Lostanddamned

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That is good to know. You know a lot about these tattoos, are you russian, btw?
Maybe dpc will make something where the mafia people cuts his big dick off, and he can't be with any girl anymore. Leaving he to be only the father of whoever is pregnant's child. So he will live an unhappy life. That is something DPC would do.
No I'm not Russian, but I'm from an Eastern Bloc country and was alive during the last years of Communism in my country, a time in which you encountered these wannabes that claimed that they did time in a Siberian prison. Besides I had a couple of work trips to Russia and it's something that I studied beforehand, just in case to have some info about how to recognize different kinds of people.

That's very insightful. I mean till now not much was going on so this could be the way the story takes off. I think it could explain a few plot points as well.
Don't delve into it too much. I doubt DPC knows the meaning of his tattoos (no matter how much he claims he studies stuff beforehand and then proceeds to write the most retarded loan story ever). He could have thought that these assets look cool and just decided to use them.

On the contrary if she drinks like that NO DICKs should have problem with her... here's to the new seafood buffet ! ;) :p :ROFLMAO:
Inb4, the very first day Zoey shows up at B&R and the first thing she does is jumping on King Magnar's 15-inch Scandinavian dick. Then she proceeds to fall in love with the elephant dick. :Kappa:
 

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Inb4, the very first day Zoey shows up at B&R and the first thing she does is jumping on King Magnar's 15-inch Scandinavian dick. Then she proceeds to fall in love with the elephant dick. :Kappa:
wtfm.jpeg WTF is this " King Magnar " and his " Elephant dick " ??? :oops: :oops: :oops: :p :LOL: :ROFLMAO::KEK:
Comrade @Coinzell uses that as a mouthwash to start the day off. Then he eats some cheeki breeki chebureki and proceeds with his daily gopnik objectives. :KEK:
3 litres ? :eek: Some breath he must have... before and after as well :LOL::ROFLMAO::KEK:
 
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Inb4, the very first day Zoey shows up at B&R and the first thing she does is jumping on King Magnar's 15-inch Scandinavian dick. Then she proceeds to fall in love with the elephant dick. :Kappa:
Hell maybe Ashley's preggers with the jocks kid [Allan Adam?] And Zoey Gunna be Derek's new bu lol.
 
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sixart

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Hell maybe Ashley's preggers with the jocks kid [Allan Adam?] And Zoey Gunna be Derek's new bu lol.
Anthony you mean... but who cares actually... sooo question is : Are the characters in this game underage ??? :oops: :p Coz if not I don't understand the drama... actions have consequences... birds and bees and all that bullshit... so whoever got knocked up ( unless got raped ) got what she deserved... helping hand can be given but still this is the whoevers shit to work it out ! :KEK:

Poor Derek... I have no ill will towards this bonker :LOL: So I'd stop the progress whatever these two might have in mind... Literally there are tons of better choices for Derek than hooking up with the MCs ex... by no means would I stand by just to see he get's dragged down to this whatever hippie lifestyle Zoey has :unsure::whistle:

This is what the perfect male specimen looks like, you may not like it, but there's nothing you can do about it. :Kappa:

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1621025_monkey-pissed.gif I think this is in order now...
1666121_happy-easter-smigus-dyngus.gif :KEK:
All better now ? :unsure::p:KEK:
 
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Lostanddamned

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I'm not sad... :WaitWhat: SAD ??? :oops::oops::oops: ( Just like DPC when reading upon dalli_x -s theories... WTF??? :eek: ) :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

I'm just a down to earth type and not into this superlative BS :LOL::ROFLMAO::KEK:
The only way I can help you is for you to want to help yourself. Just accept our King Magnar in your heart and you will feel exalted. :Kappa:

What if DPC uses dalli_x and Warscared theories as an inspiration while writing though. :unsure: I've even heard that both were an inspiration for J. D. Salinger while he was writing The Catcher in the Rye. :KEK:
 

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Well at least King Magnar is a standup guy and lets you have fun for the first portion of Being A Dik. After you lay it down on nerd girl. He's gunna strike back and take your entire harem. Sad days.
 
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The only way I can help you is for you to want to help yourself. Just accept our King Magnar in your heart and you will feel exalted. :Kappa:

What if DPC uses dalli_x and Warscared theories as an inspiration while writing though. :unsure: I've even heard that both were an inspiration for J. D. Salinger while he was writing The Catcher in the Rye. :KEK:
I got no problems with MAGNAR but with these superlatives :KEK: ehh who cares ! giphy.gif :LOL:

We got a timeslip problem here... :LOL: It's complicated so I just give it a rest :p:KEK:
 
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. sooo question is : Are the characters in this game underage ??? :oops: :p Coz if not I don't understand the drama... actions have consequences... birds and bees and all that bullshit... so whoever get knocked up ( unless got raped ) got what she deserved...
What *they* deserved, you mean. A kid has a father as well as a mother. Both have to deal with it.
 

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Sure it is possible. It would also carry the narrative weight of a single down feather. Other than Jamie and perhaps Leon does anybody really care if Dany procreates?
True, although regarding the pregnancy test, there isn't anything stopping DPC from including an 'if then else' condition to make it work whether you creampied or not, but really that seems like much more work than necessary in the story. After all the trouble DPC went through to narrow things down in ep. 8, a branch like that is quite the can of worms to open. I just hope he isn't trying to insert some kind of abortion dilemma choice into the story for a little more drama. I'd find that sort of thing annoying in a porn game, however realistic it may be.

P.S. I haven't myself checked, but I heard someone say they looked at the code and they found nothing that keeps track your creampies. :unsure:

you remind me of college students bitching about decolonizing their minds while using smartphones... you bitch about the technology skills and art that allows you to fap!

i understand that meticulous stuff is boring for most but due remember its those that master their craft by putting in the hard boring work that allow you to have a fucking photo camera an instant sms device a recording machine for both images and sound a radio a music player and whatever the fuck they can come up on the palm of your hand

and as an added bonus you can also use it as a landline to call your mom and tell her you are ok and you love her, you ungratefull *********!
Smartphones, cameras, sms, what the hell are you on about now? You make as much sense as your bungled name does. You know scared = afraid. I think you meant to type war scarred. Either way you fucked it up. :ROFLMAO:

Why such hate on poor maggot Brother
Indeed, it is dark times at B&R. The fellowship of DIK is breaking, it has already begun. He will try to take the harem, you know of whom I speak. One by one the DIK will destroy them.
 
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