My dear friends and fellow TP fans, it is with great sadness that I write these words and appeal for your help.
It has become apparent in recent weeks that one of our members (giggity) is suffering from a severe mental illness probably caused by an unfortunate childhood incident in the cake & biscuit aisle of his local supermarket. Now the lack of TP2.0 has pushed him over the edge into complete insanity.
Reading his recent posts I am convinced that we must urgently come together (giggity) and initiate an intervention although I fear we may already be too late!
I am currently trying to engage the services of a qualified professional who is an expert in this field but I'm unsure whether this should be a psychiatrist or a baker? Either way they will not be cheap and I am not able to bear the full cost alone. Please do the decent thing by contributing what you can to this worthwhile cause. Forget your Patreon contributions this month - Deem will understand. Instead post a cheque to me made payable to 'Campaign About Shiva0067's Health' (as there isn't enough space to write all this, simply shorten it to 'CASH'.)
With your help Shiva can become a well adjusted and valued member (giggity) of society, even though he probably never was before.
Our message to Shiva0067 is surely "Keep strong, old buddy. You are in our thoughts and prayers".
The only silver lining to this whole unfortunate situation is that at least no one has made things even worse by posting a screen-grab from the deleted 3rd TP dream sequence where the MC dreams that the D is giving him a HJ but instead of having a penis he has a packet of Maryland chocolate chip cookies. Phew! Thank goodness no one has done that!