- Dec 19, 2019
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Crap! I (MC) will have to be both incestous and a bigamist if I must!
I'm both willing, able and musty.
Calling the cruise ship captains office....
-I'd like to make an appontment with the captain to arrange a wedding.
-Yes. May I have the names of the happy couple,
-Well it's me MC, my sister Nami and my very distant cousin Bella.
-Three?!
-FFS, we're out at sea, aren't we? The captain, Bella's long lost dad is the law out here, isn't he?
-Sir, you're correct! Will 3 o'clock this afternoon be to your liking?
-Thank you very much.
NAMI.. BELLA.. Get dressed ! We're gettin' married in an hour! Hurry up!
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