RPGM Ballad of Outstanding Bimbo Sorcery [v0.09] [Screwthename]

[AlexTorch]

Can you imagine guys having balls as big as those breasts? They be cutting them off, how would they walk? Good luck finding pants that will fit. Same case for the women. Hope the game goes well but I can not get past those sorry to say.

Oh yeah....imagine living in a world where he have elves, orcs, goblins, and that you can make you dick big as an elephant dick and you can repair your trousers by magic....dude, is a game, if you don't like the art is ok, everyone have your own taste, but you must understand that is A GAME, physics don't work there, you look like those guys at patreon that keep fucking every single dev because they can't difference between real life and a game, disliking a artstile of a developer and how he makes the history is one thing, try to put real life stuff in a porn game about a dude that can morph his and others body is another.

 

[Screwthename]

Hello everyone !
Well, this have been a pretty shitty release, but I'm glad you still enjoyed it, let me clear it up : I fucked up. I relased the game for my suscribers a few hours before public release, and someone pointed out a bug. So I went to fix it before public release and made a small playtest to see if everything was alright. But when I deployed it, I forgot to go back to the place you're supposed to start, and let you begin in the area where I need to fix the bug.
In short : the place where the game started isn't where it's supposed to start... That's why the start might seem really weird... And that came up with some smalls bugs too, consequences of that error.
Anyway, I reuploaded it, so it should be fixed now. But I feel really stupid for this...

And thanks for your enthusiasm , I'm glad you're liking it !
Now, for some answer !

As a fan of stupid proportions, this is a pretty fun idea for a game. First release is alright but kinda short. I do have a couple of notes though.

The font is really difficult to read, Id consider changing it to something thats easier on the eyes.
Starting location is confusing and you cant seem to go back there after leaving.
I think you should consider a different title. The current one is odd and doesnt really sound great. Even something boring like "Sexmorphia" or "Tales of the Sexomancer" would be better in my opinion.

That being said im very happy that this game exists and I look forward to further updates. Game reminds me a lot of Terminal Desires, which I love.

Thanks !
Hum, it's true that the font can be a pain. I wanted to have one that looked medieval by still being readable. I'll might change it in the future.
For the starting location, you have your explanation, it's because it's not the starting location.
Yeah, I'm still not sure about the title, but I don't want to have someting too classic. I'll probably try to find something better.

let make futa optional but love the game right now im bline to where to fine a pickaxe and save the elf mother XD pls help

Since you can skip scene, you'll be able to avoid futa if you don't want to ! But I don't think i'll just make a option where no futa appears, it would be too much work (and people will demand the same for other fetishes, and I'll end up taking twice the time for things that aren't a problem for me and most people)

That changelog description is bloody golden. "It's a real game now!" Instantly had Pinocchio flashbacks.

Okay, now it's a real game, with a proper start xD

you can't save the elf mom on this version?

Nope. I initially planned to add it in the first version, but that would require a lot more work and time, so I decided to just have a small cliffhanger here, and leave the fight with the ogre for the next version.

mega download is not available.

Yeah, i deleted it seeing the problem with the version. The new one is working, and leading to the fixed version

Here Comes the Messer [v0.01] [Screwthename] - Compressed

Original PC Size: 960.71 MB
Compressed PC Size: 186.9 MB MEGA

This compression is unofficial and may break the game.

Thanks for the compression ! But since that version was problematic, can I ask you to make a new one ? Sorry for the troubles ^^'

I'll try to be around to answer question, in the meantime, thanks for the support !

 

[AlexTorch]

screwthename if i have a save in the older version, i need to start over?

 

[Ikarius]

Thanks for the compression ! But since that version was problematic, can I ask you to make a new one ? Sorry for the troubles ^^'

I'll try to be around to answer question, in the meantime, thanks for the support !

What do you mean? Problems?

 

[Screwthename]

screwthename if i have a save in the older version, i need to start over?

Well, it's as you want, the thing that will change will mainly be the start, but the rest of the game won't change So if you wan to see how the game was supposed to begin, give it a try yes ^^ But don't expect a lot more content ^^'

What do you mean? Problems?

I uploaded a fucked up version where you don't start at the right position, making the beginning of the game completly weird (since it's not supposed to be the beginning).

 

[AlexTorch]

Well, it's as you want, the thing that will change will mainly be the start, but the rest of the game won't change So if you wan to see how the game was supposed to begin, give it a try yes ^^ But don't expect a lot more content ^^'

Well, in the older version after that start, i walked to the big tree (where now the game start) and got the "real start" so i guess i got both of them (also there is no way to go back in that dungeon right?). So i guess so far i will keep my old saves (since there was no bug nor big changes), and also my character is already lv 5. Also i must say, i loved the joke about the stone, good jokes are always a big plus to me, now we just need one attack where he throw that stone, and he said "i told that stone could be useful".

 

[Screwthename]

About the dungeon, yes you can acess it, but it's a hidden quest. It was supposed to be a secret place, but I kinda blew it xD And I love the throwing stone idea, might add it xD

 

[ponk01]

About the dungeon, yes you can acess it, but it's a hidden quest. It was supposed to be a secret place, but I kinda blew it xD And I love the throwing stone idea, might add it xD

given to the genre of the game you can't keep the girl to yourself i suppose ? there is a lot of sharing, cheating,etc..... right ?
and you can't avoid it ? at best you can skip it but it's still happen ?

thanks

good night.

 

[jackeasy]

About the dungeon, yes you can acess it, but it's a hidden quest. It was supposed to be a secret place, but I kinda blew it xD And I love the throwing stone idea, might add it xD

Haven't played the game yet. Reading the replies through the thread, specifically your comments, gives me confidence that I'll enjoy it. I would encourage you to maintain the level of enthusiasm you've shown, and a nurturing level of self-criticism going forward. Too many promising games die from dev burnout, and I have no doubt that devs being too hard on themselves is the cause of a lot of it.

 

[AlexTorch]

given to the genre of the game you can't keep the girl to yourself i suppose ? there is a lot of sharing, cheating,etc..... right ?
and you can't avoid it ? at best you can skip it but it's still happen ?
thanks
good night.

So far you can avoid yes, for example, the second scene of the game, the elf is getting "raped" by 3 goblins (she wanted), so you have 3 options, give them bigger dicks, just watch, or go and save the day, for the male fights, you can make them fuck the elf or just kick their asses (normal rpgmaker fight), the only one that you cannot do anything so far is the mother of the elf, but yeah, i'm not a fan of sharing or seeing anyone that isn't the mc in the fun, so the dev giving us the choice is what makes this game great. About keeping the girl for youself Illonia (the elf) said that she don't want anything serius with the mc, just fuck buddies, but who knows , is 0.01, maybe her mother can change her mind (and she will the one that have the idea of harem).

 

[whitecode]

Ah, unrealistic body proportions, as a man of fetishes, I'm totally fine with it
But I'll quietly wait for pregnancy in this little corner here

 

[Screwthename]

given to the genre of the game you can't keep the girl to yourself i suppose ? there is a lot of sharing, cheating,etc..... right ?
and you can't avoid it ? at best you can skip it but it's still happen ?

Well, I am indeed not a fan of "just the MC having fun". I know a lot of people just like to project themselves as the MC, and so they want to keep all the girls for themselves, but that's not my case. I just like seeing good scenes with warious characters, that allow for a lot of various situations. So I don't care of who fucks who, as long as there's a cool scene in it and all the characters enjoy it. I don't really consider it like cheating or NTR, since all the characters are completly fine with it. They like to fuck, and respect the fact that everyone like that, that's all.
But still I try to give a lot of content with the MC (the scene with the goblins wasn't supposed to have an intervention of the MC at first, but I added it, knowing lots of people would love it), so you guys can enjoy it. But don't expect to have all the girls deciding that they only want to fuck the MC, because it's just not what's gonna happen ^^ So yeah, you can skip it, and can avoid all the combat scenes inculding it, since you're the one casting the spells

Haven't played the game yet. Reading the replies through the thread, specifically your comments, gives me confidence that I'll enjoy it. I would encourage you to maintain the level of enthusiasm you've shown, and a nurturing level of self-criticism going forward. Too many promising games die from dev burnout, and I have no doubt that devs being too hard on themselves is the cause of a lot of it.

Thanks !I hope you'll enjoy it ! I try to be open to what people say, and I'm always thinking of how to make it better. But still working at my rythm though, even if I already spent A LOT of time into this (started the project six month ago), I really enjoyed it. I'm pretty sure I'll be able to manage myself and not die from owerking

So far you can avoid yes, for example, the second scene of the game, the elf is getting "raped" by 3 goblins (she wanted), so you have 3 options, give them bigger dicks, just watch, or go and save the day, for the male fights, you can make them fuck the elf or just kick their asses (normal rpgmaker fight), the only one that you cannot do anything so far is the mother of the elf, but yeah, i'm not a fan of sharing or seeing anyone that isn't the mc in the fun, so the dev giving us the choice is what makes this game great. About keeping the girl for youself Illonia (the elf) said that she don't want anything serius with the mc, just fuck buddies, but who knows , is 0.01, maybe her mother can change her mind (and she will the one that have the idea of harem).

Well, like I said just before, there will be sharing. But of course, you'll have plenty of fun the the mother once you rescued her

Ah, unrealistic body proportions, as a man of fetishes, I'm totally fine with it
But I'll quietly wait for pregnancy in this little corner here

Yeah, sadly there are too few good games with these kinds of proportion, so I decided to make my own ^^ As for the pregnancy, it won't happen before some time sadly, due to the way I need to implement it. Because since you can skip days as you want, I want to add the full cycle in one update, so you don't have Illonia stuck at a certain point in pregnancy, even if you decided to pass 1 full year sleeping I have an idea for a small story arc that should go until 0.04, and after that I'll add a big update solely based on pregnancy

 

[AlexTorch]

Well, like I said just before, there will be sharing. But of course, you'll have plenty of fun the the mother once you rescued her

Well, i'm both happy and sad at same time...happy for the mother, sad for sharing, but in the end, is your game, and is what make you, the dev happy.

 

[tetsab]

this game is promising, amazing so far, i wish you good luck, creator, don't feel pressured also, everything you will add will be worth the wait, thank you

 

[ponk01]

Well, I am indeed not a fan of "just the MC having fun". I know a lot of people just like to project themselves as the MC, and so they want to keep all the girls for themselves, but that's not my case. I just like seeing good scenes with warious characters, that allow for a lot of various situations. So I don't care of who fucks who, as long as there's a cool scene in it and all the characters enjoy it. I don't really consider it like cheating or NTR, since all the characters are completly fine with it. They like to fuck, and respect the fact that everyone like that, that's all.
But still I try to give a lot of content with the MC (the scene with the goblins wasn't supposed to have an intervention of the MC at first, but I added it, knowing lots of people would love it), so you guys can enjoy it. But don't expect to have all the girls deciding that they only want to fuck the MC, because it's just not what's gonna happen ^^ So yeah, you can skip it, and can avoid all the combat scenes inculding it, since you're the one casting the spells


Thanks !I hope you'll enjoy it ! I try to be open to what people say, and I'm always thinking of how to make it better. But still working at my rythm though, even if I already spent A LOT of time into this (started the project six month ago), I really enjoyed it. I'm pretty sure I'll be able to manage myself and not die from owerking


Well, like I said just before, there will be sharing. But of course, you'll have plenty of fun the the mother once you rescued her


Yeah, sadly there are too few good games with these kinds of proportion, so I decided to make my own ^^ As for the pregnancy, it won't happen before some time sadly, due to the way I need to implement it. Because since you can skip days as you want, I want to add the full cycle in one update, so you don't have Illonia stuck at a certain point in pregnancy, even if you decided to pass 1 full year sleeping I have an idea for a small story arc that should go until 0.04, and after that I'll add a big update solely based on pregnancy

hi screwthename thanks for your answers.
i don't have high hope on the answers given you are not a fan of "just the MC having fun"
but i drop this suggestion there : maybe there can be a path where as a sexmancer he choose
to be the best sexmancer and become the most sex skilled person in the world become
some sort of "king of sex" or the "harem king" .
and due to that the girl don't see anymore the interest to go "elsewhere" due to the fact
that they are going to have a less enjoyable experience.

or something like that.

thank and sorry to make you lose your time.

have a good day.

 

[ponk01]

hi again (sorry), I just saw that in the synopsis "But in the end, only you can really decide who will be part of the fun."
i'm very confused given your position on "just the MC having fun".

have a good day.

 

[Screwthename]

Yeah, true ! Well, we'll see where this goes actually, if people want different path or not I'll probably make polls for that in suscribestar. If enough people want to have a classic path, I might do it as an option

 

[ponk01]

Yeah, true ! Well, we'll see where this goes actually, if people want different path or not I'll probably make polls for that in suscribestar. If enough people want to have a classic path, I might do it as an option

yay !!!! finger crossed !!

 

[Dragon1Warrior123]

Absolutely love this! Might even throw you a couple of bucks when I manage to enable online transactions for my card!

Ignore the comments about boobs too big, they are thinking small hehe

And also can't wait for the pregnancy release!

 

[fanevagabontul]

where can i find a pickaxe?