I think one of the things that bugs me the most is I don't get to call john out on his stupidity. When nicole is in the hospital and you choose the grocery store option and john says the dumbass thing of what grocery store is open at 6 a.m., I want to squint at him like he's fucking retarded, because he's fucking retarded, and say what decade do you think this is? Seriously, 24 hour grocery stores have been a thing for at least 20 years now. How out of touch are you, john?