meh1995

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So this is just like the very first update of the game. Imagine.
there's also this on Beggar's discord from My New Life, and it's also amazing to see that people are NEVER negative or critical to believe that we don't see the same things
People joke about it being an echo chamber, but it feels more like a cult at this point.
 

lordylorder

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Dec 30, 2019
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I guess that's good, (always thought it was a me issue) but like, I would have much preferred a "Yeah we need to do this or the game becomes unplayable in a few updates" rather than this "this is totally sick and awesome you guys" style of post. Still, it's frankly ridiculous that this was 2 years worth of work, and they kinda just expect everyone to be cool with it wholly.

Honestly, this game has a fucking wild record of getting away with shit- It has a fucking page on TVtropes when Gushing over Magical Girls got removed for crying out loud- though, with Cuties still up, really goes to show where the mods priorities are on that site...

I will say that at the very least, it at least had the decency to actually deliver multiple sex scenes and not have shit art, unlike a certain Ben 10 game and other game about banging your mom and sister while demons invade.
 

chicho1958

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The nail in the coffin to me is that he didn't even bother to add the pregnancy for your "landlady". Three years and he didn't even finish the mom's incomplete content, let alone add new content. I don't know how anyone could defend this lmao, there's no tangible improvements in the entire "game". I'll see you guys in a few years.
since 2016 and seeing who he used says it all about the dev, he's just a scammer. And anyone who defends him/her/it/??? are on the same boat.
 
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WendellWhoops

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This is easily the funniest thing Ive ever seen on this pit of a forum. Most of us here will probably be dead before this game ever gets "finished," but right now all we can do is laugh at the absolute state of it all.
I kneel, Dark Cookie. Spectacular work.
 
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twichman

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Not this shit again... On the contrary, I recently installed an older version of the game 0.20.9 since it does not have as many bugs as the subsequent ones. I'll wait until DC makes the game completely, it will take 10 years or more, who knows? :ROFLMAO:
 

Keros

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The nail in the coffin to me is that he didn't even bother to add the pregnancy for your "landlady". Three years and he didn't even finish the mom's incomplete content, let alone add new content. I don't know how anyone could defend this lmao, there's no tangible improvements in the entire "game". I'll see you guys in a few years.
Nail in the coffin? This mo********ker been dead and molested for 2 years.
In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen. Let the poor fu**er rest.
 

dark0s

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I saw this game get updated and decided to check out the changelog out of curiosity. I laughed out loud. Let me write it how I read it in my mind:
"Hey guys, here's the update you've been waiting for. That's right, we have developed new source code for a game that absolutely did not require us doing so. Still, it's been such a gargantuan task that we HAD TO TAKE OUT 95% OF THE GAME OUT OF THE GAME. That's right. But don't worry, we (pinky) promise we will release PARTS OF THE GAME THAT ALREADY WERE PART OF THE GAME every 2 FUCKING MONTHS. Maybe. Please sub to my patreon because, well, aren't we just doing the swellest of jobs over here?"

I legit couldn't stop laughing for a full minute. Whatever this tech update was supposed to be, I could have never imagined for it to be so fucking comedic. Unreal.
 
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WendellWhoops

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Nail in the coffin? This mo********ker been dead and molested for 2 years.
In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen. Let the poor fu**er rest.
anyone with a functional frontal lobe (50% of the people on this website) would've seen that this is another "never-ever" about two years ago. The real joke of it all are the pay piggies that shilled out MILLIONS for this game, only to get this in return. Surely that patreon money is just coming from people who forgot to unsubscribe right? Right?
 
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This thread needs mod review *badly*.

Is version 21 good? No. It's buggy, poorly laid (and thought) out and needed more time in the oven before public release which is damning in and of itself.

If you have the pre-tech release/s should you play the latest up date? No. It's lacking in scenes and the scenes that are here are largely the same in quality as the ones you've already played (and don't have things like x-ray, although there are some small Quality of Life updates such as if you've "spun the wheel and won" you won't "spin the wheel again").

Does darkcookies care about f95? No. Why would they? This is, at the end of the day, a piracy forum. Don't like it, tell someone who cares.

We don't need 1500+ pages of whinging about how DC is "milking" their community. It doesn't serve any purpose. It's just keeping this thread active at a time when, frankly, an inactive page is going to show *far more* than an active cesspool.
Let the people who are going to go dumpster diving go dumpster diving and get help with their hepatitis infection from previous dumpster divers.
 

lordofhirunds

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I PATCH 20.0.12 break the trashgame
Oddly enough,kompas prod looks a lot like Aorta from the secret reloaded who does remake after remake of the same things over and over again, and the secret is still secret:WeSmart::WutFace:
 
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rspkers

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The fact that this guy made millions of dollars off coomers huffing on copium is amazing. Millions of dollars. Let that sink in. You all deserve it for giving him money this late into the scam. It's like people who form parasocial relationships with their onlyfans porn addiction and think the girl they give thousands of dollars to is somehow their girlfriend. Except instead of a woman, it's some dude drawing 2D tiddies and drip feeding them to you while he sits on his yacht. Even now there are still people defending this guy, hoping that someday they'll get their content. Lmao. Unbelievable that he still has as many patreons as he does. I am so fucking jealous of this con artist.
 

Keros

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anyone with a functional frontal lobe (50% of the people on this website) would've seen that this is another "never-ever" about two years ago. The real joke of it all are the pay piggies that shilled out MILLIONS for this game, only to get this in return. Surely that patreon money is just coming from people who forgot to unsubscribe right? Right?
Some forgot most likely. But others you swear the sun sines and sets in this devs ass, dunno why. If they have hope beyond hope, this torpedoed ship will again set sail. More power to them, it ain't my money.
 
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