I look forward to your report
I'm back! It's sort of a good news/bad news situation.
The good news is that I went to a convenience store, looking for condoms so that I can immediately start making passionate love with the girl whose ass I will slap. While searching the shelves, I ran into this little cutie working there. She has nice tanned skin, a lovely smile, and is very petite. In fact, you could call her quite a lady...
It turns out your advice worked perfectly
We fell in love immediately, and are now engaged
![Wink ;) ;)](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)
I'll send you an invite to the wedding!
Oh, and the bad news... I didn't find any condoms
"... and that's how i met your mother, pumpkin."
This guy is psychic! A happy ending for all!
![Big grin :D :D](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7)