The current work in progress ending for Jenna is actually too cheesy, even by my romantic soft teddy bear heart standards. Jenna drops her guard and lets MC into her life. They end up casually dating, mostly just wrestle around the place, quick morning anal sessions, etc. But sometime between all the cuddling and pegging, they realize that they truly love and care for one other.
MC proposes to Jenna with a ring-pop because he can't afford a real ring on a part-time personal trainer income. They start a go-fund campaign to come up with the cash to host a modest classic church wedding. Jenna gets to wear the white dress her mother wore, one that Jenna's had an eye on ever since she was a little boy (we've only met post-surgery Jenna).
Sophie gets her ordination license because she's an important part of both of their lives (they fool around together all the time). Que the wedding bells, Jenna walks down the isle looking so beautiful in a hulk-esque way. She has a fresh tatoo on her ribcage that says "Avaron's Bitch" (Thanks Avaron for that $300 donation btw). Skip past them saying their vows, "you're not only my soulmate, but my bestfriend" yada-yada. You may now kiss the bride. Except Sophie says "Now Kith" because her and MC were watching a b-flick porno featuring Mike Tyson the night before. As MC and Jenna lean in to share their first kiss as man and wife- BOOM!
Everyone is instantly vaporized. For you see, the entire premise of this game was for you to stop North Korea from developing long-range nuclear missiles capable of reaching America. The clues were scattered throughout the game all along. You could have saved millions of innocent lives, but instead, you chose to be selfish and got your dick wet as often as possible. I hope you enjoyed your nuclear holocaust. Everyone you loved is dead. Only Walter survived as cockroaches do.
Shame on you, player.
Shame on you.
(Of course it's only a work in progress. I'll probably end up changing some details here and there, by the time the game is completed.)
