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I am not surprised At all..
Well Shucks.... She gives you desert and your not happy cuz you dont get to finish your joke?
I am quite sure your Gf aint with you for the size of your body as she is the size of your heart.
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I think it was more because I spent about a year pestering her until she caved in but yeah, lets go with the heart thing.
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I don't know if i've mentioned there is just a tiny age gap between me and my girlfriend.I can't imagine you pestering anyone, surely not?
Her dob is in my username and mine is 18 years later. She thought I was looking for a quick fling with a cougar and it took some convincing otherwise. Now we've been together nearly 4 years.
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You mentioned an age gap, but not how many years it is, same as between me and my youngest brother, same years too!
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Nothing wrong with Finding Love, Age is just a number, as long as the core of what your after is there, Who gives a Damn...
If anything it might be an arm candy thing...
Plus the Real Deal.
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74 +18You mentioned an age gap, but not how many years it is, same as between me and my youngest brother, same years too!
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Perfect age if you ask me. It's about the same gap my Gf's and I have. Apparently, they like older bearded guys. And I am happy to oblige. Beard and all.
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Gf's plural. More than one. And to answer your question. Sometimes they do have sisters. I'm not the type to say no to keeping it in the family. I oblige.
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Yeah, especially nowadays. 2019 is so hard to get a woman or something else. It takes me exactly 30 seconds, to find a date nearby, or a one night stand. If only apps existed, or sites like Locanto with actual people in my area, in every single province in Canada. Oh well, shame indeed. I guess I'll stick to lies for now. Make me feel better you know.
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Some people in order to feel better about themselves, have to attempt to accuse others of what they do themselves?
Or is it that those same people are not that good at attracting girls?
Which is it..? I am curious.
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Well alright then good to see you being urself then.Probably both..don't lie and just be yourself everyone
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I don't care what path wins since my girl Melissa is in it I'm happy
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This man makes a great point. Someone give him a drink. However, your girl? I'd be careful with such statements. It's dangerous around here to use those words... Especially where Melissa is concerned. People have gone missing lately, I wonder why.
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Okay. Before people ask, who's booty is that on your profile pic. First things first. It belongs to me. With that out of the way! It's Alison's sunkissed booty." Coming soon to an F95 page near you.
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I can neither confirm nor deny my involvement in any disappearances connected with mistress.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I ran out chloroform yesterday.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I ran out chloroform yesterday.
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Seen this coming a mile away. *Steps away slowly*