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It's fucking funny, but where did this 14-inch crap come from? MCs dick is 8-9 inches maximum, more like 8 than 9.
This is not an image of a 9 inch cock. It’s the same height as Sage’s skull.

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The MC states on Swyper he’s above 6 feet. Sage, in heels, is nearly the same height. Therefore Sage’s ass isn’t a mere 9 inches high.

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Dude’s packing a pink python.
 
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Darkwen

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anonnyscouse

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Didn't DPC do something about measuring other things by the amount of MC's cocks that they are? If that could be found then there could be an accurate measurement of the cock made by comparing the people DPC measured using it?
 

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Has anyone else noticed moments from the game where DPC clearly during development skipped out on googling the correct sentences or wordings that would be better at conveying the message of whatever the characters are saying? For example, who the hell says shit like "says the master to their student!"? I mean, I assume he just thought that he had heard a saying like that somewhere before and that it would sound REALLY good in-game to all the players, but sometimes I just wonder how much better his dialogue writing would be if his ego wasn't as big as everyone knows that it is. He also seems to be really childish and use somewhat childish terms in the game's dialogue, too. I mean, I know that swedes usually tend to be like that, but who the fuck refers to a combination of punches as a "flurry"? Also, the first time I played the brawler mini game, I thought "slip" meant slipping as in slipping the strikes of your opponent by moving your head to either the left or right side which is what you do to dodge straight punches in boxing, for example. But no, it seems like he had this silly idea of the MC stepping on a banana peel and slipping on it instead. I'm not gonna say that he's a shitty dev, but I am gonna say that he's a hell of a lot worse than he seems to think he is.
 

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That's just the first step. DPC is looking for assistants and helpers to speed up development.
But if in normal life your employer pays you to work for him, in the case of DPC you will have to pay to have the privilege of working for DPC. Sign up for the $100 level so you can become a moderator in DPC server.
Note. This is just a joke.


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Darkwen

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That's just the first step. DPC is looking for assistants and helpers to speed up development.
But if in normal life your employer pays you to work for him, in the case of DPC you will have to pay to have the privilege of working for DPC. Sign up for the $100 level so you can become a moderator in DPC server.
Note. This is just a joke.


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I don't know much this would help speed things up I can't believe there isn't a line about signing your soul over DPC :Kappa:
 

Sun of Rome

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I don't know much this would help speed things up I can't believe there isn't a line about signing your soul over DPC :Kappa:
Watch your hands.
DPС bans everyone in his discord server instead of spending time developing and doing scenes with his favorite Josy. Whose fault is that? Pirates who leak previews, which is why he has to be on this site all the time, keep track of everyone who leaks previews, and run sophisticated CIA-level operations to track the enemy.
But now that he's hired loyal servants worthy followers of the teachings of the goddess Shar, he'll be able to focus on development! The episode will now be released six months early!
Just trust!
 

felicemastronzo

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That's just the first step. DPC is looking for assistants and helpers to speed up development.
But if in normal life your employer pays you to work for him, in the case of DPC you will have to pay to have the privilege of working for DPC. Sign up for the $100 level so you can become a moderator in DPC server.
Note. This is just a joke.


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SomboSteel who knows how many months of delay are your responsibility!!!!! traitor to the most sacred friendships!!!!:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:




:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::love:
 
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Darkwen

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Watch your hands.
DPС bans everyone in his discord server instead of spending time developing and doing scenes with his favorite Josy. Whose fault is that? Pirates who leak previews, which is why he has to be on this site all the time, keep track of everyone who leaks previews, and run sophisticated CIA-level operations to track the enemy.
But now that he's hired loyal servants worthy followers of the teachings of the goddess Shar, he'll be able to focus on development! The episode will now be released six months early!
Just trust!
I'm sure DPC has his own police force for that
 
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your taking a lot of time to figure out the size of mc cock
My GF and I had a debate about it. I said his meat cannon was a long-but-not-impossibly-long 10 inches; she said it can’t be, considering the relative sizes of the LIs. She convinced me.

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To be fair, the exaggerated length of his cock lines up with the exaggerated proportions of the LIs. It’s all a bit cartoony.
 

Darkwen

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My GF and I had a debate about it. I said his meat cannon was a long-but-not-impossibly-long 10 inches; she said it can’t be, considering the relative sizes of the LIs. She convinced me.

To be fair, the exaggerated length of his cock lines up with the exaggerated proportions of the LIs. It’s all a bit cartoony.
Wait you have a GF thats real ;) :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :Kappa:
 

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My GF and I had a debate about it. I said his meat cannon was a long-but-not-impossibly-long 10 inches; she said it can’t be, considering the relative sizes of the LIs. She convinced me.

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To be fair, the exaggerated length of his cock lines up with the exaggerated proportions of the LIs. It’s all a bit cartoony.
Act tough,but then you can't handle something like that ..:cautious::cautious:
practice more with banana's,Quinnie,
then maybe you can handle real adult work and go all the way..
 
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