Things you're tired of seeing in a game?

Exanadae

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For once, I'd like to see a realistic portrayal of a hand-job in a porn game.

[After not very long] "Yeah, that's nice I guess, but I can do it better myself."
 
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lavender69studios

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I have the impression most 3d girl models look the same in every game, so the graphics get old really quickly unless they're very well animated.
 

HawkyDawky

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2 things I'm tired of :
- women who run and make agility skills with stiletto heels
- The flaming arrows (that only exists in movies or tv shows)
 

Pr0GamerJohnny

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I know mine have been oft repeated, but I'll say it again just in case any devs or future game devs are reading this thread to hammer home the message:

-Cartoonish boobs or bodies-

its SO MUCH better to look at moderately realistic bodies than grossly exagerrated things that would obviously be implants in real life. For all the praise of games like Being a DIK (i enjoy it as well), maya or sage would look so much better in the bodies of someone like Layla/Valeria -Intertwined. BTW- when a girl with big or moderate boobs lays down, they dont stick straight up... just a pet peeve i see a lot of.

-Pervasiveness of milf/incest stories-


I'm not interested in the slightest. I get that others are, but it seems so wildly disproportionate to everything else. It's like, imagine searching for games and 80% of them involve the mc getting cucked... or 80% of them involved sex with only whips and chains - its fine to have those preferences, but its EVERYWHERE

-"tee hee hee you're so lewd!"/"mc - i wanted to kiss my girlfriend, but I needed to control my impulses"-

if you're making a game with american/english characters, then don't make them talk like a poorly dubbed anime. Im looking at you university of problems.

-Games where you play as a female protagonist
- many 'corruption' games are like this-

I just dont get this. I like the idea of corruption games, I liked playing "misfits", but I hated 12 days of christmas by the same author. I'm a guy. I'd estimate the vast majority of playerbase for these games are. I like women and seeing them do things. I have no desire in pretending I'm a woman. This isn't a slight on anyone else's preferences, just my personal complaint at how common this is.
 

Vollezar

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  1. Tree trunks for dicks.
  2. Airbags for tits.
  3. MCs who have to be nice (being a doormat) to complete cunts.
  4. 20 something women who behave like 12-year-old girls.
  5. Blowjobs and handjobs. Especially when it's a "shy girl". She is on her knees before MC is even finished saying anything and swallows like a fucking pro but is too shy to show you her tits. TF? Meanwhile, cunnilingus is barely there in most games.
  6. Mind control (very few games where it is made even remotely interesting).
  7. Sandbox.
 

Doorknob22

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Fake choice conversation menu:

1. Ask her about the car
2. Ask her about school
3. Tell her you're going away
4. Goodbye

Only option #4 (Goodbye) doesn't appear until you went through options 1 to 3.

In other words, there's no real choice when the player must go through all the conversation "options" in order to move the plot forward.
 

Pr0GamerJohnny

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Fake choice conversation menu:

1. Ask her about the car
2. Ask her about school
3. Tell her you're going away
4. Goodbye

Only option #4 (Goodbye) doesn't appear until you went through options 1 to 3.

In other words, there's no real choice when the player must go through all the conversation "options" in order to move the plot forward.
everytime I see these kind of choices I'm waiting for a game where the order of your choices here matters, but nope, havent seen it yet.
 

Doorknob22

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everytime I see these kind of choices I'm waiting for a game where the order of your choices here matters, but nope, havent seen it yet.
As a dev I simply present a single, no "choices" conversation where all the topics are covered and move on.
 
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1) Udders where tits should be is my number one hard pass point
2) NTR in any shape fashion or form
3) Wimpy MC's - I don't mean normal guys who may have real grounded fears, but wussies that need momma to protect them.
4) Unrealistically fast seduction of the LI's where for no reason they just fall to their knees in worship of the MC. Put up even
just a tiny bit of struggle. Make me work for it so I appreciate it.
5) The friend who serves no purpose other than to give you someone to steal their girl from.

I am sure that given all of three seconds I could come up with a dozen more but being reasonable I think that most games here are done quite well and I appreciate the effort the Devs put into their work.
 
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Skinny teenage white boy in high school/college that fucks the whole continent, starting with his immediate family.

"Strong female knight/queen/ninja/warrior" that immediately gets overpowered and raped for the rest of the game.

Adventurer's guilds.

Non-white people just being there to corrupt good white girls.

Rapist/abuser PCs, or rapist NPCs that you have to allow to abuse the PC.

I don't know what's up with Japanese men, but they always seem to need to use drugs or magic to trick women into enjoying sex with them. They're never good at pleasing a woman. None of them get a woman to willingly have sex with them because she likes him. It's always "haha looks like this mind control spell/curse mark/aphrodisiac I secretly dosed you with is finally taking effect! Now I can make you cum by buttoning your blouse!"

Games with combat. Stop it. I've played only one adult game where the combat wasn't a tedious speed bump on the road to the stuff I want to see, and I'm tired of it.
I have to agree with you on the combat definitely. If I want to play a combat game I will go get Call of Duty or some such. I want to play a game about sex and sexual encounters not combat
 

Omae wa shinda

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I WANT THE WORLD IN BLOOD AND PAIN, SUFFERING IN DESPAIR OF THOUSAND VIRGINS , PROTANGIST FALIURE TO DEFEND HOLY LEGACY OR SETTLE THE SITUATION IN TIME LEAD TO COMPLETE WORLD DESTRUCTION
FIGHT AGONY OF TERRFIYING ELDRTICH BOSSES WITH CRAP WEAPONS.

READ STORY AND FILL PLAYER WITH PAIN SUFFERING INTERNALLY OF FEEL

Basically more black soul similarity but i don't think many people can do that.
I'm okay with plagiarism since this soul hentai genre lack exploration but not 50% or more since it will lack originality and only seem cash grab which led to popularity drop although they can mitigate it by making new account for patreon or dlsite but it can easily found with few check and review.
It can also make as references to soul games to study story and make a great soul hentai game but not everyone is like that you know...

HOWEVER INSTEAD,they just made fucking NPC as a game parasite with genre rivalling isekai now. HOW MANY NPC FUCKNIG ARE THERE!
YOU THINK FUCKING A NON MOVING-INTERABLE PLAYABLE CHARACTER IS EGRAT HOT????!?!!?
Fuming cash grab smeelll from mile away and japanese think this is a-okay game too, like how many people buy that anyway... DAMNATION OF 100+ people, which is for hentai is good record if you think it is 18+ H game when compared to average game that is not H
Why not play time stop game damnit.
 
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qwsaq

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Another pet peeve of mine is an overview that doesn't actually tell you anything about the game.

The overview should give me a decent idea what the game is about and what content I should expect to see before I download it. "Play as a [something something] and [something something] changes your life forever" does not do that. Please stop doing this. Even worse is when half of the overview is just "this is my first game and I'm trying to learn new skills and constructive criticism is encouraged and blah blah blah." Save that shit for the dev notes.
Tell me what kind of game it is. Who is your intended audience? Go beyond the tags and tell me what the focus is. If the "female domination" tag is there, for example, is it the core theme? Is it an extensive path you can choose to go down? Is it a one-off scene that happens to exist in what is otherwise just another harem simulator?

Don't assume your target audience just intrinsically wants to play your game for whatever surprises it holds. Make them want to play it and steer away those who wouldn't enjoy your kind of game.
 

hysepReC

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Holding vaginal sex hostage is the big one. Sex is a normal part of adult relationships so i don't know why so many girls in VNs hold out for so long, especially when they clearly want it. Kylee from Heart Problems is one of the biggest offenders of this. I'm all for slow burn and realistic relationships this just isn't realistic. I've never met a girl that's willing to give a blowjob but not have sex.

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Network 34 Games

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For me, the biggest pet peeve is that most MC's seem to have somehow managed to get to the age of 18+ and have ZERO life experience, utterly clueless that a girl is flirting with them and being led by the balls by the main LI. Seriously people.. if you're 18 the only reason you'd be that clueless would be if you had been raised by wolves or something, and even then you'd have SOME sort of idea.

Balloon tits as well. I REALLY wish I was the only practicing chiropractor in VN land because I'd never be out of work again.

While Dating my Daughter had its positives, I'm kinda tired of seeing Dee show up in every game.

Voss hair.. 'nuff said
 

Carpe Stultus

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The thing that annoys me the most in games, besides lazy/dumb writing and fake bodyparts, is when devs put music into their games and then don't even lower the volume to at least 50%. Its so easy to do and yet my ears fall off in almost every game with music. :rolleyes:
 
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Vollezar

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2 things I'm tired of :
- women who run and make agility skills with stiletto heels
- The flaming arrows (that only exists in movies or tv shows)
Flaming arrows were an actual thing. They weren't the most effective but they were used. Then there were fire arrows. Those were early uses of gunpowder in projectiles.
 

qwsaq

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Flaming arrows were an actual thing. They weren't the most effective but they were used. Then there were fire arrows. Those were early uses of gunpowder in projectiles.
It depends how pedantic you want to be.
The kind of flaming arrow portrayed in games/tv/movies where they literally just light a regular ass arrow on fire didn't really exist and wouldn't work. Actual flaming arrows tips were either a wick wetted with flammable liquid or were built like a cage to hold solid fuel. They were basically a harassment tool in siege warfare to set random fires inside city walls, diverting resources, causing panic, and just generally being a nuisance.
 

Pr0GamerJohnny

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Holding vaginal sex hostage is the big one. Sex is a normal part of adult relationships so i don't know why so many girls in VNs hold out for so long, especially when they clearly want it. Kylee from Heart Problems is one of the biggest offenders of this. I'm all for slow burn and realistic relationships this just isn't realistic. I've never met a girl that's willing to give a blowjob but not have sex.
This x1000. The corollary that always bothers me is if and when the mc and love interest agree that they're madly into each other, they'll kiss and then say something like "I need to control my lust"..... you're a bf/gf, thats not lewd, this isnt anime, normally that period of the relationship IS a fuckathon.