At this point I don't even know anymore if people are being real or joking.
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That's what a Poe is, a parody that is impossible to distinguish from a genuine opinion.
Hello Pay-Pigs supporters,
Devs here... we want to let you know, that we know, that deep down inside you're all relatively frustrated... we are too, like... UGHHHHH hahaha, get it cause we're frustrated too? We're not panicking, but we're starting to get rips in our golden parachute and the ground is getting awfully close! So, to make it up to you, we decided to respond to you plebs finally and halt ourlittle vacation busy life to work on the project after a year and push it out in a month....
Chapter 4 will be a good reset and a fresh start. Which is why we would like to tell you that we are going to make it more personal and relatable than ever! Chapter 4 will be consisting of a 16 hour update, with plenty of relatable details like fishing and dog walking! Actually, that's the whole update. All 16 hours of it. No girls, no booty calls, no dreams, no Bernie... nothing, just dog walking and fishing, because that takes up 20 hours of every normal person's day... right? heh... R-right?
Anyways, we know times are tough and we REALLLLLLY want to make it up to you, but you have to make it up to us first by donating to our patreon! We got used to doing hardly anything for tons of money so like.... we'll make it up to you that way, but it takes effort from your end first, we don't have to prove anything to you.
"It's just..."
*casts reel*
"It's just such hard work sometimes man..."
brb, going to walk my dog, or like... whatever excuse you'll buy this week. *sniffs money* LMFAO!
In case you still have not realized by now... this post is a complete joke, much like the development of this game; so be like the devs and don't take this seriously.
Devs here... we want to let you know, that we know, that deep down inside you're all relatively frustrated... we are too, like... UGHHHHH hahaha, get it cause we're frustrated too? We're not panicking, but we're starting to get rips in our golden parachute and the ground is getting awfully close! So, to make it up to you, we decided to respond to you plebs finally and halt our
Chapter 4 will be a good reset and a fresh start. Which is why we would like to tell you that we are going to make it more personal and relatable than ever! Chapter 4 will be consisting of a 16 hour update, with plenty of relatable details like fishing and dog walking! Actually, that's the whole update. All 16 hours of it. No girls, no booty calls, no dreams, no Bernie... nothing, just dog walking and fishing, because that takes up 20 hours of every normal person's day... right? heh... R-right?
Anyways, we know times are tough and we REALLLLLLY want to make it up to you, but you have to make it up to us first by donating to our patreon! We got used to doing hardly anything for tons of money so like.... we'll make it up to you that way, but it takes effort from your end first, we don't have to prove anything to you.
"It's just..."
*casts reel*
"It's just such hard work sometimes man..."
brb, going to walk my dog, or like... whatever excuse you'll buy this week. *sniffs money* LMFAO!
In case you still have not realized by now... this post is a complete joke, much like the development of this game; so be like the devs and don't take this seriously.
- Feb 26, 2022
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bet some people will go pledge to their patreon , after reading that
Because PEOPLE BELIVE on HIM you know?
what other explanation for those 900 apes ?
NT : gonna steal your fish pic , for good and healthy uses
- Jan 24, 2018
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This was posted nearly a month ago (which happens to be a little more than "a few days time,") and maybe, just maybe, a release date was announced and I'm just overlooking it, but I don't think I am...
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- Nov 5, 2019
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He made a patreon post. It was posted here somewhere. The gist of it is: Some renders/animations still missing plus play testing, he hopes to get it out by end of July, but might be August
Hopes end of July, might be August, probably September, quite certain October, for sure December
- Feb 23, 2021
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and not necessarily this year, next year also you can't be sure...
Almost a year since last update, now thats... not sure what word im looking for. Not great.
- Jun 16, 2017
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"Obscene" might be a good one.
- Jan 26, 2021
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So what are the latest news?
Did he do another announcement of the announcement of the release date?
Did he do another announcement of the announcement of the release date?
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Hello all! If you haven't already, I strongly advise reading
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, where I talk about Ch4's progress and some other very important things about our plans moving forward. I wanted to give you all a little update about that, rather than keeping you at the edge of your seats.As reported in said devlog, I predicted we'd be finished with Ch4 near the end of July or beginning of August. I recently spoke with Alorth, and he reported that he won't be finished with the remaining renders & animations before the end of July... so early August it is.
This isn't abnormal, as this chapter is a little bit "top heavy" -- there were quite a lot of animations and renders to be done for a few of the final scenes. Still, I have no bad news to report and there should be no "delays" from the date I promised in said devlog... meaning Ch4 will be in your hands shortly! (Rejoice!)
In the meantime, please enjoy July's wallpaper... this time with a "bonus extra" for all patrons as my way of apologizing for them coming so late in the month.
The next post I make here will be Chapter 4 of Radiant, followed by the aforementioned Status Monitor so you can track our progress with Chapter 5. I very much look forward to hearing from all of you and seeing your feedback about the new update!
Love you all!
(P.S., you guys saved my dog Mindy's life. She recently needed emergency surgery-- one I would not have been able to afford if not for you guys. So from the bottom of my heart, thank you.)
SirD.
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- Dec 23, 2018
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In what fucked up world "early august" is a date? I always thought that a date was, you now, a especific day in a especific month and so on.
Also, i leave here beforehand my congratulations for the 1 year mark without update, SirDammed. Rejoice! you really work hard to reach this impressive mark.
- Jul 5, 2021
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If all he's going to do is wallpapers, can we get a naked Maddie? Or if there is one, can someone share it (or its location in the thread - searching for such things is impossible and I don't want to scroll nearly 500 pages....).
- Oct 20, 2020
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Well played sir. The dying dog.
Sometimes I think pets with the lowest life expectancies are the ones that belong to adult visual novel devs. Every single one of them has a pet dying of some rare disease or deficiency.
- Jun 16, 2017
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The paywalled devlog you posted, you mean.
(Not you specifically, ozzo... Just a general "you")
Kellermann, just because the update is more than a half a year behind schedule does not automatically mean that he didn't have a pet that needed surgery. And I don't think he told us about his doggo before. But then people would still react the way you just did so it wouldn't have changed anything.
- Oct 20, 2020
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There was no denial. Simply an observation of a pattern. Uncanny how many times the sick pet comes up in dev posts across the board. It is a wise move, though. It is better than saying the prostate is acting up or casino wiped me out.
- Jan 25, 2021
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If this update is less than like 3 hours long, it wasn't worth the wait.
If the update is 3 hours or less, the game is dead beyond salvation.
PS: I need to check some of the games from your list, i played most of them, all good, but there are some that i didn´t knew.
- Jan 26, 2021
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I wouldn't get my hopes up... 
IF there is going to be an update, then it's probably gonna suck.
I very much doubt they have anything that goes over an hour.
IF there is going to be an update, then it's probably gonna suck.
I very much doubt they have anything that goes over an hour.