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"Epilogue :That could be an early ending. Or they could still be accepted, but because of something else, later.
"You failed. You tried being a DIK, but it just seemed like the whole world was against you. Resigned to a life of mediocrity, you returned home in failure. Your dad, Super-Dad, tried to cheer you up, and it worked, for a day. Then the next morning he slipped getting out of the shower and smashed his head open on that hideous toilet you guys had in the bathroom, killing himself instantly. Unable to pay for the funeral, or even basic living expenses, you were forced to return to the minimart and literally beg on your hands and knees for your old job back. Unfortunately you drew a bunch of cocks on Steve's "Employee of the month" picture before quitting the first time, so while they did take you back, you never rose above the rank of "Toilet cleaning stock bitch", and spent the rest of your short life working for Steve the Douche, eventually opting for suicide."
Congratulations, you reached Bad End #1
Try playing again to reach one of the other endings, and maybe don't suck so fucking hard this time you, abysmal failure.
Thanks for playing!
Dr. PinkCake."
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