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Ah yes, we were playing "College Simulator 2K22", sometimes I forget. It breaks immersivity and realism of the situation.
My bad.
In case you haven't noticed it's a deep and good written VN. If your looking for fast and stupid fap try to HuniePop or something. Being a Dick is way different from ordinary soulless porn game.

PS: Jill haters should burn in hell.
 
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Ilhares

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It's called casual sex and is quintaessencial of porn. If you look for romance there are plenty of books and movies to choose from.
Not only that, it's entirely realistic for college, unless the dorms have changed drastically in recent years. I went up to visit a friend and ended up giving her and her friend a tumble for the weekend. Couldn't be much more casual than that. As my friend was dating somebody else at the time, it definitely wasn't a romantic thing.

Does BaDIK have some absolutely absurd plot angles? Of course it does, it's a game, there's always going to be some manner of ludicrous happenings going on. Then again, given the shit I've seen in life, who knows? Maybe the stuff in the game might seem perfectly normal to people who went to other colleges.

I certainly treat it like an enjoyable game, though. IRL I'd probably be dead and broke after knocking up Riona and Camila. In the game? I'm *ahem* giving it the ol' college try!
 
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Yeah I believe the search results are related to your account and maybe privileges. The browsers that it worked for you were probably logged in, and the ones that didn't, you probably weren't logged in.

And thanks for not believing I'm retarded. :D

If you look back to the actual prologue, it makes sense as to why there's so much focus on him getting into the DIKs.

The prologue is all about family, and how family are not just your blood relations but the people that support you through life.

That'd be the DIKs, the HOTs, Bella, Jill and maybe the B&R receptionist.

Becoming a DIK, finding that new family is a massive part of this story. To knock it off in one episode would have been to cheapen what it meant to the mc.

I do expect the story to pick up a bit more in conflict, and I'm a little worried that it could get derailed in doing so (kinda like how I feel AL was derailed once all the fun and games were over), but the real focus on this story is the mc Being a DIK.
If that's how you want to look at it that's fine. All i'm trying to say is that they where making it sound like Isabella was dependent on Jill when Jill is just one of very few and I want to emphasis that, very few reasons MC has to spend time with Isabella. There are supposedly library jobs on the way but I don't see the difference between using Jill as an excuse to spend time with Isabella over using the Library jobs as an excuse to spend time with Isabella or whatever other reason when the problem is that their relationship isn't deepening because like all other characters it wasn't allowed to this season which is why I say that the prologue shouldn't be 7 chapters long but if you want to call this the DIK ark that's fine, you wouldn't be wrong. I'm not getting why the MC should care about family just because he is overly dependent on his dad. Just feels like the entirety of season one was a showcase which I am indifferent to.
 
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Kukipett

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My god Jill is the most perfect woman you can imagine.
Just see it this way:
1 She is beautiful, sporty, well built and sexy
2 She is rich from a famous family
3 She is a bit naive, that's perfect, you will be able to cheat and she will not notice
4 she doesn't know much about sex, so you can teach her your ways and your kinks
5 She is friend with Bella and maybe you could get her to have a wonderfull threesome

So you see she is the perfect wife, just forget about Maya and Josy those two little girls with a dad problem, forget about Sage who just wants Chad, forget about Bella who will just see you as a toy.
Maybe the Madame would be the best choice, we never know but some people here are not into gerontophilia:cry:
 
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So just looking at the prologue:

"Family."
"My dad once told me that a family is more than blood relations."
"Being related doesn't necessarily make you family."
"Family are the people who support you in your choices."
"Family will help you grow."
"Family doesn't give up on you in times of need."
"Family are the ones who love you for you..."
"...whoever that may be."
"Even if you lose your family..."
"...or if your family loses you."
"Don't stop."
"Find new ones to love and somewhere else to call home."

Then there's all that shit about his dad smiling like a dickhead and his mom dying giving birth and shit, and then the prologue finishes with:

"Either way, I was happy back then. We didn't have much, we...erm..."
"...we had enough."
"We had each other."
"As for now?"
"Let me tell you what happened."

So the family theme is undeniable, regardless of how applicable it is to any other setting, and while I got a little carried away including the receptionist, the DIKs are most definitely his "new" family, at least for his college years, and that friendship could last many more years afterwards.

So a major theme is "new" family, the game is called "Being a DIK", so my original point was, the number of episodes it took for him to actually become a DIK was significant, because it was a significant thing that happened.

This is pretty much an "origin" story, how Fuckface was reborn into his new family and discovered the power of his cock.

In an origin movie, half the movie is typically spent on the character's origin details, and the other half will be the first major conflict after the rebirth.

It's been a great ride so far, helping the young fella grow into a sex machine, but soon this conflict will come and threaten everyone he loves, and whoever it is, Vinny, Burke, Tybalt, whoever, the mc will use his superpower and beat them to death with his cock, figuratively speaking.

That sounds great conceptually (it's worked for every other superhero origin story), but what it will actually pan out to be is anyone's guess.

Bottom line, we've spent half the game becoming a DIK, now it's time for the game to shift gears and get into the conflict that will take us through to the end.


How is the mc actually simping for her? They go on a few dates, he makes out with her a few times, as far as fucking goes he has to be a bit more patient with her than he is with other girls, but it's only been a month in game time.

Sure he's practicing some music that she plays so they can do some cool duet together, but he loves music, she loves music, that shit is fun, not "simping".

Just curious, what is the mc doing that makes him a simp for Jill?
She takes MC on a date with a pony and another where she feds him breed. MC is not a duck he is a DIK and even prisoners of war get water with their breed. Pretty obvious to me that Jill sees MC as more of an accessory than a person, who is that pony for? She could have at least got MC a lightsaber, you know she can afford it! In having to deal with her bullshit you are simping for her, simping is literally asskissing to get into a girls pants and I can't think of a route that makes the MC out to be a more obsequious loser than Jills. I mean if you like it fine but I remember highschool and college and that one douche with his guitar *shivers* there's always one. I actually beat the snot out of mine twice. Dude actually had girls coming up to me asking to be my sex slave as a joke, sexual harassment isn't fucking funny. Guitar douche is the epitome of simp, he is a professional simp who prays on naïve girls. I can't see how anyone could fall in love with a girl with the mentality of an 8 year old.

edit: I can't tell if this didn't post or not. So I apologize in advance for the doublepost if that is the case.
 

shazba

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It seems like the final stretch to the release is taking its usual toll.

Around this time every release the thread starts eating itself.

All that’s left is for a certain mod to swoop in and start arbitrarily banning people. I’d invoke said mod’s name to complete the cycle, but I’m just too fucking scared.


...I went up to visit a friend and ended up giving her and her friend a tumble for the weekend...

...As my friend was dating somebody else at the time, it definitely wasn't a romantic thing...
So mmf for the win, amirite? :p
 
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