Well let's have a look what happend so far.
Emma: Hey hon, nice to see you again...and that hot body of yours, let me hug, cuddle and kiss you...i have so many things to teach you stud
MC: tits
Emma: Go to college/shopping/therapy/eat your damn vegetables!
MC: I dont wanna
Emma: Do it
MC: ok
Azel: Hey bro happy to see me again, why the long face ? Did you wake up on the wrong foot today
MC: you threw me into hell
Azel: Jesus fucking christ MC, no my fault really, dad ordered it you know, nothing i could do...
just ask any nazi from ww2 they will tell you the same
MC: Yeah ok, friends
Azel: Yay, by the way, can't belive your still virgin bro! No hot chicks in the beach resort you were for your holidays eh...don't you worry, i will teach you about sex
Raphael: Hey bro, where are your manners ! No greetings, no 'Hey raph how are you', it's been a few centuries
And why the fuck did you run a way, you know, WE WERE FUCKING WORRIED THERE
MC: Heh...and where were you the last few centuries as i was tortured in hell, fuck off
Raphael:....
MC: Well seems like she's pissed at me
...
MC: Oh no...you didn't hear the prayers (i mean, you knew i was in hell, and Azel told you where) but that changes everything, friends ?
Raphael: Friends like in the goold old times
Nyks: You wanted to charge head on into an entire army, you would have died.
Sorry but i tried to save your ass there, and mine, remember i die if you do
MC: Inessa died !!! I could have saved her...well maybe, probably...
Nyks: Huh, you did care that much about here after a few days
MC: Fuck you, i couldn't give less shit about her dying! It's about the fucking promisse, because of you i couldn't keep my promisse (well, maybe)
Nyks: ....dude, you remember, i was created for the sole prupose to keep your ass save, that's why i trained you, you weren't ready, it would have been a pointless death.
MC: I don't care, i will kill you, blood for the blood god!!
Nyks: Sure
How you wanna do that lil bitch boy, did you find your balls again ? Since you are on earth you are either drunk as a skunk or wallowing in self pitty and your family treats you like a little sissy, i 'm curious did they peg you already ?
MC: ....fine, whatever, do what you want, not worth it
Nyks: ...
little emo faggot...
MC: What was that ?
Nyks: i said, i baught a strap on...
MC: What's that ?
Nyks: A disciplinary tool for training... i will get your ass back in shape...one way or another