No, Dionyx has been forcefully strapped into a hamster wheel hooked up to a power generator. Because BrainDead so generously donated all of his house's electricity to the local orphanage he's been using Dionyx to keep the lights on in his house. He needs that so the local prayer group can continue using his dining room for their weekly meetings. Because BrainDead's been held up at the police station over the dead children and the hospital over Mackenzie poor Dionyx hasn't been fed or watered in the past 18 hours. He'll likely die from a combination of dehydration and exhaustion about half an hour before BrainDead makes it home so I don't expect to hear much about him until BrainDead needs to crowdfund more to pay for his funeral.
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I REALLY wanna hatefuck Millie...it'll never happen, probably gonna be some lovely-dovey bullshit, which is fine. She desperately needs a fucking though. Beyond that, honestly, less fucking. Can't even go into a different room of the house without falling dick first into one of the girls. New story threads are piling up faster than any progress on any of them is being made. The wheels have just been spinning in the mud this whole time and none of it is going anywhere.
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You guys remember how the Florida trip kept getting delayed, most infamously by the girls running away and hiding in the woods for no good fucking reason? It'd be pretty funny (and on-brand) for that to happen again.
Delilah or Deliah or whatever her name is, well she has to postpone this long-awaited meeting because she lost her luggage at the airport and it had her vibrator. Our date with Jasmine is put on hold because MacKenzie (the game character) set up an interview with some 3rd graders who want to talk about cooties.
What else is even happening... Uhh, a time traveler comes from the future to kill MC and Rachael because his army of children create a vast interstellar empire that impregnates the women of millions of planets. But then MC fucks the time traveler—who is female—and she falls in love with him, gets pregnant, and gives him the information needed to ensure the future... actually, I'd love that as the new story direction, why the fuck not at this point. But we still haven't even gotten what was meant for last year.
Until then,
Delilah or Deliah or whatever her name is, well she has to postpone this long-awaited meeting because she lost her luggage at the airport and it had her vibrator. Our date with Jasmine is put on hold because MacKenzie (the game character) set up an interview with some 3rd graders who want to talk about cooties.
What else is even happening... Uhh, a time traveler comes from the future to kill MC and Rachael because his army of children create a vast interstellar empire that impregnates the women of millions of planets. But then MC fucks the time traveler—who is female—and she falls in love with him, gets pregnant, and gives him the information needed to ensure the future... actually, I'd love that as the new story direction, why the fuck not at this point. But we still haven't even gotten what was meant for last year.
Until then,
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