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What is this nonsense? Jesus christ this whole situation reads like the author got lobotomised.
A lassie goes to an alley with her husband
Husband knocks her about cause he's needing to stamp his "I'm a dick" card or something.
The MC has the option to just chill out and watch or pretend to phone the police cementing his status as an absolute pie.
The husband discovers the MC then has a gun and just shoots it off at 11 at night like it ain't no thing cause.... you know... that's just what people do apparently.
The MC then go down and the husband threatens to shoot him again cause offing Doctors is the street is a completely normal thing to do.
Then he goes... nah, where's the fun in that. Instead, I'm going to force you to get your lad out and have a wank (!!!) and the MC's like "well shucks I guess I gotta", I totally can't think of anything better to do on a Friday night.
Despite obviously being in what I can only assume to be a high stress situation, he's completely capable of rubbing one out before the buzzer
The cavalry then arrives after he's blew his load over the pavement, I can only imagine they saw the MC smacking his dick around and was waiting for the MC to finish.
The husband then zooms off like a bond villain, I can only imagine shouting "next time the day will be mine Bond! Next Time!" over his shoulder as he goes
Everyone gets in the car cause the lassie looks like she's been smacked about with a brick and then the first time the lassie who was about to get raped says to the MC with a wet dick is "hey man, gonnae no press charges against my trigger happy junkie husband"
The MC's like "no I'm ok thanks"
And then she BLACKMAILS HIM?!?
Fucking hell... I've played some right peculiar games over the years but that whole scene must be the worst.