Was that when the long lost sister that nobody knew existed came out of hiding with her BRUMBRUM BRUM BRUMBRUM CEKEY CEKEY BRUMBRUM or was it when the international spypimp (henceforth known as spymp) showed up with a fucking princess? I actually laughed out loud at that point, like what the actual fuck? The bumrum shit almost made me want to shoot myself also - 'I never had a sister but now I'm having dreams of a sister and wow what do you know there it is, weird how the adult that took me in knew absolutely nothing about it despite being friends of the family.' Not to worry, in comes duckfaced panda zoolander to tell us how awesome we are.
I mean I like the game but fuck some parts make me literally and metaphysically cringe so damned hard. It reads like a 13 year old guys puberty induced fever dream with a thick layer of hero complex slathered on top where every sentence is someone swooning over them, no joke. 'I know I hated you mr alligator, but now that I know you're my bumrum and I'm your cekey I can admit to myself that it was only my insecurity that caused it, I'm just sooo in love with you that I need to grind on your kneecaps until I squirt. Good thing you're so good with your kneecaps because only 2 swipes and I'm -I - I'M CUUUUUU' Oh bumrum, what have you done now. *insert Curb Your Enthusiasm theme*
Man, I didn't know I had that in me, I really do like the game. Like you said, it became a bit too much there.