Stuart:
"I have socks. I have Crocs.
I wear these yellow Crocs while sporting my crusty socks.
I wear them while I hops, I wear them while I shops for mops,
I wear them with my PS shirt pops that I'm a gamer special ops.
I'm tops, call the cops.
Zargon_games gave me special props.
Stops."
Dr. Seuss:
"Your meme just flops,
Reads dumber than a box of rocks,
Sam-I-am won't eat green eggs and ham,
That's my mic that drops"
I've been sippin' whiskey which simply ain't made from hops.
It's apparent when it's getting late that my humor tends to slops.