I never would have thought that a misinterpreted word from a line would cause such a stir. I almost feel compelled to make an official statement about, what people can expect to see than what some player think "sharing" meant from the dialogues.
Here is what you more likely can expect:
Bacon travels to PhillyGames universe and falls in love with Gloria. They get married and want to have children but can't, because she is a
sexbot. Bacon then travels to another universe and tries to find the seven magic balls to make their wish come true.
On planet Manek he fights evil refrigerator and in the final moment Bacon turns into Super-Crispy Bacon, and is able to defeat evil refrigerator and gets the seven magic balls. He wishes for Gloria to produce fertile eggs. So together they make delicious Bacon and Eggs!
They live happy together and have a child named Archibald Einstein. Their son is a 'super-genius' - thanks to his father's super-crispy genes. When he still was a fetus he was able to communicate with his parents via Morse code.
They lived happy together to the day when his parents suddenly disappeared. After that his father's female friend looked after Archibald Einstein. Archibald grows up at his "Aunts Nikas"'s place. She is a 40 year old virgin who didn't had sex with anyone before, because she only could have sex with MC. Her dev - Motkeyz - thought it is a great idea to let her tease MC a lot during her teen years... but who would have thought that dev would lose interest and motivation to continue to work on his original game, but starts a new one called 'Project X' - A Dev story about a successful adult game developer who lose motivation to work on his previous games, rushes through unfinished content to abandon them later anyways. (Best selling game ever!)
Aunt Nika tells Archi the story of her "brother" MC, who had an affair with their own mother. Unfortunately from all the time travel and ejaculations he got insane and since then he is hospitalized. Their mother, Juliana, never got over it and started to smoke to bars of cigarettes daily. Shortly after she died - chocked on a piece of pancake (her favorite dish).
Nika's and MC's father, John, divorced Julia after he found out about her and MC intimate relationship. Later he married Maureen (yes, John has a thing for younger girls). He also fucks her mother, Claire Wonderboobs.. Sometimes the three of them have sex together too.
So, during Archi's search for his parents he finds his soulmate. But who would have thought that this person lives years in the past. Archi settles down in the past and changed his name to OMG (pronounced as OMJ). [He got this nickname, because he can use the force, which surrounds every living creature, to make his big fat anaconda glow and vibrate (the girls love it!).]
He, his wife and daughter lived a happy a life until one day evil MC appeared and took his daughter to his own universe. The micro universe! It is called like that, because every male there as a micro...beep.. and every female is flat chested! [As you guys can see it is a pure evil universe!]
Archibald aka OMG and his friends are willing to do everything to rescue his daughter. On their journey they will have to fight the Systemlord Super-Ultra-Mega-Duper-Rainbow-Pride-Saiyajin Pantieless who rules over the universe as a fake god!
On there first trip through the Chaapa'ai they meet a new companion, Shol'va Kree, who will support Archi's aka OMG'S group and their fight against the fake big dick gods. There only can be one true big dick in the universe!
And all of this happens during the 5 minutes Manek explodes!
Thank you for reading my post!
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