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- Features 7.5 hours of SpaceCorps' weird and wonderful music
- Divided into 9 separate genres so you can pick your poison [see genre picker image below]
- Illustrated with images from the game... you might even find a few scenes you missed
Sign up to my Patreon and get it now. Immediately, no need to think... I'm sure that Christmas money is already burning a hole in your pocket. Well, why not just spend it now? The world seems pretty screwed anyway, so no point wasting it on food and rent when you can be listening to Industrial versions of Country Roads, Bluegrass stylings of Fat Bottom Girls and Classical Orchestras butchering the Final Countdown. Yes - you, spending 7.5 hours listening to music chosen by me, illustrated with sexy pics. Hell, you could be doing that RIGHT NOW, instead of listening to relatives moan about the kids these days and indulging in a bit of casual Christmas racism.
And remember... you have that money. You saved it because coronavirus lockdowns mean you don't have friends any more. Except ME. I'm your only friend, and that's why you should give me your money. ME. You'd only spend it on drugs and video games, anyway... so why not spend it on this video game? At least this one gives you a boner [or makes your lady parts tingly for the few women who haven't left me yet]. And think... if you give me that money I'll be able to buy new women! And men. And all that lies in between. Everyone's a winner!
I can't believe that you still haven't given me $5! I take more than that too... the sky's the limit, and once you've broken your Patreon cherry, there's no reason not to go wild and go for the top tier. Yes, for $25 you could be a Major! The world is still screwed... think about the virus, nationalism/communism [depending which one you hate more], economic collapse and war.
China and Iran are terrible threats, unless you live in China and Iran [in which case the USA and UK are terrible threats!]. There might be an asteroid heading towards us RIGHT NOW! Or a super-volcano about to explode and throw the Earth into an endless winter that annihilates all life. Elon Musk will be fine, he's got rockets... but do you? Like fuck YOU have rockets! So just sign up to SpaceCorps and forget all about the impending devastation of our planet and the end of humanity!
Christ, are you really still reading this? Unbelievable. It's actually been a lot more effort for a fairly naff joke than I anticipated, and I sort of run out of interest half-way... WHICH IS WHY YOU SHOULD GIVE ME $5 - to make it all worth it and invigorate my interest, so I can continue to be the best damn game dev you know. Yes, for just $5 [or more] you can save me from the ennui occasioned by writing this very post. And that would make you a jolly good person indeed!
Seriously, though... you should get the Mixtape. It's pretty good
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is now available to Ensigns [$5+ Patrons]!
- Features 7.5 hours of SpaceCorps' weird and wonderful music
- Divided into 9 separate genres so you can pick your poison [see genre picker image below]
- Illustrated with images from the game... you might even find a few scenes you missed
Sign up to my Patreon and get it now. Immediately, no need to think... I'm sure that Christmas money is already burning a hole in your pocket. Well, why not just spend it now? The world seems pretty screwed anyway, so no point wasting it on food and rent when you can be listening to Industrial versions of Country Roads, Bluegrass stylings of Fat Bottom Girls and Classical Orchestras butchering the Final Countdown. Yes - you, spending 7.5 hours listening to music chosen by me, illustrated with sexy pics. Hell, you could be doing that RIGHT NOW, instead of listening to relatives moan about the kids these days and indulging in a bit of casual Christmas racism.
And remember... you have that money. You saved it because coronavirus lockdowns mean you don't have friends any more. Except ME. I'm your only friend, and that's why you should give me your money. ME. You'd only spend it on drugs and video games, anyway... so why not spend it on this video game? At least this one gives you a boner [or makes your lady parts tingly for the few women who haven't left me yet]. And think... if you give me that money I'll be able to buy new women! And men. And all that lies in between. Everyone's a winner!
I can't believe that you still haven't given me $5! I take more than that too... the sky's the limit, and once you've broken your Patreon cherry, there's no reason not to go wild and go for the top tier. Yes, for $25 you could be a Major! The world is still screwed... think about the virus, nationalism/communism [depending which one you hate more], economic collapse and war.
China and Iran are terrible threats, unless you live in China and Iran [in which case the USA and UK are terrible threats!]. There might be an asteroid heading towards us RIGHT NOW! Or a super-volcano about to explode and throw the Earth into an endless winter that annihilates all life. Elon Musk will be fine, he's got rockets... but do you? Like fuck YOU have rockets! So just sign up to SpaceCorps and forget all about the impending devastation of our planet and the end of humanity!
Christ, are you really still reading this? Unbelievable. It's actually been a lot more effort for a fairly naff joke than I anticipated, and I sort of run out of interest half-way... WHICH IS WHY YOU SHOULD GIVE ME $5 - to make it all worth it and invigorate my interest, so I can continue to be the best damn game dev you know. Yes, for just $5 [or more] you can save me from the ennui occasioned by writing this very post. And that would make you a jolly good person indeed!
Seriously, though... you should get the Mixtape. It's pretty good 
