So... That was a slog... 100s of posts of one big whine fest. I'm glad this is a kids' site, imagine how embarrassing it would be for a bunch of grown ass men and women to be crying that their porn game isn't coming out fast enough... Excuse me, what? It's not a kids' site? Oh... Um... Sorry?
Still, the whine fest was somewhat saved by the Ginger Wars. For the record,
Dark Silence, your "jokes" are, objectively speaking, kinda shit...
So yeah, game's gonna take a while... If y'all haven't worked it out yet, animations are DPC's new thing. The guys lost it, it's happened. And it's not about milking, it's about ego. DPC's an egomaniac, we've known that for a long time. But here's the clincher:
Code:
label ep9_intro_label:
show screen ep9_snow_screen
scene bg anim_intro_ep9 movie with fade
if persistent.seen_cutscene_ep9[0]:
$ renpy.pause(64.67)
elif True:
$ _skipping = False
$ renpy.pause(64.67, hard=True)
$ _skipping = True
$ persistent.seen_cutscene_ep9[0] = True
Do you know what that means? It means the mad doctor deliberately forces everyone to sit and watch the entire Halloween opening animation for the first time they play it. That's 64.67 seconds of pointless bullshit that DPC wants you to see because it's just
sooo good.
It's a vanity project. Good thing it's a pretty fucking good one (long-ass, totally unnecessary non-lewd animations aside).
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He's on a winning formula, so it'd be pretty crazy to change his system. He just needs to lay off the long-ass animations that literally take weeks to render!
Episode 9 was the worst episode for me, but it's still better than most other games here. A while ago I played the entire game again, and episode 9 isn't a problem at all, at least now that I know not to expect more story after the Halloween party.
That, or she's pregnant and has taken a leave of absence for a few episodes!