ReallyNotTina and I did episode 2 last night.
She used to work in law enforcement back in the ’00s, so she
immediately notices all the illegal shit. “Yup,
that’s felony assault.” “Yup,
that’s felony kidnapping.” “Yup,
that’s felony rape.” You
do realize you can’t just put a guy’s dick in you while he’s tied to a chair, right? No more than you can put your dick into someone else when
she’s tied down. Consent, folks. Doesn’t matter how hot it seems to act first and get permission later; ignore everything
Revenge of the Nerds taught you. No consent means prison, where rapey inmates don’t seek consent either.
She’s not familiar with any injectable recreational drug, like the one Quinn and Tommy take at the top of the episode, which
isn’t addictive. I’m not either. Probably Quinn was lying. First taste makes you a hopelessly hooked regular customer.
When Tommy says to the blindfolded pledges, “Do you wish to rise and become a DIK?” and Tremolo says (your choice, of course), “No?”—it means he legally
didn’t give verbal consent to anything which followed. If Tommy wanted to cover his ass legally, he should’ve demanded a yes, and kicked Tremolo’s ass out of there if he didn’t get one. “We were just having fun” is a shitty legal defense for rape. But we already know Tremolo never tells on anybody… well except Chad, and even then he really didn’t wanna.
ReallyNotTina was amazed at the CUM-petition, and had a lot of comments.
• “Have you seen or done that before?” Never. Nor since. I hadn’t even heard of it before BaDIK. I thought it was Dr. PinkCake’s warped invention till others on this forum said he swiped the idea from a movie. In the frats at my college, the competitions were never about who splooges last, but first—who can fill a cup soonest, or who can ejaculate into a hot dog bun first (and the loser has to eat the bun without puking). Edging isn’t really a thing with horny teenagers. Doesn’t have to be, when your refractory period is five minutes! They want gratification right the fuck now—and too many don’t even care if the girl doesn’t cum.
• “So if you jizz last, you win? So the DIKs want guys who don’t jizz?” I don’t think Tommy’s ever thought that all the way through; I’m not sure he thinks anything all the way through. As homophobic as he is, he’s unwittingly made it really easy for closeted gay dudes to become maggots.
• “They can’t do that in strip clubs. It would get them shut down.” Well the girls in the scene aren’t strippers; they’re whores. But yeah, it’s stated later that in previous CUM-petitions they used strippers. Direct genital stimulation, even with clothes on, even in a private room, is illegal—or was in ReallyNotTina’s jurisdiction. (In Sweden, DPC’s homeland, it’s legal to sell sex, but illegal to buy it—i.e. it penalizes only the john, so strippers won’t get in any trouble whatsoever for going as far as they wish.) Lap dances never touch your no-no place. Without consent it’s assault; with consent it’s prostitution. “Boy are you gonna have a lot of comments later about the Pink Rose,” I told her—“you’ll see.”
• “Would you do one?” Only with you, I told her. Certainly not with an audience of cheering frat boys. “If it’s only me, who would you be competing with?” Well, you. You’re gonna cum first. You’re going down, woman. (Not literally. You know what I mean.)
• “What if the guys were really good at holding out, or the girls were really shitty at turning them on? Would the spectators really sit there and watch this for 10 straight minutes? Wouldn’t Tommy have to shut everything down if nobody cums after 20 minutes?” Probably; or he’d somehow try to escalate things; or he’d finally realize all this year’s pledges were gay. Again, I don’t think Tommy (or DPC) thought this all the way through. But yeah, I wouldn’t stick around to watch. Probably wouldn’t watch in the first place; I’d talk to my date or something. Live public sex acts aren’t my thing.
• “What’s with Quinn’s makeup?” Yeah, it’s not my thing either. She looks better without. The lighting in the CUM-petition scene makes it look like her face and body are two different colors, which implies really bad makeup skills. But yeah, it’s just lighting. I explained the little trees next to her eyes are an homage to her dad’s tattoos, but didn’t spoil it further.
• “You have to swallow the condom? Is it an edible condom?” I would hope so. Lubricated or not, I wouldn’t want to get that goddamn thing tangled in my intestines. But the game never says. Forcing people to swallow bodily fluids, she also pointed out, is a crime, and she’s pretty sure being forced to swallow your own babies is included. Since Quinn pulls off the condom before Tremolo fake-cums, there’s no semen in it anyway. Derek, if he loses, might have a case—but he did give consent.
ReallyNotTina got really pissed at how Tremolo didn’t tell Maya about Quinn. Cuz she eagerly picked “Tell her what you know,” but he actually doesn’t. We know the MC knows Quinn is pimping the girls, but all he tells Maya is “Just… don’t trust her, Maya. Please!” I mean yeah, Quinn told him during the CUM-petition that she’s “innocent, and it’ll stay that way, got it?” but that’s only a mild threat, and if she ever tries violent retribution, he can kick her in the pussy, get away, and go talk to
actual cops. But the MC really should have warned Maya, “She sells ass. Stay the hell away from her!” He doesn’t. Goddamn him.
ReallyNotTina is going for Sage in this run, so she didn’t have the MC stick around to party with Maya, and didn’t have him fuck Josy on his date back home. “That’d be wrong, right?” I told her she doesn’t
have to be monogamous; it’s only a game. But she doesn’t wanna. So the only sex scenes she’s seen so far are Tremolo’s wet dreams of Cathy, and when he finally gets to titty-fuck Sage. She thinks the wet dreams are dumb, but I pointed out once Tremolo starts having regular sex, they stop—same as real life.
Since she’s not going for Jill or Bella, she didn’t understand why on earth the MC agreed to dinner with Bella. Which I never even thought about: if you’re not interested in Jill (especially after she ditched the MC for Tybalt, of all people), why would you need to impress Bella? Why say yes to dinner? Yet even if my actions indicate I don’t want the MC to pursue Bella, it’s locked into the game: he drunkenly makes out with her, fondles her tits, and gets her all masturbatory. Cuz y’know, sexy drama.
“She wants him too though,”
ReallyNotTina said, “She said ‘I’m doing this for Jill,’ but
she wants him.”
“Well, she
has seen his 14-inch cock,” I said.
“Yeah that’d definitely get
my attention,” she said. “But when she’s talking to him later, on the couch when they make out? She’s wearing a see-through negligee, a see-through nightgown, and a G-string. You don’t wear that to sleep in; you wear that to take off and fuck. She wants to fuck him but she’s in self-denial.” Yeah, she’s got Bella’s number.
“Not a lot of porn in this porn game, is there?” she commented. Well if you make Tremolo a slut who fucks everything, there is! But not so much when you’re monogamously pursuing only one love interest. Still, like the rest of us, the story caught her interest. I love how she’s catching the stuff I don’t. We’ll get to episode 3 some other night.