XaGnard

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Dylan hides the magazine 'MILF' in his room. He definitely won't want to fuck young girls. And Sam's sister is a lesbian. Patricia would laugh at him. Dylan has no options.
Even though it may be a little nit-picky, but there was also a magazine from "Barely Legal" in Dylan's soft porn collection.

And, even without this magazine, I don't think Dylan would turn down girls his age if there is a possibility. It seems to me that his efforts are directed at attractive females in general. Including his family circle and therefore also Patricia . ;)

Let's just wait 10 to 20 years, then we'll know.
 
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Habawa

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I'm eating healthy and exercising just to stay alive long enough to see Dylan fuck Sophia.
I should still have some 40-50 years left, barring accidents, plagues and jealous husbands.
I hope it will be enough...
interview in 2075 with a 100 year-old man:
interviewer: "what is your secret to live so long?"
man: "i just wanna see sophia fuck"
 

Cold brew

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Alright so if we are really gonna give an educated guess in terms of who Dylan will fuck at this moment, lets go down the scenarios.

Main woman for full filthy path route:
Sophia
Ellie OR
Emma

His "side hoes" in full filthy route:
Patricia
Marie

Main woman in board school:
Just Amber (I guess)

Good Wife path:
His hand I suppose

I don't see him banging woman like Nat or Claire, at most he'll probably just spy on Nat in the nude. As for threesomes I don't think Big D will get any and if he does (very unlikely) I'd argue it would be with Sophia and Patricia solely because of that small thing at the yoga event, but again its very unlikely.
Facts are clear. In game top 5...
1. His hand (How many times has he been caught already. Seriously!)
2. Pineapples (His secret crippling #2 fetish)
3. Mailboxes (They have slits and openings. They are everywhere. They are available.)
4. Amber (Sending him to boarding school = Pool fight possibilities)
5. Marie (... longshot after yoga)


Remember though, He has been wildly successful in fucking with others out of the game thus far.
Topping this list is...
1. Anyone interested in Sophia (This includes everyone in game and out)
2. The Update (Not getting his way. Nobody gets Sophia)
3. L&P (Feuding over who the protagonist is. Feuding over the script direction)
4. Donuts (fetish #1, Now banned from the set and all AWAM production facilities)
5. Pineapples (Crippling fetish #2)

Who Dylan most wants to fuck over next is...
1. Sam (Chicken Fight)
2. Sam (Jealousy. Now that Dylan thinks about it.. Sophia + Sam + water = They touch and hug)
3. Sam (Sophia listened to Sam's correct gaming advise. Not his.)
4. Sam (Suspicious that Sam is cutting the grass and hedges)
5. Sam (Trampoline incident and just about anything he can think of now)
Bonus pick
#6. Liam (Surely they never have sex... right? Must keep it that way)

Who is most likely to take Dylan down..
1. Emma
;)
 
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ancienregimele

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Dylan does not have a heterosexual style of behavior. He does nothing to court women, he is fixated solely on his mother. He's sitting on his mother's lap. Why? Because he wants to replace his mother. He subconsciously wants to take her place in life. Dylan pays Aiden. Because he subconsciously wants Aiden. He tries to tame it, instead of coming into conflict with it, like a male.

Dylan is a typical 'Puer Aeternus' - the Eternal Youth of Marie-Louise von Franz .
Well, that's one way to see him but for me he's more the 'peni obstructore proscriptionum....aeternus' of AWAM.
 
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roro

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I would not accuse L&P of lying per se, but of telling tall tales to gain more patrons slinking by on the fact that hotness is to a certain extent PoV. Personally I even expected the new pic to be this lame and never considered asking for it, unlike some other members. There is the precedent of the "First Big Teaser", which definitely was announced as hot and a great spoiler and what happened?
We got the pic of Sophia and Alyssa bumping into each other during shopping! A totally harmless and common event over the world, about as hot as a Magnum icecream fresh from the fridge. And the spoiler-effect was equally close to zero, nothing more than knowing Alyssa would be back again.
It should have been clear to all back then at the latest, that you cannot fully trust anything he says or take it with a whole cup of salt.

As for the new pic, while we can discuss how strongly it was advertised as hot in the end, the fact remains that L&P provenly massively exaggerated the spoiler content! So my argumentation still stands.
No it isn't.
You forgot to mention, again, that the exaggeration of the spoiler content (as you define it) has happened in a 30$ Patreons post only, which he asked not to share!

Same for the "whoops" teaser. I looked for it in his Patreon feed and could not find any reference to it as hot by L&P. You said it "definitely was announced as hot". Again, can you find this announcement?

And as for the spoiler effect of the last teaser, it already produced some interesting speculations, so let's give our final judgement about it when the update finaly arrive...
 

XaGnard

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Dylan does not have a heterosexual style of behavior. He does nothing to court women, he is fixated solely on his mother. He's sitting on his mother's lap. Why? Because he wants to replace his mother. He subconsciously wants to take her place in life. Dylan pays Aiden. Because he subconsciously wants Aiden. He tries to tame it, instead of coming into conflict with it, like a male.

Dylan is a typical 'Puer Aeternus' - the Eternal Youth of Marie-Louise von Franz .

Well, Dylan would be the first gay who jerks off over naked women ... :ROFLMAO:

Day18_14_352_Dylan_looks_at_Claire_and_faps_as_hell.jpg
 

ashitanojoe

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I had a nightmare last night, I dreamed that I was Randy Marsh playing 'chasing the dragon' because of this thread.


- Hang on, I almost get the update
- You don't ever get the update.
 
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Qixoni

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The update is schedule for next month right?
I will probably die of old age without seeing the ending of this game.
LP must be great friends with ICSTOR. He must have been asking him advice on how to do nothing and be rich still.
 

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kevin19997 said:
boys/girls only 1 more month to go and we get our first and only update this year, im so fkn hyped! this will be the best 10 minutes gameplay i´ve this year!
kevin19997, I guess you're wrong twice! Firstly, the update will be released in 15 days, and secondly, this year there will definitely be 2 updates, and possibly 3. L&P always makes a gift for the New Year.

Would be great if that happens, Bane, I really mean this! But there is a German saying which would translate roughly as "Don´t praise the day before the evening", meaning in this case only when the update(s) finally are released we can be sure it will happen. L&P belittled bayrischman quite badly when he predicted months ago that L&P would delay even the delay, so to speak. And now, it happened exactly like bayrischman said, several delays of the update and no release before June.
(Achtung, Sarcasm) We should hope that L&P has no house pets, else they might eat the script or the USB-Stick the translated script is on.
We say "don't count your chickens until they are hatched". But I like Bane's optimism.:)
 

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kevin19997, I guess you're wrong twice! Firstly, the update will be released in 15 days, and secondly, this year there will definitely be 2 updates, and possibly 3. L&P always makes a gift for the New Year.


We say "don't count your chickens until they are hatched". But I like Bane's optimism.:)
0.130 release: Between June 12 and June 15
 
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