Gogo1236

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Man, what kind of degenerates fight over characters in a "porn" game? I see constant bickering about Dylan v/s Sam on this thread. Both of them are as important to the story as Sophia. Some of you guys really need to find some hobbies or something better to do with your time:ROFLMAO:.
 

Boobybooba69

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Man, what kind of degenerates fight over characters in a "porn" game? I see constant bickering about Dylan v/s Sam on this thread. Both of them are as important to the story as Sophia. Some of you guys really need to find some hobbies or something better to do with your time:ROFLMAO:.
You need someone to punish you harder :cool:
 
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Lust & nipple

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Man, what kind of degenerates fight over characters in a "porn" game? I see constant bickering about Dylan v/s Sam on this thread. Both of them are as important to the story as Sophia. Some of you guys really need to find some hobbies or something better to do with your time:ROFLMAO:.
You know, there have been stories where people from this forum meet in real life and it becomes tv crime news, this is serious shit, people are ready to beat the shit out of each other
 

AbdelAdrian

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Man, what kind of degenerates fight over characters in a "porn" game? I see constant bickering about Dylan v/s Sam on this thread. Both of them are as important to the story as Sophia. Some of you guys really need to find some hobbies or something better to do with your time:ROFLMAO:.
You know, there have been stories where people from this forum meet in real life and it becomes tv crime news, this is serious shit, people are ready to beat the shit out of each other
I am starting to suspect that this is not about Sophia :unsure: and she's the least important :cry:
Some admirers want to see Dylan's peepee, others Sam's peepee :LOL:
Love has many names and walks in strange paths :LOL:
 

Old Dog

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Were you expecting a miracle to happen?
Gave up on that after 3 years :ROFLMAO:
He does need to cut the amount of characters he has in the game no matter what his patrons say as it is his game not theres so bite the bullet L&P and reduce characters.
He could just have family members/school/nieghbours as just droping the two side jobs is not enough.
 
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Mars88

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I don't know if he's really stupid, or just pretending to be stupid, or if he's a genius manipulator who takes advantage of idiots. He deleted Emma's storyline: "Wow, what progress." When you posted the poll, I almost cried because of how many unpopular useless characters there are, but LP refuses to remove them. Guys who ask him questions, you can show him the numbers and calculations and ask him one fucking question: How does at the current pace of development with so many characters and storylines, he plan to end his game. Not in a parallel universe, not in a fairy-tale world, not in the afterlife, not in his twisted mind, but in real life, where there are 24 hours a day and 365 days a year. I'd be interested in reading the crap he writes.
 
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crabboid

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Would you be mad if I told you that his vote increased by one thanks to your hex? :ROFLMAO:
Man, you act fast. I edited that within a few minutes, when I got to thinking about it, and realized that it came off way more harshly than I meant for it to, but when you grow antlers in a few years, you'll know why.

Man, what kind of degenerates fight over characters in a "porn" game? I see constant bickering about Dylan v/s Sam on this thread. Both of them are as important to the story as Sophia. Some of you guys really need to find some hobbies or something better to do with your time:ROFLMAO:.
The same kind of degenerates who post regularly in a porn game forum. Don't take it too seriously, it's like Coke vs Pepsi, or DC vs Marvel, or Donald vs Daffy. All in fun.
 
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Old Dog

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I don't know if he's really stupid, or just pretending to be stupid, or if he's a genius manipulator who takes advantage of idiots. He deleted Emma's storyline: "Wow, what progress." When you posted the poll, I almost cried because of how many unpopular useless characters there are, but LP refuses to remove them. Guys who ask him questions, you can show him the numbers and calculations and ask him one fucking question: How does at the current pace of development with so many characters and storylines, he plan to end his game. Not in a parallel universe, not in a fairy tale world, not in the afterlife the world, not in his twisted mind, but in real life, where there are 24 hours a day and 365 days a year. I'd be interested in reading the crap he writes.
Stubborn and blinkered.
The last tme I wrote something like this one of his supporters reported me to him.
Love ya L&P
 

rAmSiMaL

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I don't know if he's really stupid, or just pretending to be stupid, or if he's a genius manipulator who takes advantage of idiots. He deleted Emma's storyline: "Wow, what progress." When you posted the poll, I almost cried because of how many unpopular useless characters there are, but LP refuses to remove them. Guys who ask him questions, you can show him the numbers and calculations and ask him one fucking question: How does at the current pace of development with so many characters and storylines, he plan to end his game. Not in a parallel universe, not in a fairy-tale world, not in the afterlife, not in his twisted mind, but in real life, where there are 24 hours a day and 365 days a year. I'd be interested in reading the crap he writes.
Most people here and on LP’s Patreon page have come to terms with the idea that this game will never end… I mean we will never get to PD30 and we are just going through events hoping that at some point we will see a proper fuck scene with Sophia Parker…

LP’s capacity is 2000 - 3000 renders per year. For each PD he uses 6000 - 9000.

There are only two options:
- Either adapt your story to your capacity or
- Adapt your capacity to the story…
 

Vigeous

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Gave up on that after 3 years :ROFLMAO:
He does need to cut the amount of characters he has in the game no matter what his patrons say as it is his game not theres so bite the bullet L&P and reduce characters.
He could just have family members/school/nieghbours as just droping the two side jobs is not enough.
Having more characters doesn't mean he needs to develop them. Just get Sophia corrupted for her to allow all of their advances. We have a lot of female MC games that have +20 male characters and they are doing well.
 

palmtrees89

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I don't know if he's really stupid, or just pretending to be stupid, or if he's a genius manipulator who takes advantage of idiots. He deleted Emma's storyline: "Wow, what progress." When you posted the poll, I almost cried because of how many unpopular useless characters there are, but LP refuses to remove them. Guys who ask him questions, you can show him the numbers and calculations and ask him one fucking question: How does at the current pace of development with so many characters and storylines, he plan to end his game. Not in a parallel universe, not in a fairy-tale world, not in the afterlife, not in his twisted mind, but in real life, where there are 24 hours a day and 365 days a year. I'd be interested in reading the crap he writes.
He'd say the same thing he's saying for years.

For about 5 years, pretty much every year;
"I already got ideas and plans to speed up development."
"This year I'll hire an artist/writer/editor." (pick one)

Add to that his ancient Patreon goals which I believe are long gone. These goals would indicate how many patrons he needs in order to do something to help the development. The first couple of goals involved him spending more time on development, then quitting college courses to work full-time, followed by goals to hire people to speed up development. He's reached these patron-goals years ago, but not once has he done anything.

Now, if you ever ask him directly about any of the stuff above, he'll tell you that he can't find someone to work with him or that he doesn't have the money to hire someone, just to repeat the same crap about hiring someone right after. Keep in mind that's coming from a guy who makes somewhere between ~$15.000-$20.000 a month, and judging by the amount of high-tier supporters (which one can look up) it's fair to assume he's on the higher end.

His latest statements in regards to the development (2023) have been this if I remember correctly;
"I'll release the game on Steam to build a little team with the money, cutting development time in half."
"After PD13 I'll take a break to work on a Disney-level trailer for AWAM and release the game on Steam."

"Disney-level" wasn't the exact wording he's used, but it was basically on the same level of...well, being delusional and full of himself. Can't remember the word he's used tho. Now, PD13 was finished on January 6th, and instead of doing anything he went and did a new model of Sophia, which was a complete waste of time apart from dismissing his "plans" for Steam entirely. But you know, after so many years of straight up lies, this is to be expected.

Some of the older regulars in here aswell as AWAM's offtopic-thread call it the "Festival of Bullshit". Atleast once a year you'll get to witness something so ridiculous from L&P that this description came to life.

Cheers!
 
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