BobTheDuck

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The render saviour who can render so much faster that they still haven't posted a single render that wasn't copied from the internet must be believed! After pure black, maybe they'll post blind albino polar bears in a liquid soap snowstorm. Or 4k flat white. Probably can do it with 1 sample then :sneaky:
 
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Darkdevil66

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Apr 16, 2020
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Anything you can do,
I can do better
I can do anything better than you.
Any renders you made, I can make it faster.
I’m not gonna show you anything.
Just send me 100 dollars.
I can produce 100 high quality renders faster than you !

No, you can't. (High)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I CAN! (Highest)

Stop putting me on trial
I’m looking for a Blender Tutorial
I can create a game faster than you !
( Dude we were talking about DAZ )
I watched videos on Youtube, stop calling me a liar
I can render faster than all of you !

You’re maybe a Daz Artist or even a game developer
But I watch Youtube tutorials so it doesn’t matter

I can create a game faster than you !
 

Orgitas

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The render saviour who can render so much faster that they still haven't posted a single render that wasn't copied from the internet must be believed! After pure black, maybe they'll post blind albino polar bears in a liquid soap snowstorm. Or 4k flat white. Probably can do it with 1 sample then :sneaky:
Some people, eh?

100 samples? Sheesh not great, at all, for a final product. That is, like, day 1 "how to render" aha.
 

Orgitas

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Jan 5, 2023
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Anything you can do,
I can do better
I can do anything better than you.
Any renders you made, I can make it faster.
I’m not gonna show you anything.
Just send me 100 dollars.
I can produce 100 high quality renders faster than you !

No, you can't. (High)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I CAN! (Highest)

Stop putting me on trial
I’m looking for a Blender Tutorial
I can create a game faster than you !
( Dude we were talking about DAZ )
I watched videos on Youtube, stop calling me a liar
I can render faster than all of you !

You’re maybe a Daz Artist or even a game developer
But I watch Youtube tutorials so it doesn’t matter

I can create a game faster than you !
 
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Orgitas

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Jan 5, 2023
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Wow what is this? Oh my God, those are the noises! I wonder why the ass-lickers aren’t outraged about this? Well, this is Ocean, he can do anything.
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Just want to say if he rendered that with 100 samples the noise and splotches would be much more noticeable. In fact it would, quite likely, ruin the image. Also, a side note, depth of field requires you to use more samples when rendering the scene. For a final product, which uses denoising, I would say 800-1000 is a good number to start at, raise or lower for scene complexity. Without denoising you will need to set the samples much much higher. You would only, ever, use 100 samples to test an image to get a rough idea as to what it will look like. A lil lesson for you.
 
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DrSoong

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Just want to say if he rendered that with 100 samples the noise and splotches would be much more noticeable. In fact it would, quite likely, ruin the image. Also, a side note, depth of field requires you to use more samples when rendering the scene. For a final product, which uses denoising, I would say 800-1000 is a good number to start at, raise or lower for scene complexity. Without denoising you will need to set the samples much much higher. You would only, ever, use 100 samples to test an image to get a rough idea as to what it will look like. A lil lesson for you.
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yossa999

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Dec 5, 2020
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The ignore button was invented for this type of thing...
It won’t work, he is constantly quoted, so even without seeing his posts, you have to watch this dude is dancing his macabre in the thread. And frankly, a skillfully selected and not banned troll amuses the audience in the comments and doesn’t let the thread get bored until the update comes out. :ROFLMAO:
 

Fortuna ღ

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May 13, 2020
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This has already been discussed once by Ocean's former patrons. They found out that on Discord, Patreon and on this site there is a group of people (ass-lickers) who, under different nicknames, attack people who ask awkward questions about Ocean and his game. I don’t know about other sites, but this one definitely has ass-licking.
It's a mystery how you're not banned yet... ღ
 
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Orgitas

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Jan 5, 2023
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The combination of his cluelessness and confidence is just too amusing is my guess :ROFLMAO:. Like a court jester of the thread. Anyone who has even a slightest clue on the subject would find him too funny to ignore.
I did try to ignore him. I really did. But Geralt and co linked me other stuff he said and I just couldn't help it. Plus I was kinda insulted that he is parading around pretending to be a 3d artist lol.
 

Geralt From Rivia

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Jun 15, 2022
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I did try to ignore him. I really did. But Geralt and co linked me other stuff he said and I just couldn't help it. Plus I was kinda insulted that he is parading around pretending to be a 3d artist lol.
At first I was shocked and outraged by the way he pretended to be a 3D designer, now reading this puns he writes, I get a dose of fun. :ROFLMAO:
But I remember about report button, don't want completely turn the thread into a dump. There is a limit to all fun, I think.
 

Donettes

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Apr 30, 2017
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Wow what is this? Oh my God, those are the noises! I wonder why the ass-lickers aren’t outraged about this? Well, this is Ocean, he can do anything.
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Never has a blurred image hurt a person as much as this one.
Here, my friend, may the Bugatti (and its pixels) from the original scene heal you.
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