- Apr 23, 2017
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Well, here is some ammo for you then. Patreon Vote count currently. Is that Dylan on Top? What???
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- Jul 20, 2017
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John Wick has accepted the contract to terminate Dylan
- Dec 30, 2018
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after playing dylan route several times he did remind me to professional soccer player named dybalaThere is no doubt in my mind that Dylan needs to be sent off to boarding school for "things" to happen.
I write this only because I am at a safe and secure location and Cold Brew is not my real name. I apologize if you thought otherwise. It is an alias...
Listen to me on this. this is important!
DYLAN is the source of all the cock blocking! He wants all of this to be about him. He is upset That the title of the game is perceived from his mothers point of view and not his. He is constantly nagging L&P give him more screen time. Just remember to the whole "push me on the swing mommy" fiasco as just one example. No Baccus its not about too many renders... it is spoiled Dylan fu'king with the script! He is actively trying to subvert everyone, All of you playing the game, Sophia, Ellie, and yes Liam too. Nobody on his list is getting any release. Recently, while chicken fighting dirty in the pool, Dylan came to a realization that Sam had gotten too close to the Holy Grail. Now Sam, sorry to say it... hold on... (grabbing tissue) ... No, not for that, you perverts! The tissue is for my eyes tearing up!... Good Sam, has been put on his list. I am tempted to digress further with examples of Dylan's cock blocking, but I can share them some other time.
The point is simply that Dylan has served his purpose, but now he has to be stopped. He is developing a psychological pathology that everyone he comes into contact with MUST be cock blocked. This is just becoming more apparent now. Example, when he asks himself if he wants to intervene or wait. In his mind he is Dr. Evil petting a mangy feline going on lengthy internal monologues on how he is going to cock block the individual in the future.
The little cub has to go so that Sophia can be free, so that we all can be free.
Maybe, just maybe, we can hope that Sophia is enlisting Dylan into the Cobra Kai Dojo and will become the permanent sparring dummy. Hey, this could be how he gets that "infamous" knock on the head that true dickheads get. Blissfully put into coma resulting in permanent amnesia! Win-Win.
Anyways, You can now hopefully see how potentially dangerous this is. He puts on this persona of that cute kid that plays soccer and has big dreams of doing his mom. We get distracted when we realize the mom is freaking SOPHIA PARKER!! HELLO!! But this little evil genius is really some kind of cock blocking super hero / villain in disguise a**hole. If he isn't stopped soon this could get real bad. If he is allowed to continue it can spread and all of F95 could be in serious peril. All could be lost. I'm just sayin...
- Sep 27, 2019
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Are you sure about that contract? because Dylan seems more like this hehehe:
For any of the others moving on Sophia...
For Amber's son...
For Aiden...
And even for Logan if needed...
For any of the others moving on Sophia...
For Amber's son...
For Aiden...
And even for Logan if needed...
- Jul 20, 2020
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I have no grind on others preferences. I am just pointing out Dylan isn't what you think he is. I don't intend to crush dreams here but I would suggest that Zack is more your guy for your T shirts and balloons.Yeah, that's what we feel about Ellie! She needs to be stopped and get sent to the boarding school!
Dylan character maybe a bit of an asshole. But he represents the whole of straight incest audience. So you're not just against him, you're against us! That's a fight you will never win!
My first impression of Ellie has changed. I understand her more now. What Dylan did was cruel but maybe this is part of Dylan's serving a purpose I was mentioning earlier. Events could have set her on her path as we see them. The clues are there you just have to follow them.
You probably never asked yourself why Ellie has what appears to be a brand new, never used, monster of a dildo on the top shelf of her wardrobe clear across the room opposite of her bed? Why you never seen her use it?
That's because Dylan cock blocked it. He dusted that bad boy with some pepper spray or mace that had fallen out of Patricia's purse. It was in the car they were picked up in at the airport. Dylan saved it for a future opportunity as he exited the car and Poor Ellie was severely traumatized by the experience. She hasn't touched the angry dildo after that nightmare. She really really wanted that monster for a long time. But Dylan found out about it. It really sucks that after she got it that she has some rare allergy to dildos. Poor girl is healthy and horny as hell for a reason. You got to cut that poor girl some slack.
- Apr 23, 2017
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You do know how to "Troll" I'll give you that, but...I have no grind on others preferences. I am just pointing out Dylan isn't what you think he is. I don't intend to crush dreams here but I would suggest that Zack is more your guy for your T shirts and balloons.
My first impression of Ellie has changed. I understand her more now. What Dylan did was cruel but maybe this is part of Dylan's serving a purpose I was mentioning earlier. Events could have set her on her path as we see them. The clues are there you just have to follow them.
You probably never asked yourself why Ellie has what appears to be a brand new, never used, monster of a dildo on the top shelf of her wardrobe clear across the room opposite of her bed? Why you never seen her use it?
That's because Dylan cock blocked it. He dusted that bad boy with some pepper spray or mace that had fallen out of Patricia's purse. It was in the car they were picked up in at the airport. Dylan saved it for a future opportunity as he exited the car and Poor Ellie was severely traumatized by the experience. She hasn't touched the angry dildo after that nightmare. She really really wanted that monster for a long time. But Dylan found out about it. It really sucks that after she got it that she has some rare allergy to dildos. Poor girl is healthy and horny as hell for a reason. You got to cut that poor girl some slack.
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- Dec 30, 2018
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Fuck off Ellie!!!I have no grind on others preferences. I am just pointing out Dylan isn't what you think he is. I don't intend to crush dreams here but I would suggest that Zack is more your guy for your T shirts and balloons.
My first impression of Ellie has changed. I understand her more now. What Dylan did was cruel but maybe this is part of Dylan's serving a purpose I was mentioning earlier. Events could have set her on her path as we see them. The clues are there you just have to follow them.
You probably never asked yourself why Ellie has what appears to be a brand new, never used, monster of a dildo on the top shelf of her wardrobe clear across the room opposite of her bed? Why you never seen her use it?
That's because Dylan cock blocked it. He dusted that bad boy with some pepper spray or mace that had fallen out of Patricia's purse. It was in the car they were picked up in at the airport. Dylan saved it for a future opportunity as he exited the car and Poor Ellie was severely traumatized by the experience. She hasn't touched the angry dildo after that nightmare. She really really wanted that monster for a long time. But Dylan found out about it. It really sucks that after she got it that she has some rare allergy to dildos. Poor girl is healthy and horny as hell for a reason. You got to cut that poor girl some slack.
- Jul 20, 2017
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- Dec 30, 2018
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You don't need to understand others' fetishes. You most probably can't and won't be able to anyway! I don't see how we're exactly a cuck for wanting him to bang his mum. You mean sam is cucking us? Well i hate that little shit tbh! I like NTR but i personally am on the bull side of it. So I wouldn't let him lay a finger on her. Hell not even her husband can touch her on my watch!
Also please avoid shaming people for having a fetish. You're on f95, home of all weird fetishes. Don't forget.
- Jan 7, 2020
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" any other dudes banging girls. I don't understand. " Thats generally known as "PORN" quite common nowerdays EVEN Girls banging girls sometimes (is that your bag?)
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- Jul 9, 2019
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Update from 1 month to 2 months, and then to 4 months (the amount of content remains unchanged... Get it ？)
- Jul 6, 2018
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I was hoping update will be released by 2nd half of next week so we may get here by weekend...
I want the update now..
- Mar 28, 2017
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Use the horse or dogs from third movie.Are you sure about that contract? because Dylan seems more like this hehehe:
For any of the others moving on Sophia...
For Amber's son...
For Aiden...
And even for Logan if needed...
Don't look at me.My support for the game is on even months.We are now at 9-th month of the year.