brenna's unkept lawn was strangely erotic?