Well, in the two weeks leading up to the episode 10 release, I figured I’d take a break and try out
College Kings, another frat-based AVN about a boy with a magic cock who rawdogs every girl he meets, plus college-themed storylines to take up the bulk of our time and make us feel like we’re not
entirely watching hardcore porn. Cuz there’s drama! And feelings! And girls we actually
care about, because that’ll make the upcoming anal bondage threeways so much hotter.
And… yeah, I’ll drop the sarcasm now. It’s not a bad game. But its developer
really doesn’t like seeing it compared with
Being a DIK, because it’s pretty good, but BaDIK is admittedly on a whole other level. Yeah, we had to wait a whole fucking year for an update, but I’ve gone through the new chapter nine times now and I’m happy with it so far.
Well,
almost. And I’m sure some of you are irritated by it too: After
the MC tells Josy he still thinks about her all the time at the Halloween party, and then she tells him she’s still crushing on him in her pillow fort, and he INEXPLICABLY TELLS HER HE’S OVER HER. What the fuck?
Okay, gotta update this rant as I’ve since played some paths where that doesn’t happen—
they’re both into each other and confess it to one another, but of course he’s not gonna jump her bones now that he knows and likes Maya. That makes sense. But in a number of timelines, even though
I had him tell both Josy and Derek he’s still into her, even though she gets a montage when Tremolo has to choose a love interest in episode 8, he cockblocks himself in the pillow fort, and Josy’s miserable about it for the rest of the episode. I’m not sure whether it has to do with his DIK status, although those who can hack the game’s code will certainly find out.
Clearly DPC knows there’s a contingent of fans who
really want to see
Josy and Maya separate, with Tremolo getting with either one or the other, and most of the folks on this forum appear to lean towards Josy. But he’s decided, “Nope, you either settle for the love interests as I’ve presented them, or fuck you.” Ugh. Well it
is his story to tell, but right now I’m as irritated by our storyteller as Sally was with Magnar when Tremolo got to become the Ice King.
Aw well, it’s
still better than College Kings’ ridiculous episode where suddenly they become TV cop show detectives.
Which path did I go down first? Duh, the Josy ’n Maya storyline. I wanted to watch Tommy lose his shit. Did not disappoint.
Since then, I tried two variant Sage paths (one in which he fucks everybody, one in which it’s only her), a Jill CHICK path (I have yet to try the NEUTRAL), the Bella path, Quinn path, Riona path, Lily path, and one in which he never fucks anyone which’ll probably become the Zoey path. Yes that’s a lot, but I skip repeated scenes and don’t bother with the mini-games; fuck the mini-games.
Of course now I have to try versions of these paths where
he’s on ’shrooms and where he’s not.
Other favorite bits? I’m sure you have a few; here’s mine so far.
- Tremolo discovering the delights of a yoga class full of nubile college girls. (Which is not at all what the yoga classes at my local gym look like, goddammit.)
- Neil’s attempt to woo Lynette.
- Sage nearly saying the L-word.
- Sage walking out of the house in that green dress. I now have no objections to 60fps animations. Good god, chesty redheads will be the death of me.
- Sage caught talking about fucking every time the waiter shows up.
- Jill walking on on Tybalt as he’s fucking a watermelon (makes me laugh my ass off every time), then confessing this is not the first time she’s kicked a man in the balls.
- Zoey finally realizing (but too late) she’s in love with Tremolo, and freaking out. (I didn’t realize what this was when it was teased at the beginning; i thought she was being chased.)
- Derek confessing what he does in the home theater room.
- Tommy listening to Arieth while he’s fucked up on ’shrooms.
- The bouncing popcorn bucket.
- Maya playing with the MC’s stocking fetish.
- Tremolo actually telling Riona to fuck off after she flirts with other DIKs in order to get his attention. I really like Riona, but I hate that high-school shit behavior. So in all the non-Riona paths I had him reject her. Don’t wanna reward bad behavior.
- Tremolo wearing Lily down when she insists “rolling with him” shouldn’t include the feels… but she’s getting the feels for him anyway.
- When the dock at the barbecue turns into the North Pole, complete with Christmas tree, when Tremolo is ’shrooming. Laughed my ass off at that one too.
- Derek confessing the real reason he’s in college. Never imagined the horny doofus would actually make me cry.
- The DIKs imagining the HOTs would never talk about something so nasty as rimjobs, while at that very instant the girls are laughing at all the guys’ O-faces. I don’t know why men assume women can’t be just as fucked-up as they.
- “ROCKETMAAAAN!!! … Ow! Ow! Ow! Fuck! My nuts!”
- “It’s like this big, Sally.”
If you haven’t downloaded it yet, get on that.