Or: when Hopes was young, he was quite the player in his home town. If there was a young and beautiful girl, Hopes would, ehm, "privately meet with her". After the eleventh broken heart and ninth pregnancy, Hopes decided to leg it, not knowing how many pregnancies he caused. Fast forward to today, the girls are looking everywhere for him. Now they have him tracked down on this site, deciding to give him hell.
Only when they are sitting at their computers, waiting for their Filii Canis husbands to return home (drunk, as always), taking Hopes to task on F95 message boards, Hopes, who is back but now wears glasses so nobody can recognize him, sneaks through the windows into their daughters' bedrooms.
(All people in this post are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or posters is entirely coincidental. All people are consenting and at least 18 years of age. Even the 16 year old ones. Especially the 16 year old ones.)