How the fuck is about ~4000 pages of this thread nothing but Aunty Jill, evil twin Josephine and Sage being the MC's sister/gunman on the grassy knoll but I’m the only fucker talking about Bianca being related to Miranda (Lynette's friend from the diary flashback).
They’re the same model with a different haircut and wear the same necklace (prominently). But no, let's have more pages debating whether the root structure on Jamie's new plant is proof the MC's mother is secretly Derek in a wig and he's going to inherit the Royce fortune after he marries Jill's horse.