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Only if u are counting bug fixes (0.3.1 + 0.3.2)
v.03 the last major/content update was at Jul .06
Edit: His other game Polarity had his 2 year anniversary last month
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Only if u are counting bug fixes (0.3.1 + 0.3.2)
Only if u are counting bug fixes (0.3.1 + 0.3.2)
v.03 the last major/content update was at Jul .06
At this point I don't even know anymore if people are being real or joking.Just read the update and very excited!
Great to hear chapter 4 is just around the corner and Dammed is getting it together to speed up those gosh darned dev schedules.
I'm gonna run right over and max my membership I'm so happy. I wasn't sure this day would come, but kept keeping the faith!
That's what a Poe is, a parody that is impossible to distinguish from a genuine opinion.At this point I don't even know anymore if people are being real or joking.
bet some people will go pledge to their patreon , after reading thatHelloPay-Pigssupporters,
Devs here... we want to let you know, that we know, that deep down inside you're all relatively frustrated... we are too, like... UGHHHHH hahaha, get it cause we're frustrated too? We're not panicking, but we're starting to get rips in our golden parachute and the ground is getting awfully close! So, to make it up to you, we decided to respond to you plebs finally and halt ourlittle vacationbusy life to work on the project after a year and push it out in a month....
Chapter 4 will be a good reset and a fresh start. Which is why we would like to tell you that we are going to make it more personal and relatable than ever! Chapter 4 will be consisting of a 16 hour update, with plenty of relatable details like fishing and dog walking! Actually, that's the whole update. All 16 hours of it. No girls, no booty calls, no dreams, no Bernie... nothing, just dog walking and fishing, because that takes up 20 hours of every normal person's day... right? heh... R-right?
Anyways, we know times are tough and we REALLLLLLY want to make it up to you, but you have to make it up to us first by donating to our patreon! We got used to doing hardly anything for tons of money so like.... we'll make it up to you that way, but it takes effort from your end first, we don't have to prove anything to you.
"It's just..."
*casts reel*
"It's just such hard work sometimes man..."
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brb, going to walk my dog, or like... whatever excuse you'll buy this week. *sniffs money* LMFAO!
In case you still have not realized by now... this post is a complete joke, much like the development of this game; so be like the devs and don't take this seriously.
This was posted nearly a month ago (which happens to be a little more than "a few days time,") and maybe, just maybe, a release date was announced and I'm just overlooking it, but I don't think I am...Just dropping in to let everyone know that I'll be announcing the release date in a few days time
He made a patreon post. It was posted here somewhere. The gist of it is: Some renders/animations still missing plus play testing, he hopes to get it out by end of July, but might be AugustThis was posted nearly a month ago (which happens to be a little more than "a few days time,") and maybe, just maybe, a release date was announced and I'm just overlooking it, but I don't think I am...
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Hopes end of July, might be August, probably September, quite certain October, for sure DecemberHe made a patreon post. It was posted here somewhere. The gist of it is: Some renders/animations still missing plus play testing, he hopes to get it out by end of July, but might be August
and not necessarily this year, next year also you can't be sure...Hopes end of July, might be August, probably September, quite certain October, for sure December
"Obscene" might be a good one.Almost a year since last update, now thats... not sure what word im looking for. Not great.
so early August it is.
In what fucked up world "early august" is a date? I always thought that a date was, you now, a especific day in a especific month and so on.the date I promised in said devlog
Well played sir. The dying dog.(P.S., you guys saved my dog Mindy's life. She recently needed emergency surgery-- one I would not have been able to afford if not for you guys. So from the bottom of my heart, thank you.)
The paywalled devlog you posted, you mean.You must be registered to see the links
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There was no denial. Simply an observation of a pattern. Uncanny how many times the sick pet comes up in dev posts across the board. It is a wise move, though. It is better than saying the prostate is acting up or casino wiped me out.The paywalled devlog you posted, you mean.
(Not you specifically, ozzo... Just a general "you")
Kellermann, just because the update is more than a half a year behind schedule does not automatically mean that he didn't have a pet that needed surgery. And I don't think he told us about his doggo before. But then people would still react the way you just did so it wouldn't have changed anything.